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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8265 on: 21 December 2015, 08:28:48 pm »
Email this morning asking if I was available in the afternoon.  I respond saying I was and what time would he like? 
Just after lunch I get another asking if I was available soon.

I respond right away with a positive response and he replied right away with he should have asked earlier as now he had no time.   Literally less than 3  minutes after his request

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« Reply #8266 on: 21 December 2015, 09:00:21 pm »
Email this morning asking if I was available in the afternoon.  I respond saying I was and what time would he like? 
Just after lunch I get another asking if I was available soon.

I respond right away with a positive response and he replied right away with he should have asked earlier as now he had no time.   Literally less than 3  minutes after his request

Probably sent a collective message without any intention of booking, but to massage his ego with him imagining he's desirable by whoever responded; possibly his only interaction he receives from the opposite sex. The lonelier TWs seem to come out ten fold with it being Christmas  :FF


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8267 on: 21 December 2015, 10:27:31 pm »
Aye got an email on AW asking if I do full sex on 15 min quickies.Replied with yes,what a 15 min entails is on my faqs on my profile.Then it dawned on me he had asked me the same thing 3 times this year...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8268 on: 21 December 2015, 10:50:27 pm »

I am interested in overnight and can pay around ?300 as I have to travel from London ,If that's possible please let me know. Also this will be at you place.

Perhaps we could do this overnight when you are least busy ?
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?300??? Why would he ask me to do it when I am 'least busy?' So that I will be desperate for the money??

Lois01827

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« Reply #8269 on: 21 December 2015, 11:00:38 pm »

I am interested in overnight and can pay around ?300 as I have to travel from London ,If that's possible please let me know. Also this will be at you place.

Perhaps we could do this overnight when you are least busy ?
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?300??? Why would he ask me to do it when I am 'least busy?' So that I will be desperate for the money??

300 for an over nighter and board.... haaaaaaa, it would cost him close to that to stay in a hotel; does he want to bring his ironing as well for you to do and have a fry up in bed?  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #8270 on: 21 December 2015, 11:55:50 pm »
He needs the 'girls world' head - some might not remember this but ladies of my age will  ;D early 40's

I remember it  😄 they do a a stupid fake version of it in Asda . I swear the one I had the head was bloody huge with loads of hair the fake version head is tiny and really scrawny   

Fuck whenever im feeling tired or pissed off I come on to this bit to have a good laugh, it never fails

Thanks ladies
« Last Edit: 22 December 2015, 12:04:28 am by ParisB »

Lois01827

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« Reply #8271 on: 22 December 2015, 12:58:39 am »
He needs the 'girls world' head - some might not remember this but ladies of my age will  ;D early 40's

I remember it  😄 they do a a stupid fake version of it in Asda . I swear the one I had the head was bloody huge with loads of hair the fake version head is tiny and really scrawny   

Fuck whenever im feeling tired or pissed off I come on to this bit to have a good laugh, it never fails

Thanks ladies

My childhood was ruined by the making chucky doll resemble girls world and making the hair follicles look like play dough barber shop (another old toy favourite) ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8272 on: 22 December 2015, 01:07:07 am »
same txt 2 times today

"on 24hr 2.4.15 brandy and straight 10 whisky 10/10 jj and rico "

wtf ?? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

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« Reply #8273 on: 22 December 2015, 01:25:55 am »
Just had an offer I can't refuse.

Arsehole phones me up 1.15am. I cancel his call and text him to say that I don't work 24 hours.

He texts back saying ?250 if you come and fuck me on a golf course  ::)

Blocked!

As if I'm gonna jump out of bed, get ready, go and meet this disrespectful arsehole that assumes all escorts have nothing else on but to service cocks 24/7 to then meet him in a creepy, secluded area when I don't even do outcalls.

I wonder, do these ones ever get a positive response? There's just so many of them that have a serious lack of basic skills when speaking to another human being that someone, somewhere must accept their behaviour otherwise surely they're wouldn't me so many of them like this?

Jezabel

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« Reply #8274 on: 22 December 2015, 01:40:28 pm »
Email just now 'are you free this eve and can I bring some coke'.

So where on my profile does it say I'm a 'party' girl. ....in fact I say I don't tolerate anyone under the influence.

Prior to this an email sent at stupid o'clock asking was I free tomorrow and did I mind if he was married.  .he got my auto reply and responded that he didn't know when he could make it but wanted to know where I am....yeh right.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8275 on: 22 December 2015, 02:20:51 pm »
Just had an offer I can't refuse.

Arsehole phones me up 1.15am. I cancel his call and text him to say that I don't work 24 hours.

He texts back saying ?250 if you come and fuck me on a golf course  ::)

Blocked!

As if I'm gonna jump out of bed, get ready, go and meet this disrespectful arsehole that assumes all escorts have nothing else on but to service cocks 24/7 to then meet him in a creepy, secluded area when I don't even do outcalls.

I wonder, do these ones ever get a positive response? There's just so many of them that have a serious lack of basic skills when speaking to another human being that someone, somewhere must accept their behaviour otherwise surely they're wouldn't me so many of them like this?

I don't think anyone really does it's just at that hour you get a lot of drunk idiots wanking while writing dumb texts. Probably sat there with a half eaten Kebab cock in hand while betting on those late night TV casino things while texting escorts.

Kendra Glasgow

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« Reply #8276 on: 22 December 2015, 06:36:38 pm »
I missed a clients call today so I got back to him apologising and said, hopefully another time.

He texts back saying he booked Keira (as if we all know each other. I ain't a clue who the fuck Keira is) and that he hopes to see me another time.

I text back saying sorry, I don't know other girls in the business.

Then he texts me saying he will get Keira to get in touch with me for a 3sum.

Uuuuuuum I don't think so sunshine! I told him not to get anyone to contact me and that I don't even offer that type of service anyway.

He texts back saying he read my profile.  ::)

I just wonder which part of my profile said I do 3sums and with other girls and that I know all the other escorts in the area?

He actually came across as a nice guy besides all of that but it put me right off.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8277 on: 22 December 2015, 07:13:57 pm »

I am interested in overnight and can pay around ?300 as I have to travel from London ,If that's possible please let me know. Also this will be at you place.

Perhaps we could do this overnight when you are least busy ?
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?300??? Why would he ask me to do it when I am 'least busy?' So that I will be desperate for the money??

300 for an over nighter and board.... haaaaaaa, it would cost him close to that to stay in a hotel; does he want to bring his ironing as well for you to do and have a fry up in bed?  ;D ;D ;D

I've emailed him back and asked him that very question :)

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8278 on: 22 December 2015, 07:16:57 pm »
Just had an offer I can't refuse.

Arsehole phones me up 1.15am. I cancel his call and text him to say that I don't work 24 hours.

He texts back saying ?250 if you come and fuck me on a golf course  ::)

Blocked!

As if I'm gonna jump out of bed, get ready, go and meet this disrespectful arsehole that assumes all escorts have nothing else on but to service cocks 24/7 to then meet him in a creepy, secluded area when I don't even do outcalls.

I wonder, do these ones ever get a positive response? There's just so many of them that have a serious lack of basic skills when speaking to another human being that someone, somewhere must accept their behaviour otherwise surely they're wouldn't me so many of them like this?

I agree. I think the reality is that, the people these A holes mix with will be A holes themselves so they will think to be arrogant and ignorant is normal behaviour maybe.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8279 on: 22 December 2015, 07:19:39 pm »
Right then. Here goes...you couldn't make it up!!

Think you can handle this one? Have was it takes for me to want you back again? Try not to let my movement disorder put you off, it is very noticeable.

Firstly, can you have a large soft drink prior to setting off; all is explained!

Feel free to ad-lib throughout this role play script in any way. A few ladies have acted this one out, but I've yet to experience it carried out with much conviction. It would help if your demeanour was approachable and pleasantly empathic, but with a bitchy and sadistic dominance about you when practically approaching your client!

Can you be wearing a low cut white blouse, fishnet stockings, suspenders, long tight fitting dark pencil skirt down to just below the knees and wearing your tightest fitting bra that accentuates you're cleavage making your breasts bulge out ready to be begged for - all lingerie in laced black please? If you have one could you also wear one of those black lingerie type collars that fit round your neck please, they are very sexy? If you can have a pair of black leather high heeled thigh length boots separate in a suitcase please?

Immediately on arrival when you walk in I'd like you to ask me if I like French kissing, and on my answer you tell me "you'll love the way I give them". Then, reaching for my balls through my clothes you begin squeezing them as hard as you possibly can completely ignoring any painful yelps! You continue this whilst dragging me by my balls through to my lounge, immediately pulling my head down to an inch of your cleavage whilst teasing me with those bulging breasts. I lean forward to kiss them; you sit me down, then standing inches from me you slowly lift your skirt and calmly pull aside your knickers to remind me of why you are here and your gift that's needed to obtain this by no other communication than to visually rub your thumb across your fingers!

You then disappear upstairs to dress in your black laced lingerie, suspenders and black thigh length boots to come back downstairs to walk past me back and forth swishing your cane whilst swinging your hips knowing how best to tease a man. You lay back on my settee slowly removing your knickers (but keeping all other lingerie and boots on) and whilst feeding your knickers into my mouth you spread your legs wide open to count down just 2 minutes in which I have to bring you to an orgasm in. If I fail to achieve this my forfeit allows you to ball-bust me 30 times. You then push me back into my settee as you'll need to tie my balls up. You then pull on the wire to bring my balls forward and demand that I kiss and lick your thigh length boots whilst intermittently ball-busting me; you demand that I recite each number followed by a "thank you mistress". Use the gift I've awardees you to waft over your breasts ad-libbing to anything you might like to say whilst teasing me.

You then stand up taking your bra off very slowly and start teasing me with your sexy breasts again just inches from my face, whilst continuing to fan your gift across your breasts ad-libing to further the verbal tease. Once removed you point to different areas of your breasts that you'd like me to kiss telling me each kiss will score me 1 point as you count each one up, but when randomly pointing underneath you're breasts, if I lift the breast up with the kiss and let it fall naturally, you tell me I've traumatized it and in consequence will have to give me 3 points; the amount of breast kisses I give will be at your discretion!

Once completed you allocate all those points into the amount of cane strokes I'm sure you will enjoy administering (again insisting I count the number of strokes up saying "thank you mistress". You can alternate between my hands, my back-side and the end of my cock, the choice is entirely yours! One sure way of me tolerating all you're cane strokes would be for you to bare your breasts and tease me up close to entice me into kissing them again once you've finished administering.

You then once again drag me by my wired-up balls upstairs, stopping on every step to demand that I kiss your bum passionately. If you don't consider that I've carried this out passionately enough, you'll insist on administrating another reprimanding... of your choice!

Followed by a good pissing on in my mouth in the bath tub (hence the soft drink doing its work!) you must tell me to "choke on it you dirty bastard" and with conviction if I start to cough and splutter on swallowing it?

You can then tie me to my bed and tease me with those great mounds of flesh; and if you have any other sadistic teasing experiences up your sleeve whilst tied down...! before more vice-grip ball squeezing and a good old fashioned smacking whilst tightly bundled up inside the scrotum.

Then once climbed on top of me you clamp you're thighs around my face firmly sealing you're virgina tightly around my mouth. As you'll now have me totally incapacitated and under control, you confidently pinch my nose to take my breath away for as long as it pleases you lol! - playing with your breasts in this position can be the biggest tease of all. Finally, you might want to think of something pleasing for yourself in allowing me to beg you to finish yourself off, in any which way you feel!

Oh, and have you got any rope for the tying, and not to forget having a soft drink prior to arriving in case you need an untimely visit to my bath tub!! Don't worry if you can't remember all these lines. What's more pleasing for me is the role-playing and acting it out with confidence and conviction; you'd be the first one to do so!

I hope your comfortable with this. I'd appreciate if you could phone me with your reassurance?

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I texted the above person back to ask him if he was joking. He replied 'your profile says you do role play'. Therefore, I have now removed that service from my profile as I would rather starve than go through the above type of ordeal  :D
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