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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7815 on: 27 September 2015, 02:36:03 pm »

This is a particularly sweet email  ;D. Gota love em In Dubai they are nothing if not creative

 you are amazing godess, i want to smell your sweaty body , your armpits, your breasts and smell your sweaty panty , when i meet i want you to not clean after shit , and ask me to smell your ass , then i want you to dance on toilet , shit and ask me to smell your shit , then i want you to slap my face , spit a lot in mouth , and make me smell fart , then finish with pissing in my mouth , all the time i will call you my love my godess , no sex , will you do ? how much ?

This made me laugh so hard

geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7816 on: 27 September 2015, 04:35:25 pm »

This is a particularly sweet email  ;D. Gota love em In Dubai they are nothing if not creative

 you are amazing godess, i want to smell your sweaty body , your armpits, your breasts and smell your sweaty panty , when i meet i want you to not clean after shit , and ask me to smell your ass , then i want you to dance on toilet , shit and ask me to smell your shit , then i want you to slap my face , spit a lot in mouth , and make me smell fart , then finish with pissing in my mouth , all the time i will call you my love my godess , no sex , will you do ? how much ?

How could you resist  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7817 on: 27 September 2015, 05:38:00 pm »
Hi I ve seen you before can I come by this morning trouble is I will have to owe you the money and
Give it to you tomorrow  is that ok with you ?
I didn't bother replying  ::)

This just proves that they think we are thick.  ::) Another stereotype of prostitutes.

Totally with you on the stereotypes thing, alls that is missing with this is asking if she can get him some coke or if she'd like to buy some- why do these fools think we're all dumb, take class A drugs and have more money than sense??
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7818 on: 27 September 2015, 05:54:14 pm »
Hi I ve seen you before can I come by this morning trouble is I will have to owe you the money and
Give it to you tomorrow  is that ok with you ?
I didn't bother replying  ::)
I never heard from him again since maybe I shall ask for money and owe them sex !!!

This just proves that they think we are thick.  ::) Another stereotype of prostitutes.

Totally with you on the stereotypes thing, alls that is missing with this is asking if she can get him some coke or if she'd like to buy some- why do these fools think we're all dumb, take class A drugs and have more money than sense??

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7819 on: 28 September 2015, 10:31:09 am »

This is a particularly sweet email  ;D. Gota love em In Dubai they are nothing if not creative

 you are amazing godess, i want to smell your sweaty body , your armpits, your breasts and smell your sweaty panty , when i meet i want you to not clean after shit , and ask me to smell your ass , then i want you to dance on toilet , shit and ask me to smell your shit , then i want you to slap my face , spit a lot in mouth , and make me smell fart , then finish with pissing in my mouth , all the time i will call you my love my godess , no sex , will you do ? how much ?

This is the funiest one I've read in a long time, I laughed way too hard.

You're an amazing Godess....now shit and piss in my mouth Godess!

International Whore

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7820 on: 28 September 2015, 10:42:09 am »

This is a particularly sweet email  ;D. Gota love em In Dubai they are nothing if not creative

 you are amazing godess, i want to smell your sweaty body , your armpits, your breasts and smell your sweaty panty , when i meet i want you to not clean after shit , and ask me to smell your ass , then i want you to dance on toilet , shit and ask me to smell your shit , then i want you to slap my face , spit a lot in mouth , and make me smell fart , then finish with pissing in my mouth , all the time i will call you my love my godess , no sex , will you do ? how much ?

Whats this toilet dance he speaks of ??? ??? lol
This is the funiest one I've read in a long time, I laughed way too hard.

You're an amazing Godess....now shit and piss in my mouth Godess!

ParisB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7821 on: 28 September 2015, 06:16:04 pm »

This is a particularly sweet email  ;D. Gota love em In Dubai they are nothing if not creative

 you are amazing godess, i want to smell your sweaty body , your armpits, your breasts and smell your sweaty panty , when i meet i want you to not clean after shit , and ask me to smell your ass , then i want you to dance on toilet , shit and ask me to smell your shit , then i want you to slap my face , spit a lot in mouth , and make me smell fart , then finish with pissing in my mouth , all the time i will call you my love my godess , no sex , will you do ? how much ?

 
How could you resist  ;D

 With great difficulty - ive been asked to shit, piss, and fuck ass so much im immune to it all goes right  over my head 

The TW in the UK have nothing on the ME guys they are in a class of there own they are up there with the Irish Guys for creativity and head fuckers  ;D

Still it's lovely and sunny here so I can put  up with a lot of crap if im in the sunshine and the hotels are way better and cheaper then than the UK

ParisB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7822 on: 28 September 2015, 06:17:51 pm »

This is a particularly sweet email  ;D. Gota love em In Dubai they are nothing if not creative

 you are amazing godess, i want to smell your sweaty body , your armpits, your breasts and smell your sweaty panty , when i meet i want you to not clean after shit , and ask me to smell your ass , then i want you to dance on toilet , shit and ask me to smell your shit , then i want you to slap my face , spit a lot in mouth , and make me smell fart , then finish with pissing in my mouth , all the time i will call you my love my godess , no sex , will you do ? how much ?

This is the funiest one I've read in a long time, I laughed way too hard.

You're an amazing Godess....now shit and piss in my mouth Godess!

Trouble is its a big business out here if I could stomach it then I would laughing but there are something I just cant do

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7823 on: 28 September 2015, 07:32:28 pm »
What I've never understood about hard sports - aside from finding the idea totally repugnant - is how the fuck is anyone expected/able to excrete on demand, say within a 2h booking?? I mean, I know that I'm fairly likely to have a bowel movement within 30-60 minutes of getting up, but even that's not guaranteed. It just totally baffles me!
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Kendall

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7824 on: 28 September 2015, 08:19:36 pm »
What I've never understood about hard sports - aside from finding the idea totally repugnant - is how the fuck is anyone expected/able to excrete on demand, say within a 2h booking?? I mean, I know that I'm fairly likely to have a bowel movement within 30-60 minutes of getting up, but even that's not guaranteed. It just totally baffles me!

You could fake it and bang a mars bar up there

ParisB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7825 on: 28 September 2015, 08:34:13 pm »
What I've never understood about hard sports - aside from finding the idea totally repugnant - is how the fuck is anyone expected/able to excrete on demand, say within a 2h booking?? I mean, I know that I'm fairly likely to have a bowel movement within 30-60 minutes of getting up, but even that's not guaranteed. It just totally baffles me!

You could fake it and bang a mars bar up there


Ha ha that's so funny. It would probably work as all the chocolate is fucking melted lol

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7826 on: 28 September 2015, 09:53:47 pm »
What I've never understood about hard sports - aside from finding the idea totally repugnant - is how the fuck is anyone expected/able to excrete on demand, say within a 2h booking?? I mean, I know that I'm fairly likely to have a bowel movement within 30-60 minutes of getting up, but even that's not guaranteed. It just totally baffles me!

I wonder this too.  And do they take laxitives, in which case it will be more runny than anything, or is it formed?

Eugh.  I just put myself off my tea.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7827 on: 28 September 2015, 10:08:24 pm »
What I've never understood about hard sports - aside from finding the idea totally repugnant - is how the fuck is anyone expected/able to excrete on demandIt just totally baffles me!

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Emma_C

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7828 on: 29 September 2015, 05:47:45 am »
Don't even understand what this fool is talking about... ???

"Hi I'd like to enquire about a 2 hour wrestling session pls.

This is the scenario I'd like.

You start in jeans and a crop top with a bikini underneath, non underwired bikini top..
I use acted sleepers and scissors and sone pro style moves to wear u down to a KO, then I pin u for a slow 10 count. You can choose to act 1 of 2 ways for each pin.
1 act totally ko.d for the whole pin
2 act very drowsy but kick out at 8 or 9
You must kick out of at least the first pin attempt before succumbing to the pin, but its your choice how many pins you kick out of before being pinned fully KO'd.
After each successful pin you have to take an item of clothing off, until you are topless in your bikini bottoms.

At that stage in my final pin I will go for a crotch rub.
You say something like "if you want an erotic match I'll give u one"
And from there you subdue me using a slowly applied and long facesits, just lifting slightly to let me get a breath each time I tap, then you apply a full body pin and breast smother, using your arms to pin my arms over my head, again just lifting for me to get a breath after each tap.
Then u apply a reverse figure 4 headscissors and start working on my crotch to try for a cumshot. After a bit when you think I'm fairly close, you chance to a kneeling reverse tummy smother position, and go for keeping me edged for as long as u can. When u think you can't keep me edged any longer you change to a reverse breast smother and finish me off.

After that we wrestle semi competitively, only holds allowed are any kind of smother or pin to a slow 10 count. If at anytime you see me hard pls go for another cumshot.

Is this your sort of thing x?
How much would it be x?"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7829 on: 29 September 2015, 07:32:33 am »
I get these occasionally.  Some guys like to wrestle women as a fetish.  Why they don't just approach the girls who advertise they do this I don't know, a client showed me a few websites a couple of years back where loads of girls advertise erotic wrestling, and would do everything listed in the email he sent you.