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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8235 on: 17 December 2015, 01:54:15 am »
Quote from: Shewolf on 16 December 2015, 09:26:20 pm
What is a soup dragon? hahaha

They were in The CLangers in the early 70s  ;D
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8236 on: 17 December 2015, 02:05:32 pm »
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postcode n will u suk 4 ?30
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Lois01827

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8237 on: 17 December 2015, 02:33:58 pm »
Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 17 December 2015, 02:05:32 pm
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postcode n will u suk 4 ?30

What a charmer  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8238 on: 17 December 2015, 05:04:40 pm »

I had a Nigerian guy contact me from Nigeria.
Requesting that I come to Lagos and meet Him for some fun  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8239 on: 17 December 2015, 07:57:29 pm »
1. Guy (?): Hi, what are your rates?
    Me: They are on my profile
    Guy (?): I haven't seen that
    Me: How come you have my number?
    Guy: Someone I know found you and gave me your number but they haven't met you

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

What do you think of that?? Someone's wife/girlfriend??

2. Knob: Are your breasts fake or natural as I have a penchant for pert breasts. If natural, I will send you a script I want you to follow.
    Me: Is your cock at least 8 inches long and is it able to retain an erection for hours?
    Knob: Ever so slightly smaller.
    Me: No then.
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8240 on: 17 December 2015, 07:59:07 pm »
3. Him: Hi hun, do you do anal without condoms?

These are all from today.

 :-*
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Nora batty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8241 on: 17 December 2015, 08:15:49 pm »
Had one today which I really hope was a wind up.  Wanted what I thought was role play, as he wanted to do Angry Dragon.  Told him I don't do role play, he told me to google it as its a sex act not role play.

So I did, turns out its when the guy comes in your mouth and as he's doing it he punches you in the head and the spunk will blow out your nose.

Er no chance.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8242 on: 17 December 2015, 08:18:37 pm »
Sorry Nora, but I'm laughing at you thinking that 'angry dragon' was role play!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8243 on: 17 December 2015, 08:20:13 pm »
Quote from: KayHerts on 17 December 2015, 08:18:37 pm
Sorry Nora, but I'm laughing at you thinking that 'angry dragon' was role play!

Me too lol, I haven't a clue about some of the terminology these days. 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8244 on: 17 December 2015, 08:22:27 pm »
Quote from: Nora batty on 17 December 2015, 08:15:49 pm
Had one today which I really hope was a wind up.  Wanted what I thought was role play, as he wanted to do Angry Dragon.  Told him I don't do role play, he told me to google it as its a sex act not role play.

So I did, turns out its when the guy comes in your mouth and as he's doing it he punches you in the head and the spunk will blow out your nose.

Er no chance.

That is the most disgusting thing I think I have ever heard on here. I think I'd actually get angry with the man who asked me that.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8245 on: 17 December 2015, 10:26:32 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 17 December 2015, 08:22:27 pm
Quote from: Nora batty on 17 December 2015, 08:15:49 pm
Had one today which I really hope was a wind up.  Wanted what I thought was role play, as he wanted to do Angry Dragon.  Told him I don't do role play, he told me to google it as its a sex act not role play.

So I did, turns out its when the guy comes in your mouth and as he's doing it he punches you in the head and the spunk will blow out your nose.

Er no chance.

That is the most disgusting thing I think I have ever heard on here. I think I'd actually get angry with the man who asked me that.

Yeah he basically asked to assault her. At least he asked and didn't just do it, Gotta give some credit when it's due x
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Nova

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8246 on: 17 December 2015, 11:25:06 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 17 December 2015, 08:22:27 pm
Quote from: Nora batty on 17 December 2015, 08:15:49 pm
Had one today which I really hope was a wind up.  Wanted what I thought was role play, as he wanted to do Angry Dragon.  Told him I don't do role play, he told me to google it as its a sex act not role play.

So I did, turns out its when the guy comes in your mouth and as he's doing it he punches you in the head and the spunk will blow out your nose.

Er no chance.

That is the most disgusting thing I think I have ever heard on here. I think I'd actually get angry with the man who asked me that.

Perhaps that was what he was hoping for. Some twisted guys get their rocks off knowing they've upset us.
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8247 on: 18 December 2015, 06:40:32 pm »
I want to fuck you. How much?

You just have to wonder if that approach will ever get taken seriously and a positive reaction ie given a price and then appointment offered?

Not for me!
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8248 on: 20 December 2015, 03:13:38 pm »
hey chick
fancy being fuked by a yung hung stud


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8249 on: 20 December 2015, 03:15:36 pm »
What, another teenage twat who will either cum in his pants when I get my tits out or not be able to get it up because he is too nervous  ;D
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