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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7500 on: 23 July 2015, 09:48:10 pm »
Me: Hi, sorry I just missed your call. Could you call back in about 15 minutes?
Him: Your name?
Me: You don't know who you called? This is [my name].
Him: Called a few love. Not gonna start remembering slags just by their numbers now am I

I wish these guys had to pass a misogyny-gauging test before they can view my number.

You'd really think people willing to spend ?100+ would actually inform themselves about who they're going to spend it on. ::)

Exactly what I think! The guys who call saying 'my friend gave me your number'  ???

Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7501 on: 24 July 2015, 10:50:09 am »
I am e-mailing further to having recently registered on Adultwork Website.
Hence new to this site.

I am a clean young Pakistani guy in his early 30s who runs his own business in London and seeking to fulfil his sexual desires with the right girl

I joined soley for the purposes of finding a true completely open minded Pakistani and/or Indian/Asian Escort with whom I could meet with on a regular long term basis and fulfil our mutual desires.

My proposed bookings with you will tend to be the longer ones - i.e. 2-3 day and night week day or long weekend bookings in
West End (Mayfair/Knightsbridge) London Hotel

(I noticed on your page you state incall for overnight ? Maybe we can discuss so your comfortable becuase i reguarly stay in a lovely Mayfair or Knightsbridge hotel)

I have reviewed your profile page. You are gorgeous and from what i can see have a nice pair of tits and those legs. Wow!!!! I also really like your hairstyle. Looks hot.

I have read your page and "enjoys" list and I am glad to say we are very much on the same page in terms of your likes as it is everything im looking for.

I look forward to experiencing all of them with you in time hopefully.

I really do have a filthy and dirty sexual mind and desires which I hope we can fulfil together. For me this includes a combination of
domination and submissive roles

Over a long stay and on a regular basis with you Some of the role plays i would like us to fulfill are :

1. Brother and Submissive sister affair
2. Submissive wife audition
3. Strict Mother and son relationship
4. Strict Father and submissive daughter
5. Sex Slave
6. Submissive girlfriend
7. Schoolgirl
8. Secretary
9. Hard and watersports

Just an idea of the type clothes I want you to wear and I would like to take you shopping to purchase what you do not have make a day of it

1. Tight fitting asian suit
2.Tight fitting asian sari
3. Stocking, suspenders, garder belt and tights
4. Fishnet tights
5. Pantyhose which can be ripped open
6. Skin tight leggings
7. Riding jodpurs if you have them
8. Short summer dress - see through to shown your bra and knickers
9. Tight tank/crop trops - really tight round your titsand nipples and short to show stomach and back
10. Low cut tops
11. See through tops to show your bra
12. School girl outfit
13. pencil skirt tight
14. Skin skinny tight leather/PVC trousers
15. Lace knickers and bra
16. Ripped Skinny jeans
17. Wedding make up
18. High Heels

Toys

18. Fetish outfits
19. Whips
20. Gag ball
21.Anal beads
22. But Plug
23. Strapon
24. Hardsports and watersports by you


Over a few days stay I am proposing obviously to enjoy our time in the bedroom goes without saying but also in public I would like to make a day of it, go out shopping buy you clothes , also to some sex and fetish shops to buy some bits

But in public I just want you to be a Slutty GFE, S when your with me who knows how to dress to turn heads on the streets and put other asian girls to shame wearling tight and revealing clothes

I hope this has got your attention

Maybe we can have an introductory call on Friday and then plan for the new week

I look forward to hearing from you

Regards

Umar XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7502 on: 24 July 2015, 05:47:10 pm »
I didn't reply quick enough to an email on  my day off this was the response I  received.
Can't you be bothered to send your number to me why do you ignore my email?
It's rude not to reply !!!!
I can't even be bothered email him back stupid impatient man.

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7503 on: 24 July 2015, 06:55:54 pm »
Tonight's freeloading timewaster:

"Hi babe love your profile!! How r u today? X"
"Hi, I'm good thanks, did you wish to make a booking? x"
"Was hoping u would watch me fuck my own tight arse hole!"  ???
"I can be in directcam on Adultwork soon or did you want an escort booking? x"
"U not got iPad or iPhone I can FaceTime u while I get off? Not expecting. Anything off u"  ::)

No, just my time and an image I'll probably never get out of my head  :-X

sensualmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7504 on: 25 July 2015, 04:16:08 pm »
If just one more client asks me if I have friend, I am going to fucking SCREAM!!

My answer is, 'We don't work as a troupe!'

(I'm not working until next week so they obviously can't read either!!) Growl   :FF :FF :FF

Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7505 on: 26 July 2015, 09:40:57 am »
Ooh that one SM, I often reply with something along the lines of 'yes I have friends but they aren't prostitutes, not sure about John" ;D

I do sometimes get 'how many girls do you have?', none of my ads imply or even suggest I am an agency or brothel.

Latest one has been someone phoning through the night who apparently did see me a year or two ago, when I did answer at 6.30am because I do rise early, he explained he'd called late at night once and I'd advised him to phone earlier in the day. I suppose his missed call at both 3am and 4am is earlier than 10pm. ::). Suppose he was trying, however 6.30am and 'now' isn't going to happen, I also don't see clients who are hungover which from the things he told me he definitely was.

Another weekend casualty has been a man who always phones last minute when I'm booked/notworking/he can't provide the screening details, ranting on yesterday about what a nice man he is, do I not know who he is?"Where are you?" was his barked opening greeting. He went on to tell me that has lots of cash implying importance and when I wouldn't give him my address(I don't offer incalls) said he could track me down in seconds. He carried on shouting at me repeatedly in a drunken manner - he did admit to having had a few and I could hear more being poured in the background. "Where are you?" were his barked opening wordings. I turned my phone off after a second rambling, demanding, ranting call from him. He left me voicemails continuing to tell me that he's a such a nice man.
« Last Edit: 26 July 2015, 09:43:38 am by Mirror »

sensualmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7506 on: 26 July 2015, 10:31:01 am »
Mirror, I use Phone Warrior which you can download from Playstore and then you can block twats like him. You just tap the icon and it brings up all received calls. You select the one you want to block and 'hey presto!'

He can still leave a voicemail message but he will never get through directly.

I wish someone would invent an app specifically for prossies to block these arseholes  ;D

Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7507 on: 26 July 2015, 12:27:19 pm »
Thanks I have had call and text blocker software for many years. I do use it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7508 on: 26 July 2015, 01:56:29 pm »
I am e-mailing further to having recently registered on Adultwork Website.
Hence new to this site.

I am a clean young Pakistani guy in his early 30s who runs his own business in London and seeking to fulfil his sexual desires with the right girl

I joined soley for the purposes of finding a true completely open minded Pakistani and/or Indian/Asian Escort with whom I could meet with on a regular long term basis and fulfil our mutual desires.

My proposed bookings with you will tend to be the longer ones - i.e. 2-3 day and night week day or long weekend bookings in
West End (Mayfair/Knightsbridge) London Hotel

(I noticed on your page you state incall for overnight ? Maybe we can discuss so your comfortable becuase i reguarly stay in a lovely Mayfair or Knightsbridge hotel)

I have reviewed your profile page. You are gorgeous and from what i can see have a nice pair of tits and those legs. Wow!!!! I also really like your hairstyle. Looks hot.

I have read your page and "enjoys" list and I am glad to say we are very much on the same page in terms of your likes as it is everything im looking for.

I look forward to experiencing all of them with you in time hopefully.

I really do have a filthy and dirty sexual mind and desires which I hope we can fulfil together. For me this includes a combination of
domination and submissive roles

Over a long stay and on a regular basis with you Some of the role plays i would like us to fulfill are :

1. Brother and Submissive sister affair
2. Submissive wife audition
3. Strict Mother and son relationship
4. Strict Father and submissive daughter
5. Sex Slave
6. Submissive girlfriend
7. Schoolgirl
8. Secretary
9. Hard and watersports

Just an idea of the type clothes I want you to wear and I would like to take you shopping to purchase what you do not have make a day of it

1. Tight fitting asian suit
2.Tight fitting asian sari
3. Stocking, suspenders, garder belt and tights
4. Fishnet tights
5. Pantyhose which can be ripped open
6. Skin tight leggings
7. Riding jodpurs if you have them
8. Short summer dress - see through to shown your bra and knickers
9. Tight tank/crop trops - really tight round your titsand nipples and short to show stomach and back
10. Low cut tops
11. See through tops to show your bra
12. School girl outfit
13. pencil skirt tight
14. Skin skinny tight leather/PVC trousers
15. Lace knickers and bra
16. Ripped Skinny jeans
17. Wedding make up
18. High Heels

Toys

18. Fetish outfits
19. Whips
20. Gag ball
21.Anal beads
22. But Plug
23. Strapon
24. Hardsports and watersports by you


Over a few days stay I am proposing obviously to enjoy our time in the bedroom goes without saying but also in public I would like to make a day of it, go out shopping buy you clothes , also to some sex and fetish shops to buy some bits

But in public I just want you to be a Slutty GFE, S when your with me who knows how to dress to turn heads on the streets and put other asian girls to shame wearling tight and revealing clothes

I hope this has got your attention

Maybe we can have an introductory call on Friday and then plan for the new week

I look forward to hearing from you

Regards

Umar XXX

I managed to read this entirely but if someone sent this to me I would have instantly deleted it without reading. lol.

KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7509 on: 26 July 2015, 09:53:14 pm »
I'm Manchester-based, not sure what the postcode for the RB is as he just messaged me the whole thing. I suggest settling in with a glass of wine before reading.  :P  Like, bloody hell love, half the appeal of this job is being self-employed.

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Hello. I've decided to update my reverse booking as I don't feel certain parts of it were clear enough nor did I really ask the right questions or enough. There are a few subtle changes throughout and it's probably best you read through again to make sure that you are happy with them, if this is the first time you've seen this, then don't worry about all that, keep reading and hopefully this is for you. I've been really busy over the last few weeks with work so really haven't had the chance too see anyone so I thought it was unfair too start until i'm ready to commit as much time to this as yourself.

Summary: Salary ?7700 + ?35000 allowance + perks (transport, accommodation, surgery)

Thank you for taking the time to read this and hopefully you're happy being the girl who joins me on this fantastic journey. This is going to be a long read, so please make sure you read the entire thing before responding. If you aren't happy with anything or would like to tweak things slightly please feel free to contact me also as I can be quite flexible to a certain extent for the right girl.

I'll start with a brief summary and then hopefully be able to answer most of your questions as we continue, of course if you do have any questions at the end feel free to message me. However hopefully you feel confident enough in what you have read to bid and we can take this journey together.

This would be an exclusive arrangement between us, in very simple terms I pay you an amount of money each month, of course with a few bonuses that I shall explain later and in return you see me as often as you can and only me. The base salary would be ?7700 per month, with an allowance of up too ?35000, this will be explained in more detail later :)

What I'm looking for is a girl who is ideally under 35, somebody who doesn't take life too seriously, who's trust worthy and who understands that things that make you happy are worth the effort. I'm not looking for a certain size or shape, I'm just looking for somebody who is happy to make the effort and can have a great time with both in and out of the bedroom. Somebody who's open and honest with me and understands that this job is not just to keep me happy but too enjoy yourself as well. I don't want a girl who's catch phrase is "whatever you want" I'd much rather somebody who has some idea of the things that make them happy and isn't scared to act on it.

I understand at first it may be a little confusing why I would be offering what's essentially a lot of money for this, however I'm not looking for a bargain price, I'm looking too make the girl's life who's going on this journey with me better wherever I can. I'm a very firm believer that a happy, more relaxed girl is a far better lover and company, I find most girls are a lot happier when they are not only debt free but wearing things they love and don't have to worry about the next job or how they will cope if anything unexpected comes up, or maybe it's because you can just slow the pace down and enjoy the little things more.

So I should probably at this point talk about myself, I'm in my early 30s and have made my money initially in property but primarily in the IT sector as a consultant after selling my company a few years ago. I'm a very laid back, honest and open person, who after a nasty divorce and lots of changes in my life is trying to find a girl who's fun to be around and spend time with. Without the fuss and guessing game that comes from a normal relationship. This is one of the many reasons I have chosen AW to try and find the right person, as I don't want a girl just looking for a free meal, I'm looking for somebody who wants to enjoy every aspect that this and I have too offer.

Somebody who understands that her job is not just too have sex with me but too make yourself happy too, I'm always going to choose the girl who visibly makes an effort for me. The type of girl who always makes sure she looks her best around me, who gives more than one word answers, who gets that this arrangement is about more than just you or me, it's about the both of us. Hopefully that's you! In regards to my sexual requirements, I'm not looking for anything too crazy, I am very talented in the bedroom as I'm sure you can see from my feedback and like to spoil a girl.

Right, now too the maths bit, you will be paid a base salary of ?7700 a month, this is your money to do what you want with (I'd suggest you save what's left after bills) and will be paid at the start of our arrangement and then every month after that until we decide to end it. You will also be entitled to an allowance, which a few restrictions, of ?35000 a month, this is to be spent on ?stuff? the salary will be paid into your account at the start of the month and the allowance will be a bank card which I shall top up. The allowance is for pretty much anything you wish, clothes, shoes, tech, travel, holidays, spa days, showing off to your friends etc.

Although I would ask that you spend a least some of it on treating yourself, weather it be clothes or shoes or watches or video games, whatever your poison, as the entire purpose of this is to make us both happier people. I know money doesn't buy happiness but it's amazing how much easier the sadness is to shed when you have shiny things to distract you. The more reasons you can give a girl too like seeing you the better I think, so if there is anything that would just make this even better for you please let me know.

In regards too how long we see each other for I would suggest that when we meet to see how we get on ahead of starting, we will need to meet before agreeing to go ahead, as you really can't tell how you get on with somebody until you're in the same room, especially for the sorts of things that we would be doing. Anyway, I think the best thing is that we decide to commit to either 3 or 6 months, 3 months being the ideal minimum. Then at the end of the period we can sit down and talk and of course either extend our time together or end things. Hopefully we see each other for a long time! I don't have a specific starting date in mind, just when we're both ready :)

The few exceptions too the allowance I can think, these are the things you are not allowed to spend your allowance on:
- Vehicles and accommodation, because this essentially a contract that could last anywhere from 3 months too 3 years, or maybe even longer, it would be best that if you are looking for accommodation closer too me, or a nicer car to get too me or around the place that you let me take care off that, as then you won't be tied into any agreements or be responsible for any payments on those things. This is all completely optional!
- Bills and debts, this can come from your salary but the purpose of the allowance is to treat yourself, not to cover the basics
Getting any work done, surgery or dental work, etc. Most of these types of things require a recovery time where you would be unable too travel or would hinder other physical activities. So I would suggest that if you did want anything done, that we decide on a 6 month minimum term. I'm happy to pay for any work to be done up front so you start feeling you're absolute best, as long as we see each other a few times before hand. Then after your recovery time we can properly our agreement.
- Topping up your salary, the allowance is not for you too keep, it is to spend on ?stuff? not to pad out your bank account

I imagine you're wondering why not just give you all the money in cash, there are a few reasons for this, mostly to do with tax and that the card I will give you in order to use your allowance itself comes with certain perks such as complimentary hotel and travel upgrades. It's also I'd imagine has a much higher limit than your current card so wouldn't limit you spending it on things you love.

I am very happy to provide proof that I have the money and am happy to do this, should after you respond I feel that you are as serious as I am about all this :)

In regards to what is required from you in the short term, if you bid or message me saying you are interested in doing this with me then I shall send you the form, (which I have updated), you will be also expected to take and email specified sets of photos to myself. I can assure you that this data will be kept safe and secure and will be for my eyes only. Next is that should after filling out the form and sending the photos and talking too me then we need to meet up so that we can see how we get on and of course then we can both decide if we want to go ahead.

In regards too holiday, you can have one week off within every three month period and I would also insist that you treat yourself too a spa day and get pampered, to ensure you always feel your best at least once a month. When I say holiday, I mean holiday from this job, I would hope that we can take as many holidays together as possible.

I've had far too many girls in the past who clearly been too blinded by the few hundred pounds they would potentially loose out on, as well as not understand that this is not just a one off booking. That it is us both finding out if we are compatible enough to go ahead. Due to that us meeting before going ahead will not be paid for. I'm aware that may put some people off, however I know that the girls who actually want to do this would be willing to put in the effort and see me on there own time. I can't say I've every been paid to go to an interview and just because you're pretty doesn't mean I will you. I understand that there are time wasters on this site and a number of girls who are jealous they haven't made the cut or simply put no effort in have called me just that. However it is very far from the truth and I hope you can see from the effort I've put into this as well as the fact that I am willing to show that I have the finances to do this long term that you will join me.

I won't be seeing just anybody, and the girl I like the most I shall see first, I will see somebody else only on the basis that things don't work out between us for whatever reason. So that I know you have read this, as I intend to pay whoever I select the amount suggested please put 7777 in the either the comment box or the price box.

Looking forward to meeting you :) x
WTF? if anyone send me an email as long as this i will delete without reading. just the length of it would put me off as it instantly screams time waster. In the bin as quick as that

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7510 on: 27 July 2015, 10:17:38 am »
I just threw up in my mouth a little  ::) ::) after getting this little charmer.

XX XXX u have been a bad girl and im going to have to spank yr bottom! u will have to suck my big cock and drink my cum as punishment! msg me baby;)
Baz xxx
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7511 on: 27 July 2015, 11:07:17 am »
Conversation via AW:

Twat: Hiya, you are very sexy.

Charlie: Thank you :) Would you like to make a booking? xx

Twat: Love too, but little bit to high for me I'm afraid.

Twat: If you need my services, google 'clean pros' I will work free for you if you wear something sexy :) hehe



To be honest, it's the little 'hehe' at the end that I find the most upsetting.

englishrebecca121

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7512 on: 27 July 2015, 06:20:05 pm »
Hi I want to meet tonight at my hotel. But I want really to do cocaine with you. Have incredible cocaine and just want someone to do it with. Can we sort that out? What sort of cost would that be. Many thanks x

fuck off  :FF

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7513 on: 28 July 2015, 06:47:41 am »
Received this morning at 4am. Phone was off as I was asleep but think I should not miss this charmer

Oi. Up?  Wanna fuck?

MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7514 on: 28 July 2015, 09:37:25 am »
At 23.35 phone was off  "Hi there.  I was wondering how many fingers I can put up your pussy?"

The mentallity of a 13 yr old horny boy.  ::)