Mine tonight was a classic. Called asking for an overnight job, told me his requirements including the fact he wanted to stay in my home. I asked for a booking request, said he couldn't give one to discretion. He said he had cash coming out of his ears (oh my am getting wet at the thought of his mere millions...not)
Asked him his rough location or hotel as he said that was where he was staying, no info given. I said I would take the booking but lets face it, I don't want a man who has no traceable info coming into my home so suggested a hotel. Claimed I was more horny in a hotel which he brought. He says hotel booked but my friend who works there will check in morning.
At this point he hadn't even asked my price which I raised. I gave him my price and lo and behold he said how cheap I was and he would pay me an extra 150....ding ding ding...yeah rightio. Then demanded I get my toys and do phone sex......hmmmmm now let me just run into my room and give you free phone sex with your stupid promise of a lot of money tomorrow night.
Ladies, I promise you, if he does turn up at 8pm tomorrow night in his ?40000 land rover, and a nice wad of cash in an envelope, then egg on my face and will buy each of you a mulled wine but we all now this won't happen so Lambrini for me I guess lol.
Men eh?
Ps says he travels and if anyone wants his number please ask
