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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7455 on: 17 July 2015, 03:55:46 pm »
Quote from: Secret-Whore on 17 July 2015, 01:55:28 pm
I got an email from an idiot 'curious to discover the body of a black woman. Ignoring the strange othering of my race, I responded with my free days as requested. After checking that I'm 'completely disease and infection free' he sends me this in response to me asking when he wants to set up a meeting for:
'This could be seen as an unnecessary expense. Why should I pick you? What makes you special?'

Erm, he fucking messaged me and asked to meet me? I didn't respond to an RB or beg him to meet me. Cunt and a half. I responded quite rudely although I shouldn't have :/

Ewwwwwwwww. I hate all the weird stuff men say in regards to my race e.g. 'I really want to fuck an Asian girl tonight' lol wow good for you. 'Discover the body of a black woman' like... it's a land to be conquered.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7456 on: 17 July 2015, 06:17:40 pm »

?? Really not sure what to think of this one .... I certainly wouldn't be arse to travel to Northampton.

 I'm sure a good many of us have received this !!


Hello miss

my name is ???? and i am 31 years old indian male (british born) and am a dentist. Due to my studies at university, training and work i have had little time for erotic enounters so have emailed yourself

im going to be honest i believe in no sex before marriage but obviously have urges so im really looking for someone to trust to help me till then

im looking to do lots of owo deepthroat and deepfrench kissing having a really fun time

also could you wear something of my taste

i live in northampton just 40minutes direct train from euston and just 2 minutes from junction 15 off m1 and looking for an outcall to my residence for monday morning please

please do txt me incase im with family my number is ???????????

i hope i have been polite and well mannered in this email however if i have done anything to offend you in this email then please do accept my apologies

hope to hear from you soon

yours sincerely
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7457 on: 17 July 2015, 06:38:34 pm »
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We are shooting a porn movie and we are looking for an escort who can play a role in our porn movie that we are shooting. We will pay you ?9,400 up front and the other ?9,400 you will get it when the porn movie is finished. But first we will need to interview you for the role after the interview the next day you will be doing the porn movie role. Depending on the things you can do the more money you will get paid.


Someone wants a freebie with all the trimmings!

...Perhaps this should be a warning too?
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7458 on: 17 July 2015, 08:54:12 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 17 July 2015, 10:41:25 am
Quote from: Fabulassie on 17 July 2015, 09:05:43 am
Quote from: Erotic Flower on 15 July 2015, 05:07:23 pm
hi
have you done them below
do you do piss fart and poo just want to see it
no sex
no dirty thing
i am 24
Italian
thanks
 how sad !!!!!

I got that text - or one very similar - over a year ago. I remember especially "no dirty thing" after talk about watching me poo.
I had the exact same thing including the no dirty thing but via email.

I've had the no dirty thing one by text and in an email.

*looks smug*
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Secret-Whore

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7459 on: 17 July 2015, 09:17:00 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 17 July 2015, 03:55:46 pm
Quote from: Secret-Whore on 17 July 2015, 01:55:28 pm
I got an email from an idiot 'curious to discover the body of a black woman. Ignoring the strange othering of my race, I responded with my free days as requested. After checking that I'm 'completely disease and infection free' he sends me this in response to me asking when he wants to set up a meeting for:
'This could be seen as an unnecessary expense. Why should I pick you? What makes you special?'

Erm, he fucking messaged me and asked to meet me? I didn't respond to an RB or beg him to meet me. Cunt and a half. I responded quite rudely although I shouldn't have :/

Ewwwwwwwww. I hate all the weird stuff men say in regards to my race e.g. 'I really want to fuck an Asian girl tonight' lol wow good for you. 'Discover the body of a black woman' like... it's a land to be conquered.

Exactly! It makes my skin crawl. 'I've never been with a black/Asian woman'. It's exactly the same! We have two breasts and a vagina too. It's just latent racism making it feel different.
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7460 on: 18 July 2015, 12:09:59 am »
Text today, paraphrased: "Can I spit on your face for 30 minutes. No sex."
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7461 on: 18 July 2015, 10:12:58 am »
Best message ever today "Weird tattoo you'd be quite fit without it". Charming!
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foxy roxy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7462 on: 18 July 2015, 12:04:14 pm »
Quote from: Secret-Whore on 17 July 2015, 01:55:28 pm
I got an email from an idiot 'curious to discover the body of a black woman. Ignoring the strange othering of my race, I responded with my free days as requested. After checking that I'm 'completely disease and infection free' he sends me this in response to me asking when he wants to set up a meeting for:
'This could be seen as an unnecessary expense. Why should I pick you? What makes you special?'

Erm, he fucking messaged me and asked to meet me? I didn't respond to an RB or beg him to meet me. Cunt and a half. I responded quite rudely although I shouldn't have :/

I'm not a mysterious black or asian beauty ( cringe) but I am an 'older woman' and get this type of thing often. Not sure exactly how they expect me to reply when they proudly announce that they want to 'experience' an older wonam, or worse still, 'try' an older woman. I'm always tempted to say Congratulations sunny Jim, you hit the jackpot lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7463 on: 18 July 2015, 12:22:43 pm »
"POS CODE"
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7464 on: 18 July 2015, 01:27:21 pm »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7465 on: 18 July 2015, 01:29:04 pm »
Quote from: foxy roxy on 18 July 2015, 12:04:14 pm
Quote from: Secret-Whore on 17 July 2015, 01:55:28 pm
I got an email from an idiot 'curious to discover the body of a black woman. Ignoring the strange othering of my race, I responded with my free days as requested. After checking that I'm 'completely disease and infection free' he sends me this in response to me asking when he wants to set up a meeting for:
'This could be seen as an unnecessary expense. Why should I pick you? What makes you special?'

Erm, he fucking messaged me and asked to meet me? I didn't respond to an RB or beg him to meet me. Cunt and a half. I responded quite rudely although I shouldn't have :/

I'm not a mysterious black or asian beauty ( cringe) but I am an 'older woman' and get this type of thing often. Not sure exactly how they expect me to reply when they proudly announce that they want to 'experience' an older wonam, or worse still, 'try' an older woman. I'm always tempted to say Congratulations sunny Jim, you hit the jackpot lol.

I think when guys say 'I want to fuck a [whatever] woman' they reckon it's a compliment. Sorry man, just plain old racism and ageism there.
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cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7466 on: 18 July 2015, 01:33:01 pm »
I like it when they say they want to fuck an older woman. ;D
I accept the compliment with an open purse. ;)

Clients are entitled to be honest about their preferences.
« Last Edit: 18 July 2015, 01:48:50 pm by cheesypeas »
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foxy roxy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7467 on: 18 July 2015, 02:05:00 pm »
Quote from: cheesypeas on 18 July 2015, 01:33:01 pm
I like it when they say they want to fuck an older woman. ;D
I accept the compliment with an open purse. ;)

Clients are entitled to be honest about their preferences.
They sure are, but if they are contacting an older woman, isn't it already obvious thats what they want? They're not exactly gonna contact me, an older female, if they are looking for a young male escort..........then again, with this lot who knows  ;D
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7468 on: 18 July 2015, 06:23:36 pm »
Quote from: cheesypeas on 18 July 2015, 01:33:01 pm
I like it when they say they want to fuck an older woman. ;D
I accept the compliment with an open purse. ;)

Clients are entitled to be honest about their preferences.

Sure, but not to the point of opening their correspondence with it. I definitely think it's gross when guys tell me their preference for Asian girls.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7469 on: 19 July 2015, 10:06:07 am »
Just picked up the phone and he asked if I was available, IMMEDIATELY followed by that ominous slapping sound of 'beating the gopher' and I am just cracking up laughing.

Who said this job wasn't THE best comedy going sometimes.  ;D

Delighted his Sunday morning wank is sorted. I must look better in those pics than I thought I did  ;D (At least I prefer that option to being 'I'm the only silly bitch to answer the phone before 10am on a Sunday!)  :-X

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