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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7560 on: 05 August 2015, 10:59:23 am »
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Hey,

Youve got a great profile, really did interest me. Well im Andre Lavado, you may have even heard of me. (killergram,com)

(links to his 'work')


Well anyway getting to the point, I would love to do some pictures together for our private gallery. Is this something that would interest you?
I have the New GoPro camera which takes HD pictures and Videos/
Andre Lavado

Be sure to check my profile out.

p.s my verification picture is up to prove i am the real Andre

Couldn't even be bothered to put my name into his copy and pasted email!  ::)

Oh yes, he's sent me his copy and paste email too. Went straight in the dealt with folder with no reply. And I blocked him as he's sent me the same message several times.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7561 on: 05 August 2015, 01:34:41 pm »
Text. Hi baby I can't call you can you call me! !!

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7562 on: 06 August 2015, 05:51:32 am »
Hi. I am new here and I was looking to book a meeting with you for a 1 and half hr incall if you think my fantasy idea is worth having a go.

My idea is based around The Jungle Book film from Disney which I have always enjoyed since I was a child. The movie has a sexy feel to it because of it's funky, exotic and mysterious music. There is one scene in particular that has always excited me and it's a scene where the big snake villain Kaa hypnotizes the jungle boy Mowgli into a deep trance. The snake, with colorful spirals spinning wildly in his eyes, stares into Mowgli's to bring him under his power. He then sings a sexy little song to him called Trust In Me. The song is all about hypnotism and going to sleep and the snake control's Mowgli through the song. His hypnotic commands are in the lyrics he sings. The music is very slinky and quite sexy to groove to. It has snake charmer type flutes going and gentle, booming drums for that "jungle sounding beat". Mowgli, who's own eyes are now spinning madly has to obey as he listen's to the music in his sleep and the snake makes him sleepwalk along his tree branch and then down a massive coil of his body like a flight of stair's.

I would love to have some silly fun with you role-playing this scene and taking turns playing the character's. I find it so sexy since it's dealing with hypnotic mind control and I just think it's so sexy that it's a giant snake, who is so sly, laid back, chilled and relaxed that is mesmerizing the human boy. We can watch the scene from the movie together and chat about our favorite parts and also use the music/song when we can "curl up" together. I am hoping to arrange a jungle themed evening with refreshments e.c.t I can also wear a special pair of red underwear for you to look just like Mowgli. If you had any snake-skin, python-esque lingerie that would be lovely too? Please note no actual snakes or hypnotism will be incorporated, it's all just make believe. Plus we don't have to take it seriously at all.

It may be fun to try re-enacting some of the movements also. I'd love for us to snuggle up and try winding ourselves around and around each other. So lots of fun, gentle wrestling will be called for which when doing with the intensity of the music playing might be a blast. For instance after hypnotizing Mowgli the snake "plays" with him using his long body and tail. He does all sorts of tricks with him like flipping him up in the air, rocking him back n forth like a hammock and even making him walk upside down in a loop the loop of his own body. Finally he drops him down his body like a slide until he disappears into a cocoon of the snake's coils at the bottom to keep him contained and tightly snug.

Obviously I understand this is a different request and I do hope you will be interested. If you have any questions or concerns and need to ask anything please let me know. I will be happy to speak to you by phone if you'd like me to also beforehand. In the link below you may watch the scene I'm referring to and hear the music. Thanks very much.

I have a real hate of snake so wont be doing this one !!!

The_Lynx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7563 on: 06 August 2015, 10:04:29 am »
That actually sounds fun to me, but I can't believe it would be a legit request. ;D

Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7564 on: 06 August 2015, 10:17:49 am »
Never mind! I replied to a post from 2014. No idea how that happened!
« Last Edit: 06 August 2015, 10:20:59 am by Fabulassie »

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7565 on: 06 August 2015, 10:22:47 am »
Have you actually gone on to your bookings calendar and used the holiday bit at the top as I believe if you use this to set the dates of your holiday they can't use the booking form to book you.

KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7566 on: 06 August 2015, 11:52:37 am »
Client-" Hiya, do you offer sex without a condom as well? thanks xx"

I was literally in shock. What does he mean as well? I don't even do OWO/CIM:FF :FF :FF :FF


The_Lynx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7567 on: 06 August 2015, 05:01:12 pm »
I have an onslaught of special cases today. ;D

Exhibit A:

"HI BBY YOU NEVER COME WORK IN BUSKERUD IN DRMMEN?"

Exhibit B:

Requests bareback, tries to haggle. Classic.

Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7568 on: 07 August 2015, 08:54:08 pm »
This one has popped up a few times since May:

"lady call now let's have phone sex chat please darlingxxx"

"call now darling"

"call now sexy"

"lady call now please babe"

"call now lady"

"please text me now sexy lady xxxxxxx"

"have text fun please babe"

"let's have phone sex chat please call now"

"text me now woman"

"are you a sexy lady"


So far he's called me everything from lady to woman to baby to darling... not yet hun.

sensualmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7569 on: 07 August 2015, 09:39:08 pm »
Daily text in my last tour destination:

' Please address in sex.'   ???

Emma_C

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7570 on: 07 August 2015, 10:02:02 pm »
Hi. I am new here and I was looking to book a meeting with you for a 1 and half hr incall if you think my fantasy idea is worth having a go.

My idea is based around The Jungle Book film from Disney which I have always enjoyed since I was a child. The movie has a sexy feel to it because of it's funky, exotic and mysterious music. There is one scene in particular that has always excited me and it's a scene where the big snake villain Kaa hypnotizes the jungle boy Mowgli into a deep trance. The snake, with colorful spirals spinning wildly in his eyes, stares into Mowgli's to bring him under his power. He then sings a sexy little song to him called Trust In Me. The song is all about hypnotism and going to sleep and the snake control's Mowgli through the song. His hypnotic commands are in the lyrics he sings. The music is very slinky and quite sexy to groove to. It has snake charmer type flutes going and gentle, booming drums for that "jungle sounding beat". Mowgli, who's own eyes are now spinning madly has to obey as he listen's to the music in his sleep and the snake makes him sleepwalk along his tree branch and then down a massive coil of his body like a flight of stair's.

I would love to have some silly fun with you role-playing this scene and taking turns playing the character's. I find it so sexy since it's dealing with hypnotic mind control and I just think it's so sexy that it's a giant snake, who is so sly, laid back, chilled and relaxed that is mesmerizing the human boy. We can watch the scene from the movie together and chat about our favorite parts and also use the music/song when we can "curl up" together. I am hoping to arrange a jungle themed evening with refreshments e.c.t I can also wear a special pair of red underwear for you to look just like Mowgli. If you had any snake-skin, python-esque lingerie that would be lovely too? Please note no actual snakes or hypnotism will be incorporated, it's all just make believe. Plus we don't have to take it seriously at all.

It may be fun to try re-enacting some of the movements also. I'd love for us to snuggle up and try winding ourselves around and around each other. So lots of fun, gentle wrestling will be called for which when doing with the intensity of the music playing might be a blast. For instance after hypnotizing Mowgli the snake "plays" with him using his long body and tail. He does all sorts of tricks with him like flipping him up in the air, rocking him back n forth like a hammock and even making him walk upside down in a loop the loop of his own body. Finally he drops him down his body like a slide until he disappears into a cocoon of the snake's coils at the bottom to keep him contained and tightly snug.

Obviously I understand this is a different request and I do hope you will be interested. If you have any questions or concerns and need to ask anything please let me know. I will be happy to speak to you by phone if you'd like me to also beforehand. In the link below you may watch the scene I'm referring to and hear the music. Thanks very much.

I have a real hate of snake so wont be doing this one !!!

Oh that's seriously funny! Embracing his inner child there.

Emma_C

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7571 on: 07 August 2015, 10:09:56 pm »
I've no idea why engaged with this twit, was quiet yesterday so was bored.

him "U working today"
me "Yes"
him "how much for 15 min"
me "50"
him "will you take 40"
me "do you want full service?"
him "ya"
him "what is fall service"
me "go away you are clearly an idiot"
him "that rude i not an idiot"
him 4.5 hours later "will you meet me for 40"

 ::)

KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7572 on: 08 August 2015, 11:41:43 am »
Switched my phone on to a number of bizarre messages. These came at around after midnight

Idiot- Hi saw your ad. can i come around for 30 minutes? where about are you and how much is it?
Idiot-Just looking for ATM
Idiot- Sorry deleted your number was just texting you. Still ok to come?
Idiot-??
Idiot-Shall I go? (Me thinking to myself "go where? you don't even have address)
Idiot-?!

Another idiot texts at 5am

Idiot-Tried your number but not responsive (well ya think? it's 5am and I'm still sleeping) my number is _________ I wanna be around ya

These are all in response to my ad for my upcoming tour. If they had even bother to read they would know that I am not there yet and what my prices are. Gosh, now I'm scared to go now :'(

Had one send me a text saying "This is the last text I will be sending you in regards to decorating your flat. I will decorate your working flat for free. I am very good. I can come around now. I didn't respond to it obviously. Then couple hours later got a text from same number saying "Hi can i book you for 30 minutes please. Send me your postcode. I wanna just cancel my tour now. Should I be worried? :-[

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7573 on: 09 August 2015, 12:11:47 am »
Something that's happened to me twice this week - angling for a date, instead of a first booking. Starts off normal enough, then they ask if I'm single etc., then tell me how well-endowed they are if I'm looking for a date and so on and so on.

No, fuck off - I need cold hard cash, at least the first time!
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7574 on: 09 August 2015, 12:18:40 am »
Switched my phone on to a number of bizarre messages. These came at around after midnight

Idiot- Hi saw your ad. can i come around for 30 minutes? where about are you and how much is it?
Idiot-Just looking for ATM
Idiot- Sorry deleted your number was just texting you. Still ok to come?
Idiot-??
Idiot-Shall I go? (Me thinking to myself "go where? you don't even have address)
Idiot-?!

Another idiot texts at 5am

Idiot-Tried your number but not responsive (well ya think? it's 5am and I'm still sleeping) my number is _________ I wanna be around ya

These are all in response to my ad for my upcoming tour. If they had even bother to read they would know that I am not there yet and what my prices are. Gosh, now I'm scared to go now :'(

Had one send me a text saying "This is the last text I will be sending you in regards to decorating your flat. I will decorate your working flat for free. I am very good. I can come around now. I didn't respond to it obviously. Then couple hours later got a text from same number saying "Hi can i book you for 30 minutes please. Send me your postcode. I wanna just cancel my tour now. Should I be worried? :-[

It's somewhat normal to hear off all the lunatics in a town new to you and I like to change my AW profile to the new postcode as soon as I finish at home so as to get through that crap ASAP.

Where is this place?