I got back from my holiday and turned on my work phone to see the messages from those who texted even though my profile says very clearly that I'm away on holiday.

Gary fae Glasgow is still horny and looking for fun... in case any of you were wondering. 

Just now from Viva street.
How much for sex.

Today on Adult work after a long day;
Message 1.

Hiya Carmel.

I was wondering if you were free at all today please? We chatted a little time ago but unfortunately couldn't schedule a mutual time and date to meet.

Hope to hear from you soon.

I messaged back saying sorry but by the time I got to my messages the day was almost over and if he wanted same day booking it would be best to ring.

The reply;

I only have an iPad hun, I don't have a phone. Used to but it didn't stop ringing so I decided I was to easily contactable lol. When are you next free please love?

X

Told him its not possible to book without a phone as I would need to direct him to door from where he should arrive at.
 

That's why I'd never arrange by text. When I do respond to a few well written ones asking them to pls call, only a few do so I wonder why some tws are so scared to phone and will make any excuse not to which I don't get. What are they scared of? Or is it shyness? Surely not If it is simply a shy weirdo it just proves they'll be too scared to actually turn up.

Woke up to a brilliant one this morning...


'Hi, I'm gary'



 


Just had another one from same guy when I didn't reply

'Is it cause I'm ginger?'

I can't deal with stroking men's egos at this time on a Saturday morning 



Now that I didn't reply to either message, he's threatening to make loads of fake bookings with my agency. Joy

Guy books on Adultwork with no prior communication..
So I message him today to ask him to call me if he's still coming.
He replies  "sorry, filling in a job application at the mo"
Me: Um, cool but would you still like a booking today?
Him: no can do love blackpool is miles away im in Kent.
?!?!?!??
Then why on earth did you fill out a booking request 

And that is why I never respond or contact men that just put a booking through with no prior communication. %99.99 of them that do it have no feedback and are silly twats.

'Hope you don't mind me asking and I'm not being rude or anything.
But how much is it for me to come and watch you play with yourself and wank over your tits?
5-10min booking maximum? I will give you good feedback, I will become a regular 1-2 times per week.
I'm only 24 so haven't got a big budget to spend.'

Best thing is that this cheeky bellend has 22 positive feedbacks accumulated somehow :-)

'Will you sit on my toy cars, crush them and tell me I'm too old for them now'



Hahahahaha

Woke up to this little gem:

'Hi slut, fancy an Outcall.'

You see I would just respond with...

No but I hear your sister is available and cheaper.