Had a text this evening 'how much for half an hour you whore?'

Just... why.

Had a text this evening 'how much for half an hour you whore?'

Just... why.

My reply would have been "hold on let me just ask your mother" No? Is that Too rude?

Quote from: ceecee on 18 August 2015, 10:02:22 pm

Had a guy asking me to do a booking for him and his friend so they can "try out a few things" on me. wtf?
He also said "money is no object".

 

From my experience - if they say money is no object, the money is always object 

Who would want non-corporeal money anyway!!

Just arrived to my tour location...

On the verge of tears 

This shit ALWAYS happens when you first arrive in a town on tour. It's because all the nutters - whom the local girls have long since blocked - will try it on with a new face. But don't let it get to you. It dies off pretty quickly. When I go on a tour, I change my postcode on AW as soon as I finish at home/my last location. Like, if I finish on a Friday, and I'm leaving on Sunday, I'll go ahead and change my AW postcode and let the loons have their fun while I'm not even paying attention. There will still be a few more when you arrive but you just weed them out, shrug them off, and make lots of money.

Good news ladies in Bristol: "Amazing coke" man is back!

"Hope your well. I'm after something a little bit different. Basically me, you, some drinks and some of this spectacular coke I have. I don't do it that often and I'm reguallrly in th area in business and get very bored. So I thought why not spice things up! Is this something you could do? It'll likely be the first week of September.. Sorry I advance if I've offended you x"

 

Returned to work  this week after a couple months off and already want to take another holiday!

Idiot one: first text: hi are you full sub? anal? facefucking? faceslapping? where u based?
second text three minutes after: is there ?40 knocked off all your rates? if so I'll have 30 mins
me- All questions are covered on my profile. No, the special offer is for 15 minutes only.

Next texts all a few  minutes apart:

him- okay just wanted to double check u do those. would u honour the deal for a 30 minute booking?
him- can u book me in for 6 if thats the case
him- u would not regret it or forget me anytime soon also u can be my regular sub if ur frequently avaliable (right, because no one has ever tried that.)
me- the offer is for 15 mins only.
him- np i'd like to spend a bit more time and cum more than once
him- unless u will do it for 60 thats all the cash i have on me right now
me- my rates are shown on my profile, I can no longer accept you as a client and suggest you find someone cheaper
him- ok sorry xx

Idiot 2:
text 1: I see you upped the price on your special offer, would you be willing to book me in at the old rate?

I agreed as he'd been trying to book me for a while before I took time off.

text 2: is it okay to give u oral in a 15 min booking? just love giving oral
me- I don't recieve oral in a 15 minute booking.
him- is it a naked service?
me- no

-stopped responding, all these then sent a couple mins apart:

him- topless? postcode?
him- u free now?
him- im 10 mins away, free now?
him- ??
him- what time u free?
him- tried calling


idiot 3: Cancelled four minutes before he was due.

idiot 4: cancelled six minutes before he was due.

Idiot 5- Hi are you free now?
me- Yes, i'm free until 5.30
him- okay, can I book the special? I can get there for 4.50
--arranges it/sends details etc

4.50 comes and goes...text at 5.19- Hi, sorry about this I will be there for 6.

..er..no you wont! I already told you I was free until half 5 not afterwards, you didn't bother to let me know what was going on and even if I was still free I wouldn't be seeing you!

Idiot 6: Arrives, goes upstairs, I say let's get buisness out the way. 'Checks' his pockets, 'left' his card in the car (I take card payments now? I didn't know this.) and says he will go get it from the car. Didn't expect him to come back and I was right. My first ever walk out. What fun that one was.

Idiot 7: Calls and asks if there's discounts on 30 min and one hour bookings. (Where do I say anywhere there is?! I don't!)

Idiot 8: Do u do anal?? do u swallow?? do u french kiss with tongue?? (I thought that's what french kiss meant  ) Is there anything u dont do??

Idiot 9: My first ever one wanting reassurance about sti's. Repeatedly. Ugh.

Idiot 10: 9 calls in 47 minutes. God forbid I'm busy working!

Plus the three no shows.

All within the first two days of returning to work. 

2 idiots to report girls:

Twat no. 1

Had been talking to him for a few weeks, made an advance booking with me for next Saturday.  All normal stuff.  Then he answered another ad I had up wanting an appointment for last night, not realising both ads were mine.  Emails to ask me something about next week

ME:  I don't know if you know or not, but you sent a message to another of my ads requesting a booking for last night.  So you will understand I suspect you are less than genuine.

TWAT1:  No I didn't know that, no.  How can I prove I'm genuine?
TWAT1:  Actually maybe it wasn't me, I didn't try to set anything up for last night.
ME:  (Copied and pasted his email back to him, complete with his email address in the sender field) 
TWAT1:  Oh maybe it was me then, I don't remember that tbh.  But I am genuine tho.

 

TWAT2:  How much for half an hour?
ME:  It's ?**
TWAT2:  OK that's fine.  Can I have a photo of the merchandise?

The MERCHANDISE?  I'm fucking merchandise?

Twat 2 has really pissed me off actually!

Text at 2am. would you do a car meet now? Handjob only.

Same text again at 10pm 

I swear sometimes they think we are desperate and would do anything for money. I'm not that hungry that i would come out my yard, jump in some strangers car at 2am to give him a handjob.