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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7980 on: 03 November 2015, 08:51:25 pm »
Quote from: Hadley on 03 November 2015, 08:46:24 pm
Quote from: mature helen on 30 October 2015, 10:21:34 am
Had this little gem this morning....

hello im xxxx 35 in xxxx xxxx, near birmingham
love your photos, your sexiest babe here,
im looking for a Mistress to force feed me her ass for 30 mins!!
i promise ill make it very wet ,
your so sexy id drink your ass juice in glass
plz msg back or txt xxxxxxx
im ready 2 meet asap!
im 100% discreet and our meet stays between me and u

I really know I'm not going to want to hear the answer but can't stop myself. Pray what is ass juice? One can supposedly fill a cup with this?

On second thoughts please don't answer.
And he's 100% discreet! who's he gonna tell? "I drank a prostitutes arse juice" it's us that need to be the discreet ones with the requests we get x
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7981 on: 03 November 2015, 08:51:59 pm »
And yes what is arse juice?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7982 on: 04 November 2015, 01:27:39 am »

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To be honest I do those things apart from the farting, I think new girls on aw get guys looking for the shock factor though, I'd rather let a client worship my smelly gym feet then blast a custard pie in his face than suck his cock!
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oh don't get me wrong i'd do it, but zero feedback and probably no ?- pass  ;) ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7983 on: 04 November 2015, 02:24:56 am »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 03 November 2015, 08:51:59 pm
And yes what is arse juice?

Some dumbarses seem convinced that ass self-lubricates just like the vag does, in my experience. Might be that.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7984 on: 04 November 2015, 10:44:24 am »
this client is more how to mess an escort around and send long messages appear genuine  and then complete booking then cancel on the day stating work commitments then saying he can then see me on day he said he was too busy  hmmm !!!  to which he was told i have booked a regular in at that time
i have now said do not text call or email and please call someone else to book now.
Hes just a waste of time
Anyone want him, no i thought not, thrown in the escort reject box  ::)
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BarbaraB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7985 on: 04 November 2015, 10:57:06 am »
he:  u are redhead ?
me:  do u see and read my profile and my photos?
he: yes i do, do u do  outcall ?
me: yes  i do but i have  rules  what i  say in my profile
he: told me
me  deep  breath : blah  blah blah
he: and u are really redhead ?
me: sure
he:  how much u charge  for overnight
me: as i say in my profile  1000
he:ok  and u you are really redhead
me: yes I'm
he:and u are party  girl
me:  no hun i say in my profile my meeting is  strictly alcohol and  drugs free
....and he just cut the phone ...... :FF :FF :FF :FF
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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7986 on: 04 November 2015, 01:53:32 pm »
Quote from: barbaragoldilocks on 04 November 2015, 10:57:06 am
he:  u are redhead ?
me:  do u see and read my profile and my photos?
he: yes i do, do u do  outcall ?
me: yes  i do but i have  rules  what i  say in my profile
he: told me
me  deep  breath : blah  blah blah
he: and u are really redhead ?
me: sure
he:  how much u charge  for overnight
me: as i say in my profile  1000
he:ok  and u you are really redhead
me: yes I'm
he:and u are party  girl
me:  no hun i say in my profile my meeting is  strictly alcohol and  drugs free
....and he just cut the phone ...... :FF :FF :FF :FF

Sounds a lot like many of my rejected callers except replace "Are you Redhead" with "Are you Asian? Where are you from?" and other pointless questioning. Usually it's people who barely seem to speak English and have a thick accent so I reject them anyway. A lot of random calls I get sound like Nigerians and I'm not messing around with those.
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7987 on: 04 November 2015, 03:49:56 pm »
It really is wanker Wednesday today.
Todays gems include 'Hi Bibi,Can I just tell you what a gorgeous c**t you have?'
And via email 'Hi my name is...I'm 19 and shy as I have a small penis and I am overweight.I've read your reviews and wonder what sort of service you would give me on my first time..(if you have read my reviews you'd know what to expect).He then went on to ask if I would pass him on to another escort when I kindly refused him...yep because I have nothing better to do than play matchmaker for him..utter turnip!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7988 on: 04 November 2015, 04:19:28 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 04 November 2015, 03:49:56 pm
It really is wanker Wednesday today.
Todays gems include 'Hi Bibi,Can I just tell you what a gorgeous c**t you have?'
And via email 'Hi my name is...I'm 19 and shy as I have a small penis and I am overweight.I've read your reviews and wonder what sort of service you would give me on my first time..(if you have read my reviews you'd know what to expect).He then went on to ask if I would pass him on to another escort when I kindly refused him...yep because I have nothing better to do than play matchmaker for him..utter turnip!

Bibi i have retired early today as im turned off too by the crap !!
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7989 on: 04 November 2015, 05:54:42 pm »
text message today

"squirt bb?"
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7990 on: 04 November 2015, 09:28:21 pm »
Got a text today saying he'd like to book an outcall and couldn't get through on the phone.  I text back because the phone had been off, and he replies 'Oh sorry, I wasn't expecting to hear back from you to be honest.  I'll do it tomorrow for definite' :FF :FF :FF
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7991 on: 04 November 2015, 11:15:05 pm »
Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 04 November 2015, 05:54:42 pm
text message today

"squirt bb?"

This type of shit makes me wanna puke. I had two similar today. First one *How much* second one was a caller! " Hello I need it now* Me-Hangs up phone. He then texts, "How much?? Then quotes my price and ended with "Now" they are all jackasses. Just some are bigger jackasses than others. @TrashAzn-Yes, always the ones with thick accents that can barely speak English. I get mainly Indians/Pakistanis. Sigh. ::)
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BarbaraB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7992 on: 05 November 2015, 07:03:43 am »
well i find  is  this do a lot of  English  guys  to ... don't say  hi, please , don't  read profile.... yesterday  was all like  this ...  my phone was  ringing  and in my head was  do i really want  pickup  the phone  ? what idiot  its  will be  now ...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7993 on: 06 November 2015, 12:55:50 pm »
Text received

"U want sex or not"

......no thanks
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7994 on: 06 November 2015, 07:50:11 pm »
Guy text just "Hi" which I ignored and then followed up 30 mins later with:
"How much do you charge for an hour?"
I replied with rates and link to AW profile

"Have you got any cheap friends?"
Told him to try AW's search

"Would you do it cheaper for a first timer"
Told him my rates aren't up for negotiation and then a while later he text:
"Do you swallow"
Followed an hour later with just a question mark when I didn't reply   ::)
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