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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8070 on: 16 November 2015, 11:43:21 am »
Text at 4.03am this morning saying.......

Available

You know it will have taken you longer to write that post than it took him to send the text and for you to read it? Seriously, I wake up to at least one of these virtually every day. It's not really 'world championship' stuff, is it? :)

Likewise the RB stuff - if consenting adults want to have perfectly legal unprotected sex with each other, what business is it of anybody else's? If I'd posted a reverse booking request for bareback or whatever (rather than bother people who don't offer it by phone/email) and got a load of sanctimonious lectures from some self-appointed sex police I'd tell them to fuck right off.

This came  through on Saturday,

'Hello princess, I am interested in possibly having a serious relationship with you. I would like to know you more. I don't want to be a client. I am an international business man. If you're interested I'd like to be your man and take care of you in every way. Sincerely, idiot x'

God loves a trier, alright ;D.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8071 on: 16 November 2015, 11:47:56 am »
This came  through on Saturday,

'Hello princess, I am interested in possibly having a serious relationship with you. I would like to know you more. I don't want to be a client. I am an international business man. If you're interested I'd like to be your man and take care of you in every way. Sincerely, idiot x'

Wonder how many replies he got on that copy and paste job. I was just about to jump in the shower so skim read it for a laugh.

Oh if I had a pound for every "international business man" offering me the world to marry them. I honestly can't tell if they are a fantasist or it's a honey trap to lure you into being pimped. I don't think a lot of them are smart enough to pull off that one though. 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8072 on: 16 November 2015, 11:58:50 am »
Text at 4.03am this morning saying.......

Available

You know it will have taken you longer to write that post than it took him to send the text and for you to read it? Seriously, I wake up to at least one of these virtually every day. It's not really 'world championship' stuff, is it? :)

Likewise the RB stuff - if consenting adults want to have perfectly legal unprotected sex with each other, what business is it of anybody else's? If I'd posted a reverse booking request for bareback or whatever (rather than bother people who don't offer it by phone/email) and got a load of sanctimonious lectures from some self-appointed sex police I'd tell them to fuck right off.

This came  through on Saturday,

'Hello princess, I am interested in possibly having a serious relationship with you. I would like to know you more. I don't want to be a client. I am an international business man. If you're interested I'd like to be your man and take care of you in every way. Sincerely, idiot x'

God loves a trier, alright ;D.

It was more the lack of basic manners I was moaning about and the fact that, that is never going to get a booking with me so therefor thought it was relevant to this thread.

My gosh Amy, you don't half run a tight ship sometimes! Scared to speak incase you don't agree with it and I get another slap on the wrists.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8073 on: 16 November 2015, 12:06:36 pm »
Kendra, this is supposed to be a lighthearted thread where people can post about the ridiculously silly emails/texts/calls they've received - there are plenty of places here to whinge and rant (including a completely separate thread about reverse bookings).

This has been pointed out several times before by others who felt that what should be a fun thread was being hijacked and spoilt with endless rants blowing things out of all proportion, so if pointing it out one final time to try and avoid it happening again makes it a 'tight ship' then that's just fine by me :).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8074 on: 16 November 2015, 12:20:44 pm »
Kendra, this is supposed to be a lighthearted thread where people can post about the ridiculously silly emails/texts/calls they've received - there are plenty of places here to whinge and rant (including a completely separate thread about reverse bookings).

This has been pointed out several times before by others who felt that what should be a fun thread was being hijacked and spoilt with endless rants blowing things out of all proportion, so if pointing it out one final time to try and avoid it happening again makes it a 'tight ship' then that's just fine by me :).

I wasn't speaking about Reverse Bookings as such, I just made a passing comment on something someone else said about how some guys think that offering us extra money will make us offer them bareback. I just said that offering extra money DOES work with plenty of woman as there are tonnes of reverse bookings for it and with tonnes of bids. The bareback RB's always have tonnes more bids than the vanilla requests because usually there is more money involved.

I totally get what your saying, don't get me wrong. I just mean that sometimes when having a discussion, it can go off topic ever so slightly......that happens in every day conversations.

I apologise for thinking my post about sending me a text at 4am saying available wasn't as relevant to this thread as I thought it was.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8075 on: 16 November 2015, 12:21:46 pm »
Got a classic via AW.
Hi,I'm sat here looking at your pictures with my tiny cock in hand and some tissues about to have a wank.
Regards,Wanker M****

Couldn't resist answering with Jolly good,thanks for sharing... :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8076 on: 16 November 2015, 12:31:57 pm »
I wasn't speaking about Reverse Bookings as such, I just made a passing comment on something someone else said about how some guys think that offering us extra money will make us offer them bareback. I just said that offering extra money DOES work with plenty of woman as there are tonnes of reverse bookings for it and with tonnes of bids. The bareback RB's always have tonnes more bids than the vanilla requests because usually there is more money involved.

The reverse booking comment was not directed at you.

I apologise for thinking my post about sending me a text at 4am saying available wasn't as relevant to this thread as I thought it was.

Well we don't have a yardstick by which daft enquiries are measured, but surely you must know that this stuff is just background noise? :)

Got a classic via AW.
Hi,I'm sat here looking at your pictures with my tiny cock in hand and some tissues about to have a wank.
Regards,Wanker M****

I've had that one, I think :D. I also got:

'Hey, fairly new to this, would my low feedback score (1) prevent you from seeing me as im relatively new to this?, Im a tall, dark clean white male in my late twenties looking to experience the industry and if we click have our meetings become a regular thing?....However Discretion is of the upmost importance to me, your damn sexy though with a body id love to slam through the mattress, I cant lie lol sorry for the bluntness :P lol'

Delightful ::).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8077 on: 16 November 2015, 03:24:31 pm »
More of a, "HNTBAE that you're going to stand up." Gave me the name James Gordon and then hung up when I asked him to repeat my postcode back to him. I should have asked him how Batman was!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8078 on: 16 November 2015, 05:20:08 pm »
Just had this one... "Where are you? What services do you provide and how much? Are you available now?"

READ MY BLOODY PROFILE!  >:( How lazy can you get lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8079 on: 18 November 2015, 08:25:13 pm »
Just had this one... "Where are you? What services do you provide and how much? Are you available now?"

READ MY BLOODY PROFILE!  >:( How lazy can you get lol

Someone actually mentioned a few phrases from my profile the other day, and then wondered why I was so shocked that he'd read the whole thing.

'Doesn't everyone who try to book an appointment read your profile?'

'Haha, no. Most don't even read the first line.'

'How do they know what you offer and prices, etc?'

'They don't. They'd rather waste their time and mine ringing to ask instead of reading.'

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8080 on: 18 November 2015, 09:08:07 pm »
I used to go out of my way to make sure they'd read and understood everything. Now, as long as they sound like nice, sane guys I am not bothered. Remember when I was upset about that field report that mentioned rimming? Got a guy who thought that was going to happen. "Did you read my profile?" "I read your feedback and that field report!" "Yeah I don't offer rimming. That's specifically on my profile."

Fuck it. He'd paid by then.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8081 on: 18 November 2015, 11:37:53 pm »
I used to go out of my way to make sure they'd read and understood everything. Now, as long as they sound like nice, sane guys I am not bothered. Remember when I was upset about that field report that mentioned rimming? Got a guy who thought that was going to happen. "Did you read my profile?" "I read your feedback and that field report!" "Yeah I don't offer rimming. That's specifically on my profile."

Fuck it. He'd paid by then.

Yes but in my experience, those are the ones who go off and write reviews that completely discredit you rather than blame themselves for not reading OR accepting what's advertised on your profile. I get it quite a lot because my services are pretty limited. I'm getting to the point now where I'm beyond caring as I get myself stressed out, worked up and upset when that type of punter then runs along to his computer to slag me off. It's completely out of my control so what's the point?

As long as I am honest and as long as my clients (the ones I'm compatible with) are happy with me then that's all I should really care about.

Easier said than done though.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8082 on: 19 November 2015, 04:52:41 pm »
Gentleman emailed this morning asking when I could organise a duo.I replied today if I have a time and length of booking.Heard nowt until 15:48 where he replied 'Anytime from now and for an hour'
Mmmm bit of a problem there now...I'm busy and so are my duo mates!
I don't think some people get that I need abit of notice to ring round and sort it out so abit pointless leaving until hours later expecting everyone will still be free! :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8083 on: 19 November 2015, 04:55:26 pm »
I just had someone phone me and ask me what special offers I have on this week  ::)

I think some get us confused with Tesco's!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8084 on: 19 November 2015, 05:04:01 pm »
I just had someone phone me and ask me what special offers I have on this week  ::)

I think some get us confused with Tesco's!

I blame the offer junkies for this. Always seem to be a couple who aren't doing well right away so they start putting up various offers on their page and 2 girl specials etc. Personally I think an hour of my time for the price quoted on my profile is a great offer.