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Disciplinarian

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8325 on: 01 January 2016, 11:05:10 am »
That is a peach :D

You should reply along the lines of:

"That's absolutely fine, but instead of sex I would like to offer you one household chore out of four that needs doing, all are necessary. Hope you are fine with this."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8326 on: 01 January 2016, 01:22:23 pm »
He's probably about ten years old. That's why he has a small chipolata x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8327 on: 01 January 2016, 08:55:54 pm »
Quote:'Please forgive me asking and do not think I am being rude or offensive in asking whether you would compassionately reduce you in-call fee for 2 hours as being on a limited pension,my available income is very limited.I would show my appreciation in ensuring our time together is memorable'.

Oh well...that's OK then, as long as it's memorable, who cares about how much he gives me??

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8328 on: 01 January 2016, 09:14:58 pm »
AND THERE'S MORE:

'I am an exceptionally clean gentleman who has never had any form of STD's as I have not been promiscuous during my marriage. I hope we can freely express our passion and enjoy sex naturally'

Not only a reduction but bareback too, nonetheless!

But he puts it all so eloquently!

hahahahahahaha what a bugger  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8329 on: 01 January 2016, 09:50:57 pm »
AND THERE'S MORE:

'I am an exceptionally clean gentleman who has never had any form of STD's as I have not been promiscuous during my marriage. I hope we can freely express our passion and enjoy sex naturally'

Not only a reduction but bareback too, nonetheless!

But he puts it all so eloquently!

hahahahahahaha what a bugger  ;D

It still amazes me that married guys really think they are std free, I bet some of their wives are putting it about as much as they are  ;D

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8330 on: 01 January 2016, 10:02:10 pm »
AND THERE'S MORE:

'I am an exceptionally clean gentleman who has never had any form of STD's as I have not been promiscuous during my marriage. I hope we can freely express our passion and enjoy sex naturally'

Not only a reduction but bareback too, nonetheless!

But he puts it all so eloquently!

hahahahahahaha what a bugger  ;D

It still amazes me that married guys really think they are std free, I bet some of their wives are putting it about as much as they are  ;D

Just to wind him up a little, I told him I had not been tested for any STD's (I have), and that does he still want to do it BB? (to test his reaction-yes, I am bored)...he replied that it comes down to trust (with a total stranger ?? hahaha) and that provided he could give me an examination and ask me medical questions, then he would consider it.

hahahaha !!! You couldn't make it up! Do these guys really think we are thick?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8331 on: 01 January 2016, 10:51:10 pm »

Just to wind him up a little, I told him I had not been tested for any STD's (I have), and that does he still want to do it BB? (to test his reaction-yes, I am bored)...he replied that it comes down to trust (with a total stranger ?? hahaha) and that provided he could give me an examination and ask me medical questions, then he would consider it.

hahahaha !!! You couldn't make it up! Do these guys really think we are thick?

Ask for the medical questions via email and tell him you have unprotected sex with approx 10,000 men - oral, vaginal, anal - you were so pissed and off your face on drugs most of the time you can't really remember. Tell him you only shared needles a few times though.

Obviously don't say any of that but wouldn't it be fun?

Disciplinarian

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8332 on: 01 January 2016, 11:15:31 pm »
AND THERE'S MORE:

'I am an exceptionally clean gentleman who has never had any form of STD's as I have not been promiscuous during my marriage. I hope we can freely express our passion and enjoy sex naturally'

Not only a reduction but bareback too, nonetheless!

But he puts it all so eloquently!

hahahahahahaha what a bugger  ;D

It still amazes me that married guys really think they are std free, I bet some of their wives are putting it about as much as they are  ;D

Just to wind him up a little, I told him I had not been tested for any STD's (I have), and that does he still want to do it BB? (to test his reaction-yes, I am bored)...he replied that it comes down to trust (with a total stranger ?? hahaha) and that provided he could give me an examination and ask me medical questions, then he would consider it.

hahahaha !!! You couldn't make it up! Do these guys really think we are thick?

Well, that settles it...

It's a wind up!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8333 on: 01 January 2016, 11:20:29 pm »
Weird one: Hello, I love your profile, I really have a thing for women that cry, I will pay top money but you must really cry properly, you must tell what will upset you more than anything as I need to make sure you are really upset and tears are genuine. This can be verbal or physical to suit yourself.

Speechless.... Just speechless ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8334 on: 01 January 2016, 11:30:41 pm »
Weird one: Hello, I love your profile, I really have a thing for women that cry, I will pay top money but you must really cry properly, you must tell what will upset you more than anything as I need to make sure you are really upset and tears are genuine. This can be verbal or physical to suit yourself.

Speechless.... Just speechless ::)

I think it's called dacryphilia.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8335 on: 01 January 2016, 11:38:36 pm »
Lol it can be called anything under the sun Nova lol, it's still freaky and weird !! Omg he couldn't have picked anything worse, I absolutely hate crying, can't bear the headache and sore eyes etc !!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8336 on: 01 January 2016, 11:48:02 pm »
Well we can't help what turns us on. Who are we to judge? Just don't do it if you're not comfortable.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8337 on: 02 January 2016, 12:00:12 am »
Lol it can be called anything under the sun Nova lol, it's still freaky and weird !! Omg he couldn't have picked anything worse, I absolutely hate crying, can't bear the headache and sore eyes etc !!



Anyone who gets his sexual kicks from seeing a woman genuinely upset and crying is at best a pathetic weirdo, at worst an extremely nasty fucker.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8338 on: 02 January 2016, 04:37:26 am »
My name is ****** Im 24 and from York. I am just enquiring about weather you are able to help me with something that has been bugging me for sometime now. I am sadly still a virgin yes I know and I wondered if you would be able to help me with my virginity. I have decided that it is the right time for me to lost my virginity and I know you might think that it is a bit sad doing it this way but I have thought about it and I feel it would be right. Plus would you feel ok doing this ??.

I would also like to know if you can do the girlfriend experience and also what is your hourly rate for this type of service and how long would you recomend for the session. The service would be in call and I would travel to leeds, depending if you have a flat or house that you borrow. I would also like to know if you provide condoms if so they would have to be non latex as they are most comfortable for me to use. And also would you wear something really sexy and also do you have any wooden platform heels as I like a woman who wears heels during sex.

I hope that this is ok to enquiry about and I hope you can reply to give me piece of mind. And what you would offer.

From an aw account set up 4 days ago with an alias for an account aet up today. Neithet have feedback, but has sent an impressive amount of emails. Plus the 'virgin' angle. I'm gettting a case of de ja vu... I seem to attract thrse guys fr some reason!
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8339 on: 02 January 2016, 11:53:54 am »
Lol sounds like the typical newbie. Write a long winded email with far too much information and have more than one profile as they can't decide if they will or won't go through with it. Travelling to a different place is just another idea to try to hide the fact he's doing it. He's 90% likely to never show up either way.