Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2599058 times)

Fabulassie · « **Reply #7590 on:** 11 August 2015, 06:27:32 am »

Quote from: Nia Hope on 09 August 2015, 06:55:22 pm

Text yesterday,
"you ava 2moro?"

Ffs! How far will some guys go to abbreviate everything! Lazy, rude pricks

At least he spelled out "you."

Fabulassie · « **Reply #7591 on:** 11 August 2015, 06:28:20 am »

Quote from: Bluetits on 09 August 2015, 07:00:37 pm

I get requests to look at their RB from time to time and it's because they want you for lower than your stated charges I think. Had one this week email me about RB and it said that he wants hour incall, PSE to involve fisting us (but not to worry if it's not doable!), then mentions half the likes list and was offering ?70 hour. I was glad to see no one had bidded unless he'd just put it on. I think they think we will if we're desperate enough.

I get asked to do that and I never know how to find any particular RB. Unless they give me a postcode and bid amount to search for.

naughtyvixen95 · « **Reply #7592 on:** 11 August 2015, 10:41:36 am »

Quote from: Fabulassie on 11 August 2015, 06:28:20 am

I get asked to do that and I never know how to find any particular RB. Unless they give me a postcode and bid amount to search for.

Ask them to copy & paste the link.
If they can't do that then chose then increase the miles from your own postcode and then change Order Results By: to member rating which should make it easier to find. It's a bit of faffing around but if it'd one you'd bid on its worth the effort. You might have to change the date if its not for a couple of weeks, the furthest ahead they can put one up for is 2months.

Ieaio · « **Reply #7593 on:** 11 August 2015, 12:17:41 pm »

Just had a guy answer with abrupt one word answers to my questions. Not sure if he was shy or just plain rude so I didn't end up taking the booking just incase. I can usually coax the shy ones out their shell but if they're can't even muster up anything when asking for a booking bar 1 word responses, god forbid what the booking would have been like

Midsstudent · « **Reply #7594 on:** 11 August 2015, 06:34:58 pm »

I got asked to bid on a RB before and it was half my usual rate. I told him that there was no chance at that price.

Siorse · « **Reply #7595 on:** 11 August 2015, 07:47:09 pm »

Just got a text : " I want to book u, so see u in an hour. stockings and heels. I'll fuck u so hard mm cant wait "

Thank the lord this idiot doesn't know where I live.!!!

KittenCandy · « **Reply #7596 on:** 11 August 2015, 09:37:24 pm »

Texts

Prick: Hi send postcode

Me: yh you wait for it

Prick: ?

Me : ?

Couple hours past.

Prick : still waiting on postcode

Me : yh keep waiting for it

Lol

KittenCandy · « **Reply #7597 on:** 12 August 2015, 11:39:27 am »

Had a someone call me this morning. Sounded a bit funny as in drowsy but thought I should give him benefit of the doubt. Books an appointment all fine. Texted him hotel postcode only to receive a text saying "Thanks darling, how much do you charge?

So you booked an escort and don't even know how much she charges, wow. Obviously he got ignored. He texted again "please tell me I want to come now" Im just thinking just look in my website. Literally, my number is right next to my rates. Even if you can't read, or can't be bothered to read. At least just look for the pound sign. It's not that hard.

Erotic flower · « **Reply #7598 on:** 12 August 2015, 11:48:45 am »

Quote from: Shania on 11 August 2015, 09:37:24 pm

Texts

Prick: Hi send postcode

Me: yh you wait for it

Prick: ?

Me : ?

Couple hours past.

Prick : still waiting on postcode

Me : yh keep waiting for it

Lol

they just havnt got a clue as to how to book an escort have they?
I get calls, one word " postcode" I just cut them off

Siorse · « **Reply #7599 on:** 12 August 2015, 11:53:35 am »

Yeah, that one or "Location?", or "Available?" or "How much"

Lucie268 · « **Reply #7600 on:** 12 August 2015, 01:47:02 pm »

Quote from: Shania on 12 August 2015, 11:39:27 am

Had a someone call me this morning. Sounded a bit funny as in drowsy but thought I should give him benefit of the doubt. Books an appointment all fine. Texted him hotel postcode only to receive a text saying "Thanks darling, how much do you charge? So you booked an escort and don't even know how much she charges, wow. Obviously he got ignored. He texted again "please tell me I want to come now" Im just thinking just look in my website. Literally, my number is right next to my rates. Even if you can't read, or can't be bothered to read. At least just look for the pound sign. It's not that hard.

lol I hate that. I had one guy who actually turned up and asked the rates, then complained it was too expensive and left. Arse.

geordie · « **Reply #7601 on:** 13 August 2015, 01:16:45 pm »

1. Wanting me to meet him in a very busy shopping centre to give him my knickers for the same price as my half hour incalls - when told he might as well book an incall for the same price he said he might extend to an hour and he will let me know the date (not holding my breath for that one)

2. 'Come to my work I have no bed here though'

What ever happened to men who like to be discreet? I get the excitement factor but jeez, no thanks

cheesypeas · « **Reply #7602 on:** 13 August 2015, 02:11:35 pm »

He'll be the one with binoculars round his neck then lol

Red KB · « **Reply #7603 on:** 13 August 2015, 11:48:19 pm »

"My name is Eric. I am half Ghan and half German, mix race guy. I see you profile page and like very much. Is it possible to meet you this weekend please? I need to tell you I am very big guy, to check you is ok with this. I am 6 feet 7 tall, 19.5 stone, and am cursed with 13 inches of man meat, very thick. Many girls don't like this. Is it ok for you?"

Came complete with photo which made me laugh out loud whilst in the company of friends. When I showed them the photo one of them said some guy had sent her the same one on facebook...

sensualmilf · « **Reply #7604 on:** 14 August 2015, 10:22:12 am »

Woke up to this little gem:

'Hi slut, fancy an Outcall.'

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