Got this absolute corker this morning:
I won't lie (my name). I'll be honest. You are something else really. Classy, independent, confident, witty, intelligent, attractive, full of personality and positive energy, adventurous, exciting, full of life, beautiful, friendly, warm hearted, Elegant, pretty, stunning, cute, Special, self motivated and determined. Undoubtedly, you ooze sex appeal massively. You are all woman. Your perfect and poses every quality in a woman. You are a work of art. I want to marry you and I want you to be the mother of my children. I know by all your superb qualities you'd be an excellent mother and wife. Devoted, loyal and loving. I'm a current Medical Student with an IQ of 135. We can create a master race and live happily ever after. I want to spoil you and treat you like a princess. I'd support you in every decision and aspect of your life. I'd respect you freedom and independence and I'd love you with all my heart forever and always. I know You and your presence alone would make me feel warm, happy, safe and comfortable. I'd cut of a testicle for this to happen (not literally). I'm very sorry, yes, I'm a 19 year old boy fantasist lol. Also, very sorry for the long email and sounding like a complete and total freak/creep because I'm not, I promise. Please forgive me. Just had to tell you, open my heart and express my fellings. I wish you all the luck in the world and know we will both be happy, rich and successful in life. Truely. Take care and be safe. All my warmth and love (my name). Hugs and Kisses. Yours truely, (weirdo) xxx
Never met the guy but my god, he asked for an advance booking for today last week and I didn't reply as thought he was a bit odd. It's an absolute never after that load of drivvle!