Just got this one

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Hi ya princess
I'm wanting to leave 'normal life'. And become the property and complete slave to a cruel harsh nasty dominant female...
I'd want to be permanently locked up so never to see daylight again.. Serve as your complete human toilet slave be made to swallow all your wastes poo pee spit even puke..?? Use my mouth and face as your ashtray burning every millimetre of my face with cigarettes including my eyes so that I won't be able to see anymore..??
Regularly trampling me and kicking my face n head like a football busting my teeth out breaking my nose cheek bones etc.. ??.. only give me water and multi vitamin tablets as my food will come from your poo only..
Please can you let me know if you are interested in keeping me as your slave?? Xx

Lovely....

Oh wow, what has happened to this poor person? Even if he is a TW or complete fantasist, to have those thoughts in the fist place must come from a very disturbed mind. Shame actually 

Caller wants to come see me now and expects watersports I explained I have to be given at least hours notice so I can drink plenty .
He got annoyed and told me to forget it !!

A recent run of texts.

Day 1 Weirdo, Im donny horny ru how busty rux
Day2  wierdo, im donny will u be my gfx
same day, donny here wants to meet u x
Day3 im donny horny fancy a meet how busty r u x
All his own spelling.

These texts interspersed with phone call at all times of the day and night, he lets it ring for one or two rings and cuts off. I got so fed up decided to google his number. He runs his own utility service business from the number and I got his FB page and home address. obviously a couple of spanners short in the tool box.
So many eejits out there.
 

Just had this gem:

"Hi there, I'm 33 and own a number of houses around the Stockport area which I rent out. I've always wanted to rent one to a hot young escort and wondered if you might be interested? Thanks, "

They seem to forget we save names and mobile numbers
Caller who is under age texts asking to see me
I inform him he's under age as had been told before
He then lied and said it's his first call that it must have been his brother calling before
I text back
Please !!!!!!!

Quote from: Erotic Flower on 18 October 2015, 04:09:01 pm

They seem to forget we save names and mobile numbers

They really do! Had someone who was a no show two weeks ago text three times recently the first two are you available and working three minutes apart and one several hours after if you are let me know...er no!

+1 I currently have a pest who didn't confirm his booking keep sending me texts as if we've never spoken before

Some don't give up either.I have clients who were banned years ago and know they are banned still try and ring for a booking.

Same here. The most amusing are the ones who go to the trouble of using a different email address or creating a whole new AW account to book and then use the same phone number for confirmation! Oops - I know who you are now, thanks.