'Will you sit on my toy cars, crush them and tell me I'm too old for them now'
Hahahahaha
I had that one recently too. Told him I didn't want go get bruises so he said to wear jeans. Fantasist.
From AW;
"Hi there,
I'm looking for someone to escort me for a week to the heat of Egypt in a luxury 5 star resort. Fancy it?
Of course i'd like us to meet up in advance of the trip, to make sure we both think we'd feel happy spending a week with each other.
I'd cover all your expenses, and happy to throw in some spending money whilst you're away too.
I'm not made of money, so this is more of a free holiday, nice experience kind of thing, rather than a get rich quick deal!
If you think that might be of interest, let me know...
David"
Oh yes please
