Don't you just feel the urge to ask why they bothered to get in touch?!?

Yeh cos he's a k.n.o.b.

Not really the client's fault, but still a bit of a "nope" situation that hopefully fits here.

Setting up an outcall for the evening. I receive the flat's address. Not only was it my street, but the building next to ours (I'm in 28a, he is in 30c). I've politely excused myself by claiming I got called in to my other job. >.>

Haha, classic. If only he knew
xx

my neighbour is a regular lol  always handy when i need a cat sitter

Text from a guy asking if I am around tonight.Told him I had just finished for the day but was around until 9pm tomorrow and to call me tomorrow if he wanted to book.
Red flag number 1 and 2 :Texted back asking to see me at lunchtime and asking if its incalls or outcalls and how much (persisting with enquiry despite being told I had finished for the evening and seemingly not read my ad)
Told him rates etc in ad.
To which he told me he only had a quick look and then proceedes to tell me how he had a stunning girlfriend and shouldn't be doing this etc.
Replied with that I wouldn't be meeting him as he wasn't committed enough to actually know anything about me before contacting and I don't feel comfortable with clients telling me about their private life for absolutely no reason like he did.Yuck can't stand the ones who feel the need to tell you about their partners and who make out they shouldn't do this or don't need to but hey ho 'I'm such a lad'..sod off!

Had a guy call me earlier and he was whispering down the phone.. I told him to speak up cos couldn't hear him... He says sorry my wife is upstairs...
He tells me that he is calling off a landline and could I give him my address. I said to him that I can give my post code out but he will have to call me when he is outside on my road if he wants a booking and I would then give him the door number ... He says ahh right ok could u not give me the full address  . (The whispering has now stopped  ) .... I hung up and then realised he wasn't even calling me off a landline it was a mobile number the fantasist twat

Text from an idiot.
Do u do online sex?
No
Ok where are you based?
(Sigh Leeds like it says on my ad.
Sorry you were recommended to me :)I can't do Leeds unless u r very impressive.I usually just do online sex.
And block.

Had a guy call me earlier and he was whispering down the phone.. I told him to speak up cos couldn't hear him... He says sorry my wife is upstairs...
He tells me that he is calling off a landline and could I give him my address. I said to him that I can give my post code out but he will have to call me when he is outside on my road if he wants a booking and I would then give him the door number ... He says ahh right ok could u not give me the full address  . (The whispering has now stopped  ) .... I hung up and then realised he wasn't even calling me off a landline it was a mobile number the fantasist twat

lol you lot give these men more time than I do. Soon as I heard the whispering I would have hung up lool.

Moron: "Do you take it up the arse?"

Me: "No, but I spank yours, how does that sound?"

Moron: "I really want to do u up the arse. I have lube and Im big"

Me: Laughing while blocking