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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7785 on: 22 September 2015, 04:23:32 pm »
Put a post on my work Twitter saying it's my birthday soon and what shall I do, a 'client' retweeted asking if I'd like to go to Paris for 2 days.. Blah blah and discussions of deposits, I asked him to mail me on aw for the details and he sent

'Fuck me you're beautiful! Delicious! Ravishing! Sublime! Captivating! J'adore!

You strike me as a woman who knows her own body and mind, and demands a lot of both, and someone who likes to be pushed, have her limits tested.

Will try and keep track of you so if you have Skype/twitter so I can keep up with when you're online (no I'm not after a free cam!) would be great.
Otherwise will have to hope our paths cross some time soon, because right now id love nothing more than to tear off your knickers and gag you with them, binding your hands behind your back as I plant my feet firmly behind you, roll up my sleeves and pushing my thumb into your ass, fingers into your pussy gripping your pelvic floor deep...
anyway
you asked for an e mail...so there we go :P
x'

He has 4 aliases and no feedback so I mentioned this asking if he is a genuine punter..

'I am..and like I said., i'll put a ?500 deposit down just before we discuss'

Me thinks I have a fantasist on my hands  :D


« Last Edit: 22 September 2015, 04:31:38 pm by geordie »

cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7786 on: 22 September 2015, 04:27:01 pm »
err well that's a nice romantic break he's got planned... ???
Is that the foreplay?
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7787 on: 22 September 2015, 04:30:14 pm »
err well that's a nice romantic break he's got planned...

Yes definitely. And also it's quite clearly a copy and paste job since we were already in contact on Twitter and have already spoke about cam (I don't do it). I'm bored so I've asked him to tell me what he'd like from the booking before any talk of deposits to see if we are compatible. I think not  ;D

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7788 on: 22 September 2015, 04:32:05 pm »
Yack!I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes!
Just had a down right pointless call.
Him:Hi my name is (Mr Pointless)
Me:Hi there
Him:I was just wondering if you will be around next week or are you finishing on Friday?
Me:Um well I'm not on tour or planning to retire.I'm based in Leeds and am available pretty much every week?!?
Him:Oh thats good I'll ring you next week then as you won't want to give me any information now.
Me:Um all righty then.... ???

cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7789 on: 22 September 2015, 04:41:44 pm »
Geordie, Crazy ass.. fantasy merchants...keeps them
off the streets I suppose.
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

kate_x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7790 on: 22 September 2015, 05:16:03 pm »
"Can you administer the cane?"
me - Well I never have before but I would do that
"Do you need any painting or decorating doing?"
me - Nope!
"Oh you don't...bye"

geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7791 on: 22 September 2015, 05:23:22 pm »
Geordie, Crazy ass.. fantasy merchants...keeps them
off the streets I suppose.

Yes fantasy boy has gave up surprisingly quick after his attempts to impress me by being 'more Dom than 50 shades' didn't work   ;D

It's a shame really as I had already imaginary spent the imaginary ?500 deposit

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7792 on: 22 September 2015, 05:58:54 pm »
"are you available for your special offer?"

Confirmed I am, sent details, then this:

"On way. xx"
"Sex included ye x ?"

Yes, I really want to include sex in 15 minutes for less than half the price of the usual 15 mins bj only quickie.  ::)

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7793 on: 23 September 2015, 02:56:22 pm »
3 texts from the same guy this morning about an hour between each:

'Hib ***, you in (a place near me, spelt VERY wrong) today to meet uo'

'Meet'

'Meet now'

... ::)

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7794 on: 23 September 2015, 03:03:39 pm »
Put a post on my work Twitter saying it's my birthday soon and what shall I do, a 'client' retweeted asking if I'd like to go to Paris for 2 days.. Blah blah and discussions of deposits, I asked him to mail me on aw for the details and he sent

'Fuck me you're beautiful! Delicious! Ravishing! Sublime! Captivating! J'adore!

You strike me as a woman who knows her own body and mind, and demands a lot of both, and someone who likes to be pushed, have her limits tested.

Will try and keep track of you so if you have Skype/twitter so I can keep up with when you're online (no I'm not after a free cam!) would be great.
Otherwise will have to hope our paths cross some time soon, because right now id love nothing more than to tear off your knickers and gag you with them, binding your hands behind your back as I plant my feet firmly behind you, roll up my sleeves and pushing my thumb into your ass, fingers into your pussy gripping your pelvic floor deep...
anyway
you asked for an e mail...so there we go :P
x'

He has 4 aliases and no feedback so I mentioned this asking if he is a genuine punter..

'I am..and like I said., i'll put a ?500 deposit down just before we discuss'

Me thinks I have a fantasist on my hands  :D

Did I read that right?  He wants to put his thumb up your ass and grip your pelvic floor deep with his fingers?  That sounds like some kind of nightmare internal that the hospital would have to do.

I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7795 on: 24 September 2015, 03:23:51 pm »
From another escort on AW (she genuinely has 19 positive feedback and has been on the site for two years).

Her: hey hun!x
Me: (ignored at first, then thought maybe she wanted to ask something) Hey, can I help you with something ? :) x
Her: Travel to southend?x
Me: I could do, may I ask why?
Her: Me and bf want a threesomex
(Ignored)

As an escort wanting to make a booking, she should know if you're genuine this isn't how the email exchange should progress. After checking out her profile again it has a little warning at the top of the page. Confusing, or perhaps someone has gotten a hold of the profile.

x

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7796 on: 24 September 2015, 04:34:04 pm »
The warning just means she hasn't verified her profile. Some people choose not to.

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7797 on: 24 September 2015, 06:13:23 pm »
Regular called and asks for a booking tonight.  We arrange 11.30pm. All's good.

Then he comes out with 'If you bring a bottle of wine I'll reimburse you, and I'll have to go to the cashline after as I don't get paid until midnight, that OK?'

I politely informed him that things don't work that way, he has to pay first, then I get 'Don't you trust me?'....erm, that'll be another no.

cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7798 on: 24 September 2015, 06:19:21 pm »
'When Regulars Go Bad' The movie, book and T Shirt :(....Curves
« Last Edit: 24 September 2015, 06:29:11 pm by cheesypeas »
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7799 on: 24 September 2015, 06:34:54 pm »
Put a post on my work Twitter saying it's my birthday soon and what shall I do, a 'client' retweeted asking if I'd like to go to Paris for 2 days.. Blah blah and discussions of deposits, I asked him to mail me on aw for the details and he sent

'Fuck me you're beautiful! Delicious! Ravishing! Sublime! Captivating! J'adore!

You strike me as a woman who knows her own body and mind, and demands a lot of both, and someone who likes to be pushed, have her limits tested.

Will try and keep track of you so if you have Skype/twitter so I can keep up with when you're online (no I'm not after a free cam!) would be great.
Otherwise will have to hope our paths cross some time soon, because right now id love nothing more than to tear off your knickers and gag you with them, binding your hands behind your back as I plant my feet firmly behind you, roll up my sleeves and pushing my thumb into your ass, fingers into your pussy gripping your pelvic floor deep...
anyway
you asked for an e mail...so there we go :P
x'

He has 4 aliases and no feedback so I mentioned this asking if he is a genuine punter..

'I am..and like I said., i'll put a ?500 deposit down just before we discuss'

Me thinks I have a fantasist on my hands  :D

Yes you have Geordie, I have received exactly the same email from him 2 days ago, I just ignored it.