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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7650 on: 22 August 2015, 06:23:02 pm »
Quote from: geordie on 22 August 2015, 03:33:16 pm
'Merchandise' put a big smile on my face!  ;D

I'm laughing about it now but was fuming at the time  ;D
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7651 on: 24 August 2015, 06:05:21 am »
"Hey are you free today? Also strange but are u able to pick me up x"

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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7652 on: 24 August 2015, 04:48:05 pm »
LOL!!

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Hi ****, my boss wants to book you for 30 minutes for an interview that will be featured in **very well known newspaper - you can guess!** . We are doing an article on an article for women who love watching porn. Your name and photo will be in the article and you will be compensated for your time which you can tell me what you charge for 30 minutes interview. Over 4 million people read this paper weekly so it could be great for your business since you can talk about also what you do for a living if you like.

Please let me know if you are interested and I'll put you in touch with my boss if you are.

Thanks

Not a booking request I will be accepting lol I'd need enough to live the rest of my life on to get me to do that!

Also, came from a gmail so thinking it could be a con... though not sure what the gain here is.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7653 on: 24 August 2015, 05:33:26 pm »
Quote from: Midsstudent on 24 August 2015, 04:48:05 pm
LOL!!

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Hi ****, my boss wants to book you for 30 minutes for an interview that will be featured in **very well known newspaper - you can guess!** . We are doing an article on an article for women who love watching porn. Your name and photo will be in the article and you will be compensated for your time which you can tell me what you charge for 30 minutes interview. Over 4 million people read this paper weekly so it could be great for your business since you can talk about also what you do for a living if you like.

Please let me know if you are interested and I'll put you in touch with my boss if you are.

Thanks

Not a booking request I will be accepting lol I'd need enough to live the rest of my life on to get me to do that!

Also, came from a gmail so thinking it could be a con... though not sure what the gain here is.

It's a guy who gets off on women who watch porn, perhaps? But what if you DON'T watch porn, what if you actually HATE porn? That's where this "interview" might fall down ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7654 on: 24 August 2015, 07:02:39 pm »
Caller putting on a voice didn't sound genuine ..
Can we meet in the library for roleplay .
Can we have sex in the library do you think we could do that ?.
Me... yes I'll meet you there....  not !!!
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7655 on: 24 August 2015, 08:19:18 pm »
Cat - also the 'my boss' comment makes me suspicious. The email was from a woman but 'she' has worded it so that the meeting will be with a man. All very dodgy sounding to me. I emailed back and told them I found it odd as google brings up nothing on the name or email address and that it's gmail and haven't had a reply.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7656 on: 25 August 2015, 12:10:28 pm »
Via text...why did I bother answering?
Him:Hi
Me:Hi
Him:How are you?
Me:Fine thanks.How can I help?
Him:Can you tell me what I am entitled to for ?10?
Me: A dominos pizza and maybe change for a bottle of baby oil so you can give yourself a wank.Goodbye.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7657 on: 25 August 2015, 12:17:41 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 25 August 2015, 12:10:28 pm
Via text...why did I bother answering?
Him:Hi
Me:Hi
Him:How are you?
Me:Fine thanks.How can I help?
Him:Can you tell me what I am entitled to for ?10?
Me: A dominos pizza and maybe change for a bottle of baby oil so you can give yourself a wank.Goodbye.

Didn't realise they were entitled to anything  ???  ;D
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7658 on: 25 August 2015, 12:35:57 pm »
?10 won't get you much at dominos.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7659 on: 25 August 2015, 12:39:53 pm »
Quote from: Midsstudent on 25 August 2015, 12:35:57 pm
?10 won't get you much at dominos.
Hey its 2 for Tuesday at Dominos! ;D
He then went on to ask if I'd like to share his pizza as he didn't mind wanking himself..then followed up with fuk u ya fat mes...haha that's the point he won't be fucking me ever and probably not anyone else either. Amazing how they turn from polite but deluded to obnoxious and abusive in like 2 texts.Some real freaks out there never ceases to amaze me.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7660 on: 25 August 2015, 12:52:32 pm »
Getting them all today.Just had a bloke ask if he could have 30 mins at 1;30 or 2pm.Agreed 2pm in the process of telling him my whereabouts and 3 times he interrupted asking if I could do earlier as he was setting off now.Told him to leave it.Can't be bothered with blokes who don't listen and talk over me when I'm trying to sort out the booking with them.Just rude and pushy.He then sent a text asking for my postcode..er I was trying to give him it when he was acting like a plonker.I don't think so.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7661 on: 25 August 2015, 01:57:01 pm »
Yes Bibi had one like that yesterday rang me I was explaining the address
'just send me postcode' bangs phone down.

Then 5 hours later he's still looking for someone silly
enough to accept him and rings me in the evening.

'Yeah, sure  I'll text you the address'
I say and go off to my nice dinner lol
(He was still texting all sad when I got back)
« Last Edit: 25 August 2015, 02:09:48 pm by cheesypeas »
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7662 on: 25 August 2015, 02:37:44 pm »
Just had a message saying he's thinking of booking me but needs my location so can he have a postcode or street name. Since when did you need such specifics just to arrange a booking?
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cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7663 on: 25 August 2015, 02:47:21 pm »
Just strap a GPS locator on your ass so they can
track you via satellite. No need to call and bother
with pleasantries...
Just point the car and turn up. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7664 on: 26 August 2015, 09:41:45 am »
1st text, "Which one are you?"

I don't answer texts but do have an auto reply which says I don't and gives my website address.

2nd text (same number), "Are you available today?"

Maybe he's checked out the website.

Then he calls today and asks who I am...
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