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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8400 on: 06 January 2016, 10:43:01 pm »
Quote from: The_Lynx on 06 January 2016, 10:10:44 pm
Just got a neutral feedback on my profile on the advertisement website I use. I'll just straight-up quote the text, since it's easier than paraphrasing. ;D

"I was just looking for some sex, but it's impossible to find ur number, I think you sould make it easier for guys or womem to find ur number, it's too hard, i went to your webpage but tere it was no contactinfo, I bet u ave lost many customers because it's so hard I got a headace from all te time I used and I was unsucsessful."

... My contact info is a bolded, big font email address on my website in the "Contact" category. Sometimes, I really wonder how those people get by in their daily life.

Not really a booking request per se, as much as a whinge about failing to book, but I felt it's thread-relevant.

When they have a hard on, all the blood rushes away from their head to their willy wonka which means they don't think straight.

Sometimes I need to try and remind myself of this when someone makes an enquiry having clearly not read my profile which is why I always give second chances now and refer them back to my profile unless they sound completely stupid like the guy in question here.

He sounds like a complete moron so I don't think you've missed much when it comes to him lol.

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The_Lynx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8401 on: 06 January 2016, 10:50:40 pm »
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 06 January 2016, 10:43:01 pm
He sounds like a complete moron so I don't think you've missed much when it comes to him lol.


Yep. Far as I am concerned, this is a proof that filtering through email first works as intended. ;D
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Disciplinarian

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8402 on: 06 January 2016, 10:51:53 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 06 January 2016, 08:22:08 pm
'Can u do 5 mins wit ur feet in my face n i wank n cum on ur boobs 2nite?'

Do you think he means at the same time? I'm trying to imagine it but struggling....what a little charmer eh?  :D

He sounds like a real catch.
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8403 on: 07 January 2016, 01:10:53 am »
Quote from: hannah13 on 05 January 2016, 09:14:45 am
Hi how are you? I have a strange fantasy that you may like to do? Willing to pay handsomely to get this done too. Basically I want you to shove me into a farm slurry pit and watch me sink in it as you count your cash. Then as I get sucked under you blow me a kiss and walk away with your cash x

I think sometimes they say these things to wine us up. Some of them know exactly what they are doing. Sigh!
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8404 on: 07 January 2016, 11:13:50 am »
I'm not sure if someone is on the winde up or not but I got a missed call at 5.22am

So I text them this morning saying......

Sorry but I don't work 24 hours a day. If you would like to meet then please read my profile and call me within my working hours.

Then about half an hour ago this is the exact text I receive from him saying......

Bby I am a young boy I like licking yours pussy anal boobs eating ur b pussy cum ur licking my ass cock without a condom and how much for 1 hour at my home bby xxx

Cock brain of the highest level  ::)

Normally that's the kinda shit I would have reacted to and told to fuck off but really there is no point in getting wound up over that illiterate, creepy wee freak!

Blocked!
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Disciplinarian

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8405 on: 07 January 2016, 12:11:17 pm »
That HAS to be a wind up, not even google translate could produce such drivel.
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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8406 on: 07 January 2016, 01:29:14 pm »
No but teenage boys can produce it.
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roseanna

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8407 on: 07 January 2016, 01:37:35 pm »
Quote from: TrashAzn on 07 January 2016, 01:29:14 pm
No but teenage boys can produce it.

That's just what I thought too.
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Disciplinarian

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8408 on: 07 January 2016, 01:55:17 pm »
Send him to me, I'll sort him out.
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8409 on: 07 January 2016, 02:00:02 pm »
How many teenage boys are up during the nite phoning hookers at 5am though?

I don't think he's a teenage boy, I do think he is young though and incredibly stupid.

Saying that, maybe he's 18 or 19.

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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8410 on: 07 January 2016, 02:02:17 pm »
Bearing in mind, he's after an outcall. Can't imagine many young teenage boys having their own place unless he's in student accommodation or something but with those brains, I very much doubt he's a student x
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8411 on: 07 January 2016, 02:52:40 pm »
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 07 January 2016, 02:02:17 pm
Bearing in mind, he's after an outcall. Can't imagine many young teenage boys having their own place unless he's in student accommodation or something but with those brains, I very much doubt he's a student x

I have visited a few guys, in their early 20s, who live with their parents - they obviously had to wait for them to be out before booking me, but they passed my security checks so I had no problem with visiting them. But those are the exceptions, most who ask me to visit them who live with their parents are morons like Kendra's texter!
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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8412 on: 07 January 2016, 03:48:19 pm »
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 07 January 2016, 02:02:17 pm
Bearing in mind, he's after an outcall. Can't imagine many young teenage boys having their own place unless he's in student accommodation or something but with those brains, I very much doubt he's a student x

I doubt he actually intends to make a booking just probably had a few drinks and wants a wank. Might even be having a laugh with mates doing it with various women. Could easily be around 16-17 doesn't seem like the type to go to College or stay in school longer than they need to. 
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8413 on: 07 January 2016, 06:24:46 pm »
I really dislike early January with a passion.Its a trail by timewaster!
Todays beauties include 'I know it says you need an hours notice but I'm 5 mins away can I see you now?'..'Funnily enough..no'.
'What does it cost?''Do you do domination?'..'No sorry not my thing' 'Oh so you only do sex then?'...sigh.
'I've been surfing the internet and found your profile,how does it work then?'...'Are you wanting to make a booking?' 'Yeah tonight at say 11 or 12''I don't work that late'..'Can I see you tomorrow then?' Yes how long for?''Er well I've been looking at your pics and thought I'd call you rather than wanking over them now'...'Thanks for sharing'...puts phone down.
I give up today phone getting switched off.
Oh plus 2 emails one telling me how he is a goodlooking 22 year old and asking if I'm on my own and another asking if I will tickle them neither replied to me when I asked when they wanted to book.
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8414 on: 07 January 2016, 08:35:55 pm »
A charmer on adultwork this evening (he also has 4 other aliases, all deactivated):

"i would like to rape you, i dont care if you report me"

And then when I was in the process of blocking him:

"my number is ....078056963**

call me"

Thanks for giving me a number to block as well!
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