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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7875 on: 11 October 2015, 06:02:00 pm »
I was trying to find an escort short notice recently for a duo booking that my partner had cancelled on at the last minute and the only girl who was available to do it, then proceeded to ask me 'do you sniff?'

When I said no she went on this big speech about how she doesn't really do it in the week, just at weekends, so she'd probably have some the night of the booking (a Friday)... without specifying if it would be AFTER or during the booking. No way I was risking that.

Some girls really don't help the image of escorts as druggies.

TrifleLover

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7876 on: 11 October 2015, 07:32:35 pm »
I am a 'texter' and prefer texts and also due to my busy life outside of work I am never really in the vicinity to take calls. I clearly state this on my profile that I do not answer calls. Yet they seem to have not read my profile and insist on calling.

Or when they just don't read my profile, full stop!

I have had the wrestling fantasy asked a few times now aswell. Very scary IMO!

Brooke xxx


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7877 on: 11 October 2015, 11:58:59 pm »
HIM: would You like to suck cock on Wednesday?
ME: not really
HIM: why not
ME: read my profile


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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7878 on: 12 October 2015, 04:19:25 pm »
Not actually working today but forgot to take my number down and already paid for it so keeping it up incase of outcalls. So anyway...

Delusional: Hi are you based in Newcastle?
Me: yes but I'm not providing incalls today
Delusional: oh I just want to give you money, can I come drop some off?
Me: no, I'm not providing incalls, do you want to arrange a booking?
Delusional: no I just want to give you money whenever you need it
Me: so what are you expecting in return for this
Delusional: nothing, can I meet you somewhere and give you money
Me: no
Delusional: well can I top your phone up for you? Is 20 enough?
Me: if you want
Delusional: okay I'll send the code

Perhaps genuine but random men giving me money for no reason just does not happen. Let's wait and see if the code comes through  ;D

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7879 on: 12 October 2015, 04:47:20 pm »
"hi hannah do you do anything for ?20? x "  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7880 on: 12 October 2015, 04:49:27 pm »
Really fed up of guys emailing on Adultwork and nattering for a booking then on the day not confirming.Had a classic today.He had emailed before back in April I think wanting a specific day I answered and he never got back to me.He then emailed again in advance for today cue a little email ping pong and I asked him to confirm at lunchtime.Didn't hear a dickiebird but at 4pm he texted to say he had forgot but he would still like to see me tonight.So I agreed and started sending directions for him to then say he was worried about missing a train and to leave it.I replied that he was wasting my time and he sent a sarrcy text saying I had lovely manners.I pointed out this was the 2nd time he had messed me about so sorry if my manners were not to his liking but being messed about was not to mine.He surely must have realised that after 2 times of this from him I wouldn't exactly be thrilled to have anything to do with him again.

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7881 on: 13 October 2015, 03:34:23 am »
you're 35 mate?

yes, yes i am

knocking on a bit mate, how you k=no wot email is??


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7882 on: 13 October 2015, 10:43:07 am »
Really fed up of guys emailing on Adultwork and nattering for a booking then on the day not confirming.
Yes. They're just horny at the time I reckon.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7883 on: 14 October 2015, 01:26:21 am »
you're 35 mate?

yes, yes i am

knocking on a bit mate, how you k=no wot email is??

OMG, arse!! Wot an idiot. Just trying to get you annoyed by age-shaming you. Ignore, I am 8 years your senior, and have been using email since 1995!

Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7884 on: 14 October 2015, 02:41:27 am »
you're 35 mate?

yes, yes i am

knocking on a bit mate, how you k=no wot email is??

There's so many levels of ignorance in that one question, it's difficult to know where to begin... Who does he think invented email and the Internet? I'm 48 and can knock up a WordPress website in a few hours!
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

BarbaraB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7885 on: 14 October 2015, 01:21:19 pm »
Just now email in aw

Wow you are incredible! Your boyfriend is very very lucky guy!!

Next email I would like to take you to diner

Me if u pay my time

He I will pay this dinner   :FF
Im looking  for apartment  in London

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7886 on: 14 October 2015, 05:31:19 pm »
I just had someone ask me to see him for 1 hour for ?40. I charge ?200 for the hour  ::) Can you get a 1 hour appointment anywhere for ?40 an hour? I don't even think you could get an hour on the streets for that. He said he doesn't have much money so that's all he can afford. Where do they get the guts to say these things?

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7887 on: 14 October 2015, 08:55:53 pm »
I just had someone ask me to see him for 1 hour for ?40. I charge ?200 for the hour  ::) Can you get a 1 hour appointment anywhere for ?40 an hour? I don't even think you could get an hour on the streets for that. He said he doesn't have much money so that's all he can afford. Where do they get the guts to say these things?

Are we supposed to offer pro-bono fucks for poor people?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7888 on: 14 October 2015, 08:58:24 pm »
Can someone tell me if I am in the wrong here? I had a guy phone me yesterday or the day before asking normal questions at first and confirming certain services on my profile were available to which I happily answered then he started asking me very specific questions down to the measurements of my pussy lips? I told him that I'm not comfortable having this conversation with him and that I no longer want to meet him. He sounded like a total creep when he started talking about my lips etc but was well spoken and sounded like he was maybe in his 40's or 50's. I got off the phone and he text me saying I was over sensitive and stupid then he blocked me. Am I the only one who gets put off by guys asking too much on the phone and for coming across as creepy?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7889 on: 14 October 2015, 09:00:45 pm »
Are we supposed to offer pro-bono fucks for poor people?

Well, we are all overpaid, tax-dodging benefit scroungers, so yes, perhaps we should just offer five free fucks a month or something?
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