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Emma_C

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8445 on: 17 January 2016, 11:53:56 am »
Sometimes, but not very often I like to get revenge on time wasters..

He calls on the Thursday & books for that evening. Was out of my local area in few towns along so knew he wouldn't make the drive out to me. So I gave the wrong postcode & drop a few texts ie. call me from the carpark etc but no response as expected. The next day he texts:

Him: "Hi how are you! Sorry I completely forgot about the other night! Are you free tonight? x
Me: "I'm good thanks, been rushed off my feet with lots of lovely genuine clients today & filled your booking last night with a fantastic guy who's going to be a regular! Epic! Now I'm off out on the town with friends so can't fit you in. Good luck!"

No response funnily enough & not heard from again...  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8446 on: 17 January 2016, 12:00:50 pm »
First contact:

"Are you any good?"


I just can't... I mean... I don't even...What???

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8447 on: 17 January 2016, 12:21:59 pm »
Reply: Yes I am shit hot. Now F off.

Nova

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8448 on: 17 January 2016, 12:27:20 pm »
Was tempted by, 'With an opener like that, you will never get to find out out,' but decided not to reply.

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8449 on: 17 January 2016, 12:34:58 pm »
Was tempted by, 'With an opener like that, you will never get to find out out,' but decided not to reply.

Men like that don't deserve to get to see an escort. Disgusting x

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8450 on: 17 January 2016, 12:55:50 pm »
I've been getting texts from some guy since November. The first couple I answered as they seemed normal questions. Then he went onto wanting to meet, could he take me to see local bands etc. All the texts are posed as a question.
eg. Are you busy today,
'What you doing for New Year'?
 ' Do you do yoga'?  !!!
All this since November, I get one the other day and it says
' can I ask you a question' !!!!!!

I hate when they text "can I ask you a question"! I had someone the other day do that and I replied "sure, if it relates to my services or making a booking" and funnily enough I didn't get a reply to that!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8451 on: 17 January 2016, 04:44:26 pm »
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Hi

So your either going to think this message is complete bullshit, wtf, think i'm crazy or all of the above

So 16months ago i was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told i had about 2years to live. From that day forward i have tried to live my life to the full and help as many people as possible.

I fly out soon for an experimental treatment program and i'm not sure if i will return. I have not been close to a women in over 2years and i just don't want a high class escort, i want someone who has life experience. This money would change somebody's life and i want it to be with someone who works hard.

I have quite a vast fortune of around 2-5 million due to the company my family own and my own business. i would be willing to make you a offer for a full day/night with you i would be willing to pay between 150,000 - 250,000 i know that sounds crazy but i just want to cuddle up to someone one last time. this is not about sex or any sexual content for me it's about giving somebody who is determind in life a chance. i'M not going to lie obviously i'd like to feel close one last time i'm just not sure i can with all the meds

I can send across proof and also discuss verification. I understand you probably get a lot of these messages and they turn out to be rubbish. if you are interested i will show you more than enough proof.

If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask. I have helped a lot of people out and will continue to do this.

I look forward to your response. happy to send proof and discuss over the telephone

I wonder if he's a Nigerian prince too?

Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8452 on: 17 January 2016, 05:36:53 pm »
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Hi

So your either going to think this message is complete bullshit, wtf, think i'm crazy or all of the above

So 16months ago i was diagnosed with terminal cancer and told i had about 2years to live. From that day forward i have tried to live my life to the full and help as many people as possible.

I fly out soon for an experimental treatment program and i'm not sure if i will return. I have not been close to a women in over 2years and i just don't want a high class escort, i want someone who has life experience. This money would change somebody's life and i want it to be with someone who works hard.

I have quite a vast fortune of around 2-5 million due to the company my family own and my own business. i would be willing to make you a offer for a full day/night with you i would be willing to pay between 150,000 - 250,000 i know that sounds crazy but i just want to cuddle up to someone one last time. this is not about sex or any sexual content for me it's about giving somebody who is determind in life a chance. i'M not going to lie obviously i'd like to feel close one last time i'm just not sure i can with all the meds

I can send across proof and also discuss verification. I understand you probably get a lot of these messages and they turn out to be rubbish. if you are interested i will show you more than enough proof.

If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask. I have helped a lot of people out and will continue to do this.

I look forward to your response. happy to send proof and discuss over the telephone

I wonder if he's a Nigerian prince too?

That's hilarious... so despite being such a giving, caring soul whose only interest is to help people worldwide with his millions, he won't help you by simply paying your given fee and shutting up  ;D
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

-Betty White

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8453 on: 17 January 2016, 06:17:03 pm »
Send him to me!!!!

Being serious...it could, it just could, be serious! You never know and ooooo wouldn't you kick yourself if someone else on here gets it! hahaha

 ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8454 on: 17 January 2016, 07:22:44 pm »
Send him to me!!!!

Being serious...it could, it just could, be serious! You never know and ooooo wouldn't you kick yourself if someone else on here gets it! hahaha

 ;D

How the nigerian scam is working? They want to pay you money, do they sent you a deposit. What is the catch?
He came in the morning and woke me up with killer instinct. Wish I could stop this now.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8455 on: 18 January 2016, 02:49:14 am »
Guy calls says he is looking to be a slave for me.

He goes on to say he doesn't want any domination or pain, just to come round and do a household chore for me so I say OK you can come and clean my bathroom. There is a pause and he says 'I don't really fancy that, could I just do some dusting or push the hoover about?

Me: I don't think you know what the word slave means!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8456 on: 18 January 2016, 07:55:35 am »
I have had a request to run errands too that is strange.  I think his name was Chris.  He wants to do chores and run errands.  I told him I wasn't interested.

Who on earth would have a perfect stranger come and do tasks for free?  I mean really!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8457 on: 18 January 2016, 10:19:28 am »
hiya
do you do rimming, prostate massage and anal.  can you make yourself ejaculate in 15 minutes.

so he wants a pile of stuff not on my profile and all within 15 minutes which i also don't do?  great!

Disciplinarian

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8458 on: 18 January 2016, 04:13:07 pm »
Guy calls says he is looking to be a slave for me.

He goes on to say he doesn't want any domination or pain, just to come round and do a household chore for me so I say OK you can come and clean my bathroom. There is a pause and he says 'I don't really fancy that, could I just do some dusting or push the hoover about?

Me: I don't think you know what the word slave means!

I've never heard of this without any punishment involved, it's a very common request I get but the 'slaves' always screw up deliberately so they get a smacked bottom or something.

trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8459 on: 18 January 2016, 04:54:54 pm »
First he says, 'Hi'.
Then he says, after being ignored, 'Hi I would like to book an appointment'.
Then he says 'I want to tell you something'.

Curiosity got the better of me.  And, of course, he wanted to tell me that he has a Very Large Willy and is that OK.

I had this guy twice, once over email and again over text, didn't realise it was the same bloke until he said he wanted to tell me something again.

No booking, of course. ;)