"My name is Eric. I am half Ghan and half German, mix race guy. I see you profile page and like very much. Is it possible to meet you this weekend please? I need to tell you I am very big guy, to check you is ok with this. I am 6 feet 7 tall, 19.5 stone, and am cursed with 13 inches of man meat, very thick. Many girls don't like this. Is it ok for you?"
Came complete with photo which made me laugh out loud whilst in the company of friends. When I showed them the photo one of them said some guy had sent her the same one on facebook...