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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7995 on: 06 November 2015, 08:17:44 pm »
Got a message earlier asking how much, point to where he can find that information out, text 10 minutes later, "Will u let me fuck u and lick my cum out of you? I'll pay that if I can fuck u and lick my cum out of u"  some people have some odd ideas.

Vichyssoise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7996 on: 08 November 2015, 09:28:33 am »
Message on AW



Down on my Knees.. Under your divine feet

Hello Goddess

I am Vishal.

i am 28 year old virgin guy.
Wud love to hav my first time with mature and beautiful lady like u
I am ready to do anything to meet you one time.


Mam, I want to book meeting with with you.
I would love to pay tribute
I wud love to meet u for a week or a weekend.
But, I am from india. therefore its difficult to get ur country visa.
So if you dont mind can you come to india or thailand next year ??

I will pay all of your expenses.
Flight + Hotels + Food + tribute.
You can decide, i will pay in advance and we can meet in march or aprol
Please Mam.


i am ready to do anything to meet u...
i can verify all my details to you ..Can send my documents..so u can verify and trust me
I beg you on my knees...
Please mamm

I'm off to book my flights before somebody else gets in before me.
Be in your happy place

Vichyssoise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7997 on: 08 November 2015, 09:31:10 am »
And another too good to miss opportunity.

I have an hotel room in (hotel), get over here.

Also got a text from him at 3am in the same vein.
Be in your happy place

sourgrapes

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7998 on: 08 November 2015, 10:20:45 am »
Had one yesterday: U up for it Lucy? (I'm not Lucy.  ;D )
Every woman is the architect of her own fortune

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7999 on: 08 November 2015, 01:27:53 pm »
fantasist.. hi i love your profile, id like you to attach a chastity  belt to me and only you have the  key..
I hope this is something you would reconsider as i asked you ages ago blah blah  zzzzzzz  ::)
 so i challenged mr fantasist about the dangers of this thing and he says to me
ooh i must get off the phone right now can i call you straight back  ..
 I just blocked coz hes jerking off and not calling back

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8000 on: 08 November 2015, 01:29:41 pm »
Had one yesterday: U up for it Lucy? (I'm not Lucy.  ;D )
this reminds me of when a guy chatted me up and handed me what he thought was his buisness card  it was another woman's business card
i said to him oh are you " hannah "? he looked very comfortable

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8001 on: 08 November 2015, 03:17:28 pm »
woke to an AW message this morning with no message at all.  just the subject line "u free?"


then this afternoon a text message from a guy who had been messaging for a booking last week.  i was going to take his booking til his final text "would you do half hour for ?40 bbe?"

duly replied i wasn't taking his booking as my rates were not negotiable

this afternoon he has text again saying "hlf hr 4 ?50 bbe?"


aaaaaaaand blocked!

TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8002 on: 08 November 2015, 04:14:34 pm »
woke to an AW message this morning with no message at all.  just the subject line "u free?"


then this afternoon a text message from a guy who had been messaging for a booking last week.  i was going to take his booking til his final text "would you do half hour for ?40 bbe?"

duly replied i wasn't taking his booking as my rates were not negotiable

this afternoon he has text again saying "hlf hr 4 ?50 bbe?"


aaaaaaaand blocked!

I struggle to gain the will to reply to people who text like that every single time I do they turn out to be a moron. Anyone who writes "bbe" goes in the delete pile because they are always some prick.

Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8003 on: 08 November 2015, 04:43:22 pm »
"Bbe" just makes me want to poke them in the eye.
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8004 on: 08 November 2015, 07:02:16 pm »
Yeah I never replied. It is up there with the use of the word "bae " in my most hated words and phrases

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8005 on: 08 November 2015, 09:47:22 pm »
I just genuinely received the following, honestly. (spelling not changed)

"I just moved into a lushury apartment and want a lady to cum over and have some sham pain with me"

I know I'm a appalling snob about spelling but really!!! Jesus Christ.
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8006 on: 08 November 2015, 10:00:46 pm »
I just genuinely received the following, honestly. (spelling not changed)

"I just moved into a lushury apartment and want a lady to cum over and have some sham pain with me"

I know I'm a appalling snob about spelling but really!!! Jesus Christ.

If you're trying to act like you're loaded you probably shouldn't spell like you never went to school lol

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8007 on: 09 November 2015, 09:16:43 am »
Looked at my phone this morning.Text at 1am :I'll ring you later if that's ok.
Text at 4am:I'll ring you later if that's ok.
WTF?Was he expecting a reply at either of those silly times?

BarbaraB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8008 on: 09 November 2015, 09:44:00 am »
yesterday  my regular    booked me for today morning ....

after  nobody  who  i have save  like Idiot  don't pickup  phone  start txt me how can't  wait  for next time to see me ... i was like what ?  just txted  him going  block  u  0 interest to meet u... after i get email from my regular i think  we agree   for meeting ...

so   in past he  try  book me of  other number  i  cancel  this  booking because he  acting  like small  kid ... and he just  try   book me  again  from other number  when  i meet him .. he was ok nice  young   guy..  obsessed  with  rimmed me (what  i really don't  like  but was ok ...)


well   long story  short  ...  i just get  in night  really  upset   when i find  he trick me  like this ...maybe I'm wired  but  this really upset me ...

he start  called me  and  txt me  was  1:20 am !! in  end  i spoked  with him i  agree  he is nice so  i will see him at 9 am before my check  out .. so just told him  txt me  at 8 am  and i will give u my details.

cool  i can't sleep   till 4am ....

wakeup  at 8am  waiting  next 20 min    without  confirmation  so  txt  him thank you for  lovely night and morning please don't contact me  again ...  and he  txt something  about is not big deal  wasting my time  etc etc ...

so i blocked him  everywhere   both numbers plus aw profile ...

 right now  feeling like  zombie ...  I'm idiot  or this will upset  u  girl  too ?
Im looking  for apartment  in London

Lois01827

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8009 on: 09 November 2015, 05:43:03 pm »
Half these guys expect working girls to suck them off for a cone of chips and a scallop  :FF twats!!!