Quote from: Shewolf on 01 January 2016, 10:02:10 pm

Just to wind him up a little, I told him I had not been tested for any STD's (I have), and that does he still want to do it BB? (to test his reaction-yes, I am bored)...he replied that it comes down to trust (with a total stranger ?? hahaha) and that provided he could give me an examination and ask me medical questions, then he would consider it.

hahahaha !!! You couldn't make it up! Do these guys really think we are thick?

Ask for the medical questions via email and tell him you have unprotected sex with approx 10,000 men - oral, vaginal, anal - you were so pissed and off your face on drugs most of the time you can't really remember. Tell him you only shared needles a few times though.

Obviously don't say any of that but wouldn't it be fun?

My name is ****** Im 24 and from York. I am just enquiring about weather you are able to help me with something that has been bugging me for sometime now. I am sadly still a virgin yes I know and I wondered if you would be able to help me with my virginity. I have decided that it is the right time for me to lost my virginity and I know you might think that it is a bit sad doing it this way but I have thought about it and I feel it would be right. Plus would you feel ok doing this ??.

I would also like to know if you can do the girlfriend experience and also what is your hourly rate for this type of service and how long would you recomend for the session. The service would be in call and I would travel to leeds, depending if you have a flat or house that you borrow. I would also like to know if you provide condoms if so they would have to be non latex as they are most comfortable for me to use. And also would you wear something really sexy and also do you have any wooden platform heels as I like a woman who wears heels during sex.

I hope that this is ok to enquiry about and I hope you can reply to give me piece of mind. And what you would offer.

From an aw account set up 4 days ago with an alias for an account aet up today. Neithet have feedback, but has sent an impressive amount of emails. Plus the 'virgin' angle. I'm gettting a case of de ja vu... I seem to attract thrse guys fr some reason!

Virgin but knows what condoms are most comfortable for him? Ok so what has he been shagging to gather this information?

Just had this, after an initial enquiry and being directed to the availability on my profile:

Hello Nova, thanks for replying. I'm just studying your availability and reconciling my Dance Card. No seriously, I'm on my own but need to make provision for my children so need to plan ahead.

I have a quiet night ahead, a loose end so to speak, and i'm not sure whether to spend it with Paco Pena and stamp and tap my way around Andalusia, or to lose myself in Bohemian Paris with Chopin. Decisions decisions. What would you do?

A Shiraz is bound to feature at some point - no decision required there. What do you do of an evening?

J

Quote from: Shewolf on 02 January 2016, 08:22:41 pm

Quote from: Nova on 02 January 2016, 08:16:40 pm

Just had this, after an initial enquiry and being directed to the availability on my profile:

Hello Nova, thanks for replying. I'm just studying your availability and reconciling my Dance Card. No seriously, I'm on my own but need to make provision for my children so need to plan ahead.

I have a quiet night ahead, a loose end so to speak, and i'm not sure whether to spend it with Paco Pena and stamp and tap my way around Andalusia, or to lose myself in Bohemian Paris with Chopin. Decisions decisions. What would you do?

A Shiraz is bound to feature at some point - no decision required there. What do you do of an evening?

J

Good God. I would reply that you try and shag as many men as possible before 10p.m and, whilst waiting for calls/emails, you shave your bits and make sure your nose is bogey free. That'll shut him up.

I know right? I just said to let me know when he had a gap on his dance card and ignored the rest. Hopefully that sent the clear message that I'm not interested in sending pointless emails full of personal information for free.

Quote from: amy on 02 January 2016, 08:47:51 pm

God, I had one earlier in the week trying to dig deep with the intrusive personal questions but at least it was during a booking and I was getting paid to talk complete shite.

If I get an email of more than a couple of lines now I just don't read it - why can't they just ring, book and come along? Stuff like this makes me feel nostalgic for the newspaper ad days .

I know we always say this but, can you imagine if he sent this twaddle to ANY OTHER SERVICE PROFESSIONAL? His hairdresser, his mechanic, his vet??? How is it any different FFS? But they would never dream of doing that!

Quote from: Nova on 02 January 2016, 08:50:28 pm

Quote from: amy on 02 January 2016, 08:47:51 pm

God, I had one earlier in the week trying to dig deep with the intrusive personal questions but at least it was during a booking and I was getting paid to talk complete shite.

If I get an email of more than a couple of lines now I just don't read it - why can't they just ring, book and come along? Stuff like this makes me feel nostalgic for the newspaper ad days .

I know we always say this but, can you imagine if he sent this twaddle to ANY OTHER SERVICE PROFESSIONAL? His hairdresser, his mechanic, his vet??? How is it any different FFS? But they would never dream of doing that!

I think we should have a competition to see who can come up with the funniest reply to his email. The reply to most make him faint in shock.