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Kimberly-x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7485 on: 20 July 2015, 08:55:22 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 20 July 2015, 08:42:46 pm
Same as when you refuse a booking and they say stuff like 'Well I wouldn't want to feck a fat bitch like you anyway!'
Well my love clearly you did.... ;D

 :o what a dick
men do not like their pride hurt especially cause we make more money than them  ;D
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7486 on: 20 July 2015, 09:38:40 pm »
Quote from: Kimberly-x on 20 July 2015, 08:55:22 pm
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 20 July 2015, 08:42:46 pm
Same as when you refuse a booking and they say stuff like 'Well I wouldn't want to feck a fat bitch like you anyway!'
Well my love clearly you did.... ;D

 :o what a dick
men do not like their pride hurt especially cause we make more money than them  ;D
I had one similar this morning, I told him to go and read my advert and call me back if he still wanted to see me. So he text and said sorry he'd rang the wrong escort as I was an old lady! So he's an idiot who can't read or even ring the right escort. Then he rang again this evening...I didn't answer.
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sultress000

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7487 on: 20 July 2015, 09:56:02 pm »
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hey boo
just wanted to inquire about a meet up, i was wondering if you do any racial play style "fetish"? the type of racial play im interested in is dirty talk using the N word, for example saying things like "fuck me nigger, i want your big nigger cock" blah blah blah you get the idea? i am 26 black male from Miami living in London on a soccer scholarship.

thanks for your time
Xxxx
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Cant imagine doing this booking, especially in a hotel room!
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cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7488 on: 20 July 2015, 10:03:30 pm »
Yes! It's what he likes lol  ;)
Make his day.

« Last Edit: 20 July 2015, 10:08:29 pm by cheesypeas »
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7489 on: 21 July 2015, 05:54:58 pm »
When I said I wouldn't let someone do something weird to me once (no sex... can't remember what it was now). He said something about me being willing to let strangers fuck my pussy but not do what he wanted when it wasn't sex. I replied 'and that is why I said no' and hung up lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7490 on: 21 July 2015, 06:58:40 pm »
Quote from: sultress000 on 20 July 2015, 09:56:02 pm
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hey boo
just wanted to inquire about a meet up, i was wondering if you do any racial play style "fetish"? the type of racial play im interested in is dirty talk using the N word, for example saying things like "fuck me nigger, i want your big nigger cock" blah blah blah you get the idea? i am 26 black male from Miami living in London on a soccer scholarship.

thanks for your time
Xxxx
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Cant imagine doing this booking, especially in a hotel room!

I used to see a client like this years ago. A very nice man and he was sort of quiet and withdrawn at first, then he'd encourage you to say such things until you got the hint and it would be all "Yeah, fuck me with your big black nigger cock!" and then he'd come and be just the happiest, smilingest guy ever.

But it was not easy to do.
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7491 on: 21 July 2015, 10:19:29 pm »
hello id like to book you do you take card payments?

Response-  yh sure just send it to my bank account when the booking is done ::)



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7492 on: 22 July 2015, 06:49:13 am »
Just woke up to this....

'70 quid anal bareback babe.' Thats all it says. I assume it's a question. Lucky girl arent I?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7493 on: 22 July 2015, 09:13:56 am »
Quote from: Blossoming Tree on 22 July 2015, 06:49:13 am
Just woke up to this....

'70 quid anal bareback babe.' Thats all it says. I assume it's a question. Lucky girl arent I?
AW message? I've had that idiot so many times. So blocked!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7494 on: 22 July 2015, 01:44:56 pm »
Quote from: Blossoming Tree on 22 July 2015, 06:49:13 am
Just woke up to this....

'70 quid anal bareback babe.' Thats all it says. I assume it's a question. Lucky girl arent I?

"Sure, that sounds like a bargain. I have a nice big dildo that will look amazing in your arse. When do you want it?"
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Jenny 2

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7495 on: 22 July 2015, 01:55:10 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 22 July 2015, 01:44:56 pm
Quote from: Blossoming Tree on 22 July 2015, 06:49:13 am
Just woke up to this....

'70 quid anal bareback babe.' Thats all it says. I assume it's a question. Lucky girl arent I?

"Sure, that sounds like a bargain. I have a nice big dildo that will look amazing in your arse. When do you want it?"

OMG!  I might use that one LOL - nothing beats our humour sometimes girls and Lord knows we need it! 


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7496 on: 22 July 2015, 04:01:17 pm »
Had this one this morning and literally just put the phone down to this one also!

Morning one....

Hi checked all your website and I know you don't do sex, but I'm clean, so how much just for a f**k?

Just now.....

Him; hi
Me; hi
Him; you working today?
Me; yes, what time you want?
Him; in about an hour and full sex
Me; you need an escort for that I'm not an escort!
Him; then f**k off you slag

I put the phone down on him.....wish I'd of booked him now, such a charmer....plus don't think he would like what I would do to him!

They always come out in the school holidays! Just wish people would read my site!  :FF :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7497 on: 22 July 2015, 11:50:50 pm »
My free trial ad has just gone live on VS and I get this e mail:

i like you
i whant mary
100 pointi for you i like your ass

I mean WTF! Never mind the atrocious grammar. Plus a phone call asking 'Did I have a friend' when I said I wasn't available, which drives me NUTS!  :FF

If this is the calibre of client the free trial will be it! Groan (loudly!)
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7498 on: 23 July 2015, 08:01:44 pm »
Me: Hi, sorry I just missed your call. Could you call back in about 15 minutes?
Him: Your name?
Me: You don't know who you called? This is [my name].
Him: Called a few love. Not gonna start remembering slags just by their numbers now am I

I wish these guys had to pass a misogyny-gauging test before they can view my number. 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7499 on: 23 July 2015, 09:13:45 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 23 July 2015, 08:01:44 pm
Me: Hi, sorry I just missed your call. Could you call back in about 15 minutes?
Him: Your name?
Me: You don't know who you called? This is [my name].
Him: Called a few love. Not gonna start remembering slags just by their numbers now am I

I wish these guys had to pass a misogyny-gauging test before they can view my number.

You'd really think people willing to spend ?100+ would actually inform themselves about who they're going to spend it on. ::)
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