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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8310 on: 29 December 2015, 10:49:13 pm »
Don't you just love when you catch someone out....had a call tonight from someone I'd saved as a potential TW since back in July he made an appointment using a different name and never confirmed.

Anyway I didn't let on, I was curious to see what would happen....and since its impossible to sleep in this damn holiday let I accepted a later appointment than I usually would, at shorter notice.

And he cancels 5 minutes later with a totally spurious excuse...so I was delighted to be able to send him a text saying I see that's the second time you've wasted my time, the first was in July and you called yourself ****
« Last Edit: 29 December 2015, 10:51:39 pm by Jezabel »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8311 on: 30 December 2015, 12:40:13 am »
Yup, I had the pleasure of this recently:

Him: Are you free now nova? I've got ?300 if you are babe x

Me: You can see my availability on my profile. Let me know when would suit you best. (meaning - I don't take same-day bookings)

Him: It's ***, you not remember me?

Me: Yes I remember you. I saw you about a year ago and since then you have twice messaged me asking for a booking and both times not bothered to get back in touch when I offered you one.

Him: Shit, sorry I've had a lot going on, no excuse I know I'm sorry. Can you do *** on *** date?

Him: Or I can come now if you can do ?300 for the night???

Him: Are you free now?

If not (date) for an hour will be fine

Or I can come now, ?350 for the night?? X


Mmm half my overnight rate and I have to be ready NOW which was 11.45pm btw. So tempting.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8312 on: 30 December 2015, 01:04:46 am »
Late night chancer here:

He rang 8-10 times in 5 mins (my phone blocks calls and sends a text telling them so!) so I text him to stop ringing me repeatedly as I don't answer the phone at 1am:

Okay get us some ... I will buy whatever you want. We are really rich
Seriously we are rich

- told him I don't work this late and I don't meet multiple clients

We are very rich people
(he sent a postcode for a very posh area of Dorset)

- told him again I only see clients one on one and to find someone else

We are fucking rich . You would lose this one
I know a lot of people
Sort it out mate
(I blocked him at this point but just checked the blocked texts log to find the following):
Can you seriously avoid two very rich people
And I've just given you my address -[you mean a fake postcode]

(this didn't seem bad enough to warrant a warning but if anyone in Dorset/Hampshire area wants the number and postcode he gave so you can avoid dealing with this one then let me know!)

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8313 on: 30 December 2015, 08:52:32 am »
Yup, I had the pleasure of this recently:

Him: Are you free now nova? I've got ?300 if you are babe x

Me: You can see my availability on my profile. Let me know when would suit you best. (meaning - I don't take same-day bookings)

Him: It's ***, you not remember me?

Me: Yes I remember you. I saw you about a year ago and since then you have twice messaged me asking for a booking and both times not bothered to get back in touch when I offered you one.

Him: Shit, sorry I've had a lot going on, no excuse I know I'm sorry. Can you do *** on *** date?

Him: Or I can come now if you can do ?300 for the night???

Him: Are you free now?

If not (date) for an hour will be fine

Or I can come now, ?350 for the night?? X


Mmm half my overnight rate and I have to be ready NOW which was 11.45pm btw. So tempting.

In the past, this is the kind of stuff that really used to winde me up and I would bite at them but now I try my hardest to ignore such thoughtless morons x

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8314 on: 30 December 2015, 08:55:55 am »
Late night chancer here:

He rang 8-10 times in 5 mins (my phone blocks calls and sends a text telling them so!) so I text him to stop ringing me repeatedly as I don't answer the phone at 1am:

Okay get us some ... I will buy whatever you want. We are really rich
Seriously we are rich

- told him I don't work this late and I don't meet multiple clients

We are very rich people
(he sent a postcode for a very posh area of Dorset)

- told him again I only see clients one on one and to find someone else

We are fucking rich . You would lose this one
I know a lot of people
Sort it out mate
(I blocked him at this point but just checked the blocked texts log to find the following):
Can you seriously avoid two very rich people
And I've just given you my address -[you mean a fake postcode]

(this didn't seem bad enough to warrant a warning but if anyone in Dorset/Hampshire area wants the number and postcode he gave so you can avoid dealing with this one then let me know!)

These types think we can't resist money no matter what time it is, what situation it is and no matter how they speak to us. This is another thing that used to really get on my wick.

When someone phones me at ungodly hours, I send them a text saying I don't work 24 hours a day. Most of them will call back at a reasonable hour. Those that don't and become a pest just get blocked now.

xx

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8315 on: 30 December 2015, 09:17:04 am »
Well I'm contradicting myself now.

Guy phoned me 3 times at 5am the other morning.

Text him saying I don't work 24 hours a day.

He text back saying FFS gimme peace, telling me to switch my phone off if he's such a disturbance!

Hate it when people tell me what to do, my phone is left on through the nite (though on silent) for a few reasons I won't bore you with.

He has a cheek telling me to give him peace when he's the ignoramus phoning me 3 times at 5am.

Anyway, he text back saying point taken and had a little joke.

I didn't respond but I didn't block him either as I thought maybe he might now know to behave himself since I've chinned him for phoning me at stupid times already.

I try to be a little more forgiving these days but on the second strike of being a complete fanny.....they're out! Unless it's something bad enough to put me off from the offset.

So then this morning I wake up to more missed calls from him through the nite.

I bit/ranted at him then blocked him which contradicts what I said in my last 2 posts.

Seriously though, some of them are such idiots. After I rant at them, I get annoyed with myself cause I know that I can't argue with ignorance.

An ignorant idiot like that is far more likely to think I'm some sort of nutter for getting uptight as he clearly doesn't think he's doing anything wrong.

I've been called a nutter a few times from ignorant idiots. Funny how they throw the word nutter around like you must have a mental illness or be mentally unstable because you don't want to invite such ignorant and disrespectful people into your home to get intimate with you and because you get annoyed at their severe personality defects. Outrageous!

Seriously thank gosh there are so many decent clients out there to keep us all in a job.



« Last Edit: 30 December 2015, 07:25:02 pm by Kendra Glasgow »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8316 on: 30 December 2015, 04:11:51 pm »
Email:
'Will you do 2 hours outcall for ?100?' (hour round trip also)

errrrm?

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8317 on: 30 December 2015, 05:44:48 pm »
I got a request for an outcall (don't do outcalls) the other day for a half hour (don't do half hours either) and had I have taken this man up on his tremendous offer.....it would have been an hour and a half there and back again. So 3 hours at least just on travelling assuming there would be no traffic, giving my full services to him plus the time it takes for me to get ready all for about ?70 or whatever the going rate is for a half hour.

I feel that so many of these guys are so unrealistic and completely thoughtless.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8318 on: 30 December 2015, 07:20:29 pm »
I had a guy text last night who said my rate was too high and as I was the girl he wanted to book so he could go to ?50 below my hour rate for me. He asked if I knew another girl would do all the services he asked for at that rate so I directed him to Adultwork's search. He came back with:

"Would you turn down a paid service? Surely a paid service at less is better than none?"

Why do these people think we're that desperate that we'd see someone who has already haggled rates, who knows what other boundaries he'd try to push in person.

I knew it all along that this is what they think. Less is better than none. Men are seriously just FUCKING DUMB!

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8319 on: 30 December 2015, 07:27:09 pm »
I had a guy text last night who said my rate was too high and as I was the girl he wanted to book so he could go to ?50 below my hour rate for me. He asked if I knew another girl would do all the services he asked for at that rate so I directed him to Adultwork's search. He came back with:

"Would you turn down a paid service? Surely a paid service at less is better than none?"

Why do these people think we're that desperate that we'd see someone who has already haggled rates, who knows what other boundaries he'd try to push in person.

I knew it all along that this is what they think. Less is better than none. Men are seriously just FUCKING DUMB!

Not all men, thankfully.

Actually it's not just men that are dumb, plenty of women are too and plenty of escorts are piss takers.

It's just people in general, some of them are ignorant and rude with zero skills on how to speak to another human being appropriately while others live their lives treating others in a way which they expect to be treated themselves.

Such as life!

xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8320 on: 30 December 2015, 07:29:38 pm »
I got a request for an outcall (don't do outcalls) the other day for a half hour (don't do half hours either) and had I have taken this man up on his tremendous offer.....it would have been an hour and a half there and back again. So 3 hours at least just on travelling assuming there would be no traffic, giving my full services to him plus the time it takes for me to get ready all for about ?70 or whatever the going rate is for a half hour.

I feel that so many of these guys are so unrealistic and completely thoughtless.

Yes because they think we are desperate for money and will do anything to get it and we are all raking it in and we don't care if they haggle as we will still accept it as less is better than none. ::) ::) >:( >:( :FF :FF I just Fucking Ignore. IDIOTS. Shame I haven't got overly sweet clients to compensate for the overly stupid. Most of mine are just normal. I don't mind but when you get that really nice client you feel like you can do this job forever. Shame they only come round once in a while for me :(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8321 on: 30 December 2015, 07:32:39 pm »
I had a guy text last night who said my rate was too high and as I was the girl he wanted to book so he could go to ?50 below my hour rate for me. He asked if I knew another girl would do all the services he asked for at that rate so I directed him to Adultwork's search. He came back with:

"Would you turn down a paid service? Surely a paid service at less is better than none?"

Why do these people think we're that desperate that we'd see someone who has already haggled rates, who knows what other boundaries he'd try to push in person.

I knew it all along that this is what they think. Less is better than none. Men are seriously just FUCKING DUMB!

Not all men, thankfully.

Actually it's not just men that are dumb, plenty of women are too and plenty of escorts are piss takers.

It's just people in general, some of them are ignorant and rude with zero skills on how to speak to another human being appropriately while others live their lives treating others in a way which they expect to be treated themselves.

Such as life!

xx

Well I wouldn't know as I only deal with men and so far the majority I have had to deal with  are either completely stupid or have traces of stupid. There is this one girl i know who is dumb though lol. But she just lacks common sense. Atleast she is sweet and humble. I'd rather the men be dumb but humble than dumb arrogant egotistic and self entitled. That makes me angry. >:(

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8322 on: 30 December 2015, 08:40:02 pm »
I had a guy text last night who said my rate was too high and as I was the girl he wanted to book so he could go to ?50 below my hour rate for me. He asked if I knew another girl would do all the services he asked for at that rate so I directed him to Adultwork's search. He came back with:

"Would you turn down a paid service? Surely a paid service at less is better than none?"

Why do these people think we're that desperate that we'd see someone who has already haggled rates, who knows what other boundaries he'd try to push in person.

I knew it all along that this is what they think. Less is better than none. Men are seriously just FUCKING DUMB!

Not all men, thankfully.

Actually it's not just men that are dumb, plenty of women are too and plenty of escorts are piss takers.

It's just people in general, some of them are ignorant and rude with zero skills on how to speak to another human being appropriately while others live their lives treating others in a way which they expect to be treated themselves.

Such as life!

xx

Well I wouldn't know as I only deal with men and so far the majority I have had to deal with  are either completely stupid or have traces of stupid. There is this one girl i know who is dumb though lol. But she just lacks common sense. Atleast she is sweet and humble. I'd rather the men be dumb but humble than dumb arrogant egotistic and self entitled. That makes me angry. >:(

Yes I can usually overlook dumb but humble providing it doesn't get ridiculous but I can't stand dumb and ignorant x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8323 on: 30 December 2015, 11:32:22 pm »
Right then. Here goes...you couldn't make it up!!

Think you can handle this one? Have was it takes for me to want you back again? Try not to let my movement disorder put you off, it is very noticeable.

Firstly, can you have a large soft drink prior to setting off; all is explained!

Feel free to ad-lib throughout this role play script in any way. A few ladies have acted this one out, but I've yet to experience it carried out with much conviction. It would help if your demeanour was approachable and pleasantly empathic, but with a bitchy and sadistic dominance about you when practically approaching your client!

Can you be wearing a low cut white blouse, fishnet stockings, suspenders, long tight fitting dark pencil skirt down to just below the knees and wearing your tightest fitting bra that accentuates you're cleavage making your breasts bulge out ready to be begged for - all lingerie in laced black please? If you have one could you also wear one of those black lingerie type collars that fit round your neck please, they are very sexy? If you can have a pair of black leather high heeled thigh length boots separate in a suitcase please?

Immediately on arrival when you walk in I'd like you to ask me if I like French kissing, and on my answer you tell me "you'll love the way I give them". Then, reaching for my balls through my clothes you begin squeezing them as hard as you possibly can completely ignoring any painful yelps! You continue this whilst dragging me by my balls through to my lounge, immediately pulling my head down to an inch of your cleavage whilst teasing me with those bulging breasts. I lean forward to kiss them; you sit me down, then standing inches from me you slowly lift your skirt and calmly pull aside your knickers to remind me of why you are here and your gift that's needed to obtain this by no other communication than to visually rub your thumb across your fingers!

You then disappear upstairs to dress in your black laced lingerie, suspenders and black thigh length boots to come back downstairs to walk past me back and forth swishing your cane whilst swinging your hips knowing how best to tease a man. You lay back on my settee slowly removing your knickers (but keeping all other lingerie and boots on) and whilst feeding your knickers into my mouth you spread your legs wide open to count down just 2 minutes in which I have to bring you to an orgasm in. If I fail to achieve this my forfeit allows you to ball-bust me 30 times. You then push me back into my settee as you'll need to tie my balls up. You then pull on the wire to bring my balls forward and demand that I kiss and lick your thigh length boots whilst intermittently ball-busting me; you demand that I recite each number followed by a "thank you mistress". Use the gift I've awardees you to waft over your breasts ad-libbing to anything you might like to say whilst teasing me.

You then stand up taking your bra off very slowly and start teasing me with your sexy breasts again just inches from my face, whilst continuing to fan your gift across your breasts ad-libing to further the verbal tease. Once removed you point to different areas of your breasts that you'd like me to kiss telling me each kiss will score me 1 point as you count each one up, but when randomly pointing underneath you're breasts, if I lift the breast up with the kiss and let it fall naturally, you tell me I've traumatized it and in consequence will have to give me 3 points; the amount of breast kisses I give will be at your discretion!

Once completed you allocate all those points into the amount of cane strokes I'm sure you will enjoy administering (again insisting I count the number of strokes up saying "thank you mistress". You can alternate between my hands, my back-side and the end of my cock, the choice is entirely yours! One sure way of me tolerating all you're cane strokes would be for you to bare your breasts and tease me up close to entice me into kissing them again once you've finished administering.

You then once again drag me by my wired-up balls upstairs, stopping on every step to demand that I kiss your bum passionately. If you don't consider that I've carried this out passionately enough, you'll insist on administrating another reprimanding... of your choice!

Followed by a good pissing on in my mouth in the bath tub (hence the soft drink doing its work!) you must tell me to "choke on it you dirty bastard" and with conviction if I start to cough and splutter on swallowing it?

You can then tie me to my bed and tease me with those great mounds of flesh; and if you have any other sadistic teasing experiences up your sleeve whilst tied down...! before more vice-grip ball squeezing and a good old fashioned smacking whilst tightly bundled up inside the scrotum.

Then once climbed on top of me you clamp you're thighs around my face firmly sealing you're virgina tightly around my mouth. As you'll now have me totally incapacitated and under control, you confidently pinch my nose to take my breath away for as long as it pleases you lol! - playing with your breasts in this position can be the biggest tease of all. Finally, you might want to think of something pleasing for yourself in allowing me to beg you to finish yourself off, in any which way you feel!

Oh, and have you got any rope for the tying, and not to forget having a soft drink prior to arriving in case you need an untimely visit to my bath tub!! Don't worry if you can't remember all these lines. What's more pleasing for me is the role-playing and acting it out with confidence and conviction; you'd be the first one to do so!

I hope your comfortable with this. I'd appreciate if you could phone me with your reassurance?

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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

...he wrote whilst wanking....


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8324 on: 01 January 2016, 10:40:36 am »
Happy New Year everyone .... !!!

First tw*t of the year just sent this .....

Hi,

I liked your profile. I would like to spend two hours with you. I have unique proposal. Instead of money I would like to offer you one watch out of four. You can pick your choice, all are branded. Hope you are fine with this.

I am at Stratford. Would like to meet you asap. Would like to enjoy bit of BDSM (GIVING) ,A level and bit of role play. I have small penis:-)

Hope this works with you.

Cheers

Sure many will receive this lol