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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8295 on: 26 December 2015, 10:12:50 pm »
Haha I just replied....'you don't meet me ever speaking to me in that manner. Have some respect'

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8296 on: 26 December 2015, 11:24:33 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 26 December 2015, 10:12:50 pm
Haha I just replied....'you don't meet me ever speaking to me in that manner. Have some respect'

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

knob

But that type don't think there's anything wrong with how they speak to us

I once had a guy (about 3 months ago) ask me if he could fuck me in all my holes......bareback! His words!

I was furious and went off on one. He was shocked at how offended I was and actually told me that prostitutes can't get offended. Fucking arsehole!

This was before it finally sunk in that you can't argue with ignorance or people's severe personality defects because they genuinely don't believe they are in the wrong. They would much rather believe that we are nobody's since we are prostitutes with no feelings and nutters with mental health issues for getting offended and reacting.
« Last Edit: 26 December 2015, 11:26:04 pm by Kendra Glasgow »
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8297 on: 27 December 2015, 08:42:35 am »
I had a guy text last night who said my rate was too high and as I was the girl he wanted to book so he could go to ?50 below my hour rate for me. He asked if I knew another girl would do all the services he asked for at that rate so I directed him to Adultwork's search. He came back with:

"Would you turn down a paid service? Surely a paid service at less is better than none?"

Why do these people think we're that desperate that we'd see someone who has already haggled rates, who knows what other boundaries he'd try to push in person.
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8298 on: 27 December 2015, 09:12:30 am »
I'm the same Just an Escort, unfortunately there are girls who do lower their rates when asked so then that makes guys with the Cheapskate or Haggler gene more likely to try again..and again. We are all desperate don't you know. The other reason being they can't comprehend a mere escort saying no, no matter how ridiculous the price/request.

Whenever I'm in certain areas and at holiday times my stupid o'clock texts increase, here's just one:

What bout hotel tomoz? Bj for ages then bum fuck,cum in mouth, sent around 2.30am. What a gent!
« Last Edit: 27 December 2015, 09:20:44 am by Jezabel »
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8299 on: 27 December 2015, 10:30:36 am »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 27 December 2015, 08:42:35 am
I had a guy text last night who said my rate was too high and as I was the girl he wanted to book so he could go to ?50 below my hour rate for me. He asked if I knew another girl would do all the services he asked for at that rate so I directed him to Adultwork's search. He came back with:

"Would you turn down a paid service? Surely a paid service at less is better than none?"

Why do these people think we're that desperate that we'd see someone who has already haggled rates, who knows what other boundaries he'd try to push in person.

I agree with you 100% but plenty of ladies do accept haggling as plenty out there do think that some money is better than no money.

And plenty are desperate whether that's to pay the rent on time or something else.

Not for me, I think key is to always have money behind you so your never in a desperate situation.

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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8300 on: 27 December 2015, 01:37:50 pm »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 27 December 2015, 08:42:35 am
Why do these people think we're that desperate that we'd see someone who has already haggled rates, who knows what other boundaries he'd try to push in person.

Yes didn't this bit before squinting at my phone - precisely why my instinct kicks in with these behaviours.

Indeed these are tough times, lots of competition out there, but I suppose what I meant by desperate was more that these guys think we will take any kind of boundary pushing behaviour for cash just for the sake of more....well cash, whether we need it or not. Possibly the same guys who think we are all raking it in.

But even in my personal life I've never been able to stand a skinflint. Its the most unattractive trait ever! And again I don't mean those who are genuinely broke but those with the means who will do anything to get out of paying for a pub round etc.
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Kendra Glasgow

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« Reply #8301 on: 28 December 2015, 01:38:19 pm »
Just had a client there phone for a booking so I give him a time to which he agrees then he said is it ok to send you a text later to cancel if I change my mind?  ::)

I said.....

Eh no, it's not because it doesn't work like that. If you make a booking then it means I turn others away and loose money. You can't expect any escort to take you seriously when you basically tell her your going to waste her time.

He said ok.

At least he was upfront and honest about being a timewaster.
« Last Edit: 29 December 2015, 12:18:09 am by Kendra Glasgow »
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8302 on: 28 December 2015, 11:20:26 pm »
I laughed for a long time when I read this one as it just caught me by surprise!

"Hi I'm Peter I know this sounds silly but could you put me in a bin please"
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Disciplinarian

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8303 on: 29 December 2015, 10:57:32 am »
Had this text waiting for me this morning...

"hey babes, gotcha numba from one of ya otha clients. wud ya cane me with 1000 strokes as hard as ya can???? I really wanna feel wat its liek."


Hmmmm.
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Littlemisslondon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8304 on: 29 December 2015, 12:44:52 pm »
Client: Hiya would you do an hour booking to *** ?
Me: Yes, that no problem...
10 mins sorting out details etc...

Me: So I'll go ahead and book you in?
Client: Yeah babe that would be good, can you send me an email in the morning to remind me to send a booking through, I need to be up for work so if you could send it at *** am that would be good.
Me: Trying not to laugh here but no, Im not an alarm service lol, book me or don't book me, you messed the last girl around you tried to book so I'll leave this one in your hands to sort out....

Yeah not a peep out of him, what surprise! I am least organised person in the mornings, I barely cope with making tea without messaging TW punters to get them up for work and to book me!! Made me really chuckle though!
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katrina

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« Reply #8305 on: 29 December 2015, 01:42:04 pm »
Quote from: Littlemisslondon on 29 December 2015, 12:44:52 pm
Client: Hiya would you do an hour booking to *** ?
Me: Yes, that no problem...
10 mins sorting out details etc...

Me: So I'll go ahead and book you in?
Client: Yeah babe that would be good, can you send me an email in the morning to remind me to send a booking through, I need to be up for work so if you could send it at *** am that would be good.
Me: Trying not to laugh here but no, Im not an alarm service lol, book me or don't book me, you messed the last girl around you tried to book so I'll leave this one in your hands to sort out....

Yeah not a peep out of him, what surprise! I am least organised person in the mornings, I barely cope with making tea without messaging TW punters to get them up for work and to book me!! Made me really chuckle though!

I'm surprised he didn't ask you to go round, make his breakfast and wipe his bum for him too! lol 
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Sunshine1715

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8306 on: 29 December 2015, 01:57:53 pm »
Ha ha Just An Escort I've got same message
Hi I am Peter could you put me to ur oven please?
Well I said I haven't any oven in hotel
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Kazzle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8307 on: 29 December 2015, 03:54:50 pm »
Just before Christmas I had someone book for a sensual massage and then cancel because of family commitments. A couple of days later he send me an email -

"I know this is a bit cheeky and we've never met but all the family will be out on Friday evening and I don't often get time on my own. Would you like to come to my place for a couple of hours of fun or I could come to yours if its easier?"

Admittedly he didn't specify exactly what "fun" involved but I'm pretty sure it didn't involve me receiving a fat wad of money. Obviously thought I like giving my all for free with random men.  ::)
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8308 on: 29 December 2015, 06:33:56 pm »
To be fair 'fun' is sometimes used as a euphemism for booking.I'd have tested it out and replied with 'Sure I charge x for an outcall so save yourself x amount and come to mine for an incall'.
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Nova

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8309 on: 29 December 2015, 10:47:10 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 29 December 2015, 06:33:56 pm
To be fair 'fun' is sometimes used as a euphemism for booking.I'd have tested it out and replied with 'Sure I charge x for an outcall so save yourself x amount and come to mine for an incall'.

I thought this too tbh. Always play dumb and assume they mean a booking, then act all surprised if that turns out not to be the case.
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