Quote from: geordie on 22 September 2015, 04:23:32 pm

Put a post on my work Twitter saying it's my birthday soon and what shall I do, a 'client' retweeted asking if I'd like to go to Paris for 2 days.. Blah blah and discussions of deposits, I asked him to mail me on aw for the details and he sent

'Fuck me you're beautiful! Delicious! Ravishing! Sublime! Captivating! J'adore!

You strike me as a woman who knows her own body and mind, and demands a lot of both, and someone who likes to be pushed, have her limits tested.

Will try and keep track of you so if you have Skype/twitter so I can keep up with when you're online (no I'm not after a free cam!) would be great.
Otherwise will have to hope our paths cross some time soon, because right now id love nothing more than to tear off your knickers and gag you with them, binding your hands behind your back as I plant my feet firmly behind you, roll up my sleeves and pushing my thumb into your ass, fingers into your pussy gripping your pelvic floor deep...
anyway
you asked for an e mail...so there we go
x'

He has 4 aliases and no feedback so I mentioned this asking if he is a genuine punter..

'I am..and like I said., i'll put a ?500 deposit down just before we discuss'

Me thinks I have a fantasist on my hands 

Yes you have Geordie, I have received exactly the same email from him 2 days ago, I just ignored it.

Oh I thought it was especially for me for my birthday! 

I blocked him on aw so he's been messaging me on Twitter again asking if I'm still up for it. I simply said I don't think he's a genuine punter and if he wants to book a short booking, he can. But obviously that will never happen in a million years (thank god)

Just when I thought I'd seen it all, I've just been sent a questionnaire.  I'd been talking to this guy and all was going well, he seemed nice and friendly.  Then I got this:

At the risk of sounding rude I'd like to ask you a few questions:

-What is your weight?
-Do you smoke
-Do you work in an office in xxxx and what profession do you work in?
-Which area do you live in?

What the fuck?  I messaged him back saying I didn't appreciate the change of tone and where I live and work is irrelevant, and wished him a good evening.

Phone rang like 3 times and then they seemed to go to my voicemail. When I went to listen to the voicemail the guy just left this 'Fuck you you fat bitch'
hmmm no mate I don't think somehow you will be...

'Will you stick your big toe up my ass lol'

Reminds me of a bloke who kept trying to stick his big toe up my vagina 

Hi I ve seen you before can I come by this morning trouble is I will have to owe you the money and
Give it to you tomorrow  is that ok with you ?
I didn't bother replying 

Wow, that's a new version of special!

Quote from: Curvygal on 26 September 2015, 04:23:45 pm

'Will you stick your big toe up my ass lol'

Reminds me of a bloke who kept trying to stick his big toe up my vagina 

Yeah I've had that too - where to they get the idea that we would like these things?

This is a particularly sweet email  . Gota love em In Dubai they are nothing if not creative

 you are amazing godess, i want to smell your sweaty body , your armpits, your breasts and smell your sweaty panty , when i meet i want you to not clean after shit , and ask me to smell your ass , then i want you to dance on toilet , shit and ask me to smell your shit , then i want you to slap my face , spit a lot in mouth , and make me smell fart , then finish with pissing in my mouth , all the time i will call you my love my godess , no sex , will you do ? how much ?