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sultress000

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7620 on: 16 August 2015, 01:13:13 pm »
'Will you sit on my toy cars, crush them and tell me I'm too old for them now'





Hahahahaha

What, and leave tyre tracks all over your arse? I think not. (Not to mention the bruising - ouch!)  ;D

Haha, I received this one today too.. How sad!

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7621 on: 16 August 2015, 05:41:23 pm »
'Will you sit on my toy cars, crush them and tell me I'm too old for them now'



Hahahahaha

I had this very early hours of this morning too!!

And then this afternoon

3:24pm - do you see couples? xx
3:33pm - ?? x
3:41pm - forget it now

God forbid I'm doing something else or even working!

Kimberly-x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7622 on: 16 August 2015, 08:12:21 pm »
'Will you sit on my toy cars, crush them and tell me I'm too old for them now'



Hahahahaha

I had this very early hours of this morning too!!

And then this afternoon

3:24pm - do you see couples? xx
3:33pm - ?? x
3:41pm - forget it now

God forbid I'm doing something else or even working!

ive had this hes a TW
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Vichyssoise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7623 on: 16 August 2015, 08:32:09 pm »
Call from someone who sounds like a woman

How much for half an hour?
Me: it's 80 for half an hour.
Do you see young guys?
Me: how old are you?
Him: 16 but I've got 200 if you'll see me.

His voice obviously hadn't  even broken.
Be in your happy place

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7624 on: 17 August 2015, 03:48:18 am »
Hi... is it ok one shoot ?20?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7625 on: 17 August 2015, 07:44:23 am »
Email on AW

Subject: no condom
Hi bb, u available today?


Usually I ignore and block but was in a funny mood yesterday so replied:
You should learn to read before sending out stupid emails. My profile says no one under 35 (he was 20), no one with 0 feedback (he had 0 feedback) no weekend bookings (it was Sunday) AND NO SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITHOUT PROTECTION.

His reply:
I would be happy if you could make an exception  :o :FF

MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7626 on: 17 August 2015, 08:10:53 am »
Him: Are you free bbe

Me: My rates are on my profile.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7627 on: 17 August 2015, 11:39:02 am »
'Will you sit on my toy cars, crush them and tell me I'm too old for them now'



Hahahahaha

I had that one recently too. Told him I didn't want go get bruises so he said to wear jeans. Fantasist.

From AW;
"Hi there,

I'm looking for someone to escort me for a week to the heat of Egypt in a luxury 5 star resort. Fancy it?

Of course i'd like us to meet up in advance of the trip, to make sure we both think we'd feel happy spending a week with each other.

I'd cover all your expenses, and happy to throw in some spending money whilst you're away too.

I'm not made of money, so this is more of a free holiday, nice experience kind of thing, rather than a get rich quick deal!

If you think that might be of interest, let me know...

David"

Oh yes please  ::)

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7628 on: 17 August 2015, 12:43:48 pm »
'Will you sit on my toy cars, crush them and tell me I'm too old for them now'



Hahahahaha

I had that one recently too. Told him I didn't want go get bruises so he said to wear jeans. Fantasist.

From AW;
"Hi there,

I'm looking for someone to escort me for a week to the heat of Egypt in a luxury 5 star resort. Fancy it?

Of course i'd like us to meet up in advance of the trip, to make sure we both think we'd feel happy spending a week with each other.

I'd cover all your expenses, and happy to throw in some spending money whilst you're away too.

I'm not made of money, so this is more of a free holiday, nice experience kind of thing, rather than a get rich quick deal!

If you think that might be of interest, let me know...

David"

Oh yes please  ::)

Oh man. The ones who think we're not after money but just a good time (with a stranger).

I booked a guy today and told him to text to confirm at a specific time. The time came and went and someone else was wanting the slot, so I thought fuck it as it was a longer booking. Told him it was cancelled and he had a strop, complaining I cost him money and gave him too many hoops to jump through (a text is that hard is it?)
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7629 on: 17 August 2015, 09:07:49 pm »
Email on AW

Subject: no condom
Hi bb, u available today?


Usually I ignore and block but was in a funny mood yesterday so replied:
You should learn to read before sending out stupid emails. My profile says no one under 35 (he was 20), no one with 0 feedback (he had 0 feedback) no weekend bookings (it was Sunday) AND NO SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITHOUT PROTECTION.

His reply:
I would be happy if you could make an exception  :o :FF

I cringed whilst reading this.  ??? I hate them

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7630 on: 17 August 2015, 10:22:20 pm »
Hi baby I'm Jay can come see you now ...sent as text as on my block list
Then sends text to my friend who is  in same room as me 10 mins later
 hi honey can come see you now  my names mark !!!
Lol dumb fool

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7631 on: 18 August 2015, 04:44:44 pm »
Don't let one idiot put you off. It's part of the job... just let it go over your head and make your money off the good ones!  ;D

Kimberly-x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7632 on: 18 August 2015, 09:11:20 pm »
had a guy text me
him- how much for 30 min?
me- what? no how are you? or are you working today? did you even read my profile? and you didnt even call me
him- hellow how are you are you free today if so how much for a bit of fun at yours;)

normally id do the booking if he called me and sounded ok

but im in a funny mood today  :-\
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7633 on: 18 August 2015, 09:24:59 pm »
Don't let one idiot put you off. It's part of the job... just let it go over your head and make your money off the good ones!  ;D

Lol thanks student  :) x

ceecee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7634 on: 18 August 2015, 10:02:22 pm »
Had a guy asking me to do a booking for him and his friend so they can "try out a few things" on me. wtf?
He also said "money is no object".

 ::)