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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7860 on: 08 October 2015, 04:24:46 pm »
Email yesterday
Bee my mummie? 
 No thanks  !!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7861 on: 08 October 2015, 09:29:27 pm »
Booking request on AW with no prior contact. All details specificied and ?50 more than my fee for the lenght requested (so a bit dodgy). His message on the booking request: "Message me when you're on your way and I will send you further details". After a looong day it's possible I could misunderstand this, so I actually asked the guy if he was really expecting me to go to that hotel, on that date and at that time in the hope he will send "further details" with no prior contact. If that is the case guess who is SO there =P

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7862 on: 08 October 2015, 10:03:12 pm »
Call this morning

Him: I would like to meet you for 8hrs
Me: I don't meet anyone for that length of time unless ive seem them before
Him: How much will it be?
Me: You will find rates on my website
Him: What do I get?
Me: All info on website
Him: My friend gave me your number.
Me: Ask your friend for my website link
Him: I cannot get onto internet.

At this point my head is aching , I plonk phone down on the plonker.

Nova

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7863 on: 09 October 2015, 01:12:33 am »
Anyone else had this arrogant little prick?

"My name is George.
So where about are you currently working. An in call would actually be convenient if possible, but I'd rather not travel far..

And sorry if this is too bold, but is there anyway way I can verify your identity?
I'll be frank. If You can email me a picture of yourself, give me your phone number so we can speak directly (to see that you are English speaking and not chinese/romanian/polish etc)  (I'm sure you understand)   THEN we can progress and arrange a liaison :)

For clarity could you tell me what type of escort you are..
Again,not my intention to offend you, but to avoid anyone's time being wasted. I am basically looking for a nice and relaxed evening/night (depending on your perspective of time) and/or  availability, energy levels etc.. ,  where we would basically be a bit passionate with each other (within the norms of a stranger relationship of course) and the typical cuddle/ sex and stuff..

I believe your prices are approx 100 per hour, and 4 hour 360? Given my travel distance and time to preston (if that is were you currently work) would you deal at 320? (bare in mind our meet will be very chilled) I also have some conditions warranting me to rest more than the average male (long story) so I'm sure that is in your favour.

Anyway, let me know if you want to do that.

-George"

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7864 on: 09 October 2015, 07:56:00 am »
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Loved the profile and pics.

My fetish would be for you to dominate me by sitting tight on my face and farting lots of your nasty gas. You would have to be confident you could fart loads you probably need to have IBS!!

I am fit and attractive sure you would enjoy me xxxx


I replied saying if you'd read and liked my profile, you'd have seen the bit in bold stating I don't domme. Have a nice day

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7865 on: 09 October 2015, 08:42:14 am »
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Loved the profile and pics.

My fetish would be for you to dominate me by sitting tight on my face and farting lots of your nasty gas. You would have to be confident you could fart loads you probably need to have IBS!!

I am fit and attractive sure you would enjoy me xxxx


I replied saying if you'd read and liked my profile, you'd have seen the bit in bold stating I don't domme. Have a nice day
I want that client send him my way I'll fart for England but he may not survive it might kill him lol !!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7866 on: 09 October 2015, 10:48:38 am »
Repetitive texts:

'Hey! Free for an outcall 5* hotel London?'

I'm in Newcastle. Why would I cancel my bookings here to travel to London for an imaginary booking in an imaginary 5* hotel for imaginary money. Freak

Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7867 on: 09 October 2015, 12:01:51 pm »
Lately I've had a spate of guys calling and questioning my nationality.

My nationality is the FIRST thing my profile says. I mean, it literally says something like "Martian Curvy MILF..." in my header. But I get guys calling and asking me "Are you really from Mars?" or a surprised "Oh! You're Martian!" and even  - this does my head in - "Are you from Pluto?"

"Do I sound like someone from Pluto?"

"I don't know... a lot of girls from Pluto lie about their nationality."

After being here for several years my accent has not changed even a tiny bit. People remark on it a lot. If I order a beer in a pub someone will always say, "Oh! Wow! You're Martian! I just went to Mars in June/I've always wanted to go to Mars." Then when I say I've lived here for X years they are always surprised because I still sound 100% Martian.

After a bit of this shit, I am absolutely turned off when they say "I've always wanted to do a Martian."

Considering I'm from a former British colony and my genetic heritage is pretty Anglo-Saxon, I think they'll be disappointed to discover that my vagina is no different from what they're used to.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7868 on: 09 October 2015, 01:10:03 pm »
Lately I've had a spate of guys calling and questioning my nationality.

My nationality is the FIRST thing my profile says. I mean, it literally says something like "Martian Curvy MILF..." in my header. But I get guys calling and asking me "Are you really from Mars?" or a surprised "Oh! You're Martian!" and even  - this does my head in - "Are you from Pluto?"

"Do I sound like someone from Pluto?"

"I don't know... a lot of girls from Pluto lie about their nationality."

After being here for several years my accent has not changed even a tiny bit. People remark on it a lot. If I order a beer in a pub someone will always say, "Oh! Wow! You're Martian! I just went to Mars in June/I've always wanted to go to Mars." Then when I say I've lived here for X years they are always surprised because I still sound 100% Martian.

After a bit of this shit, I am absolutely turned off when they say "I've always wanted to do a Martian."

Considering I'm from a former British colony and my genetic heritage is pretty Anglo-Saxon, I think they'll be disappointed to discover that my vagina is no different from what they're used to.  ::)

I had to read that twice  ;D

Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7869 on: 09 October 2015, 01:39:42 pm »
Sometimes my desire to obfuscate my nationality makes me post silly things.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7870 on: 09 October 2015, 01:46:02 pm »
Its the same as guys who book me because they want to tick a bbw off their bucket list.Why?I have 2 tits and 1 fanny I just have more padding lol!

Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7871 on: 09 October 2015, 06:04:22 pm »
If I really were a Martian, I bet I'd make a TON of money.

However, there wouldn't be much repeat business because I'm pretty sure Martian females eat their mates after copulation.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7872 on: 11 October 2015, 04:07:23 pm »
HIM "I'm looking for something special. Do you do facesitting?"
ME: "Yes I do."
HIM: "Great! All the way?"
ME: "All the way what?"
HIM: "Suffocation. To the brink of death."

Ignored annnnnd BLOCKED.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7873 on: 11 October 2015, 05:15:58 pm »
Him: fancy coming round for a sniff?

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What makes these idiots think all escorts are drug addicts ? I've never done drugs I don't smoke and I very rarely drink. Unfortunately I'm sure he probably asked everyone on the availability list and probably got at least one girl say yes,

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7874 on: 11 October 2015, 05:44:25 pm »
Him; I see you are in ***** at the moment
Me; yes
Him; can I book an appointment for 7pm for an hour?
Me; yes
Him; how much is that
Me; ?100
Him; ok....and you have poppers as well? (says it like its the most natural thing in the world!)
Me; no! I don't have or do those or anything like that!
Him; oh I'll leave it then thanks anyway