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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7425 on: 10 July 2015, 03:54:32 pm »
caller " give me your address"
me, are you making a booking?
caller I don't know "
 "I will give address to guys making genuine bookings"
caller where are you?
 me .. area stated..
 caller I might call back later
me.. whatever !!  ::)
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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7426 on: 13 July 2015, 04:10:26 pm »
5 times in less than half an hour.
"Free?"
Plus 3 missed calls and a voice mail in the same time frame from the same guy demanding to know why I never answer my phone...

Sent back my standard reply "No, im quite expensive" and blocked. Can't stand one word texts or people who think I have no other clients or a life.... Grrr! 

 


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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7427 on: 13 July 2015, 04:17:44 pm »
Just had a no show whose excuse was 'I lost track of time, got stuck at work.' Eh?! So he just forgot?
« Last Edit: 13 July 2015, 07:22:36 pm by Lucie268 »
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7428 on: 13 July 2015, 05:38:26 pm »
Him:Hi,When can I book you?
Me:Well when do you want to book me?
Him:When you are quiet.
Me:Do you have a time in mind?
Him:Well when you aren't busy.
Me:That's not how it works.You let me know a time and day you would like and I say yay or nay.So when do you want?
Him:I don't know
Me:Well only ring when you do know!
 :FF
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7429 on: 13 July 2015, 07:12:10 pm »
Quote from: thehappyhooker on 13 July 2015, 04:10:26 pm
5 times in less than half an hour.
"Free?"
Plus 3 missed calls and a voice mail in the same time frame from the same guy demanding to know why I never answer my phone...

Sent back my standard reply "No, im quite expensive" and blocked. Can't stand one word texts or people who think I have no other clients or a life.... Grrr!

I'd have replied "Nelson Mandela?" but my sarcasm usually just brings back "??" or "Wot?"
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7430 on: 13 July 2015, 09:50:37 pm »
hahaha kay that did make me properly laugh out loud!
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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7431 on: 13 July 2015, 10:27:50 pm »
Quote from: KayHerts on 13 July 2015, 07:12:10 pm
Quote from: thehappyhooker on 13 July 2015, 04:10:26 pm
5 times in less than half an hour.
"Free?"
Plus 3 missed calls and a voice mail in the same time frame from the same guy demanding to know why I never answer my phone...

Sent back my standard reply "No, im quite expensive" and blocked. Can't stand one word texts or people who think I have no other clients or a life.... Grrr!

I'd have replied "Nelson Mandela?" but my sarcasm usually just brings back "??" or "Wot?"


Excellent come back!
Have to try singing that if he calls again...
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7432 on: 14 July 2015, 12:32:51 am »
foolishly switched my phone on while chilling on the sofa with the thick of it box set among the usual texts was

"yo, tits.. can i"


i replied (foolishly, thanks malcolm) fuck off you fucking twat before blocking the number!
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Emma_C

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7433 on: 14 July 2015, 11:30:21 am »
Got asked to do 1 hour of rimming..email was sent through...guess where? Time waster central [aw] sent at 02.26

Emma i am in _____ and i require an hour of rimming if you could do this that would be great. I am squeeky clean and i am all smooth and clean and i like to wear a jockstrap and metal cock ring during the session. The only problem is that my son sits up till late about 3pm i live in a bungalow and i cant do this untill he goes to bed i have to be discreet i hope you understand i like to do this late at night it's more exciting too. I hope you understand the situation. xx

Thank You Kind Regards ... danny xx

They are quite amusing some of these time wasters..have filed his email in my idiots folder  ;D
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7434 on: 14 July 2015, 02:45:07 pm »
What's with all the deaf guys who text? I've had a dozen texts off a guy.... The exact same text, in all caps I WANT TO DO SEXY WITH YOU HOW MUCH FOR SEXY WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS?

I'm sure there are legitimately deaf punters but I only seem to hear from the ones who sound insane.
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Marianne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7435 on: 14 July 2015, 03:26:32 pm »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 14 July 2015, 02:45:07 pm
What's with all the deaf guys who text? I've had a dozen texts off a guy.... The exact same text, in all caps I WANT TO DO SEXY WITH YOU HOW MUCH FOR SEXY WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS?

I'm sure there are legitimately deaf punters but I only seem to hear from the ones who sound insane.

I had a reasonable sounding deaf guy texting me last week but no booking as yet! Also a first time punter who actually turned up and seemed believable as a first time punter!!!!!!!!!!!! Never would have thought it!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7436 on: 15 July 2015, 12:09:45 pm »
Someone responded to my missed call auto reply with this (corrected the spelling):

"I'm so horny I dunno which girl you are so difficult to get a girl. it's easier on street help me out if you're a happy easy going girl I just want to play with you lick you for hour or two been on sniff my dick wont get hard for anyone so I won't be having you unless you're a magician"

Politely informed anyone on drugs will be turned away. I found it a bit funny hahaha!
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7437 on: 15 July 2015, 05:07:23 pm »
hi
have you done them below
do you do piss fart and poo just want to see it
no sex
no dirty thing
i am 24
Italian
thanks
 how sad !!!!!
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sultress000

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7438 on: 15 July 2015, 06:19:54 pm »
Hi xxx, xxx here hope your well would you be interested in coming over for a nights shooting with my .22 riffle iv got it set up perfect now and am having a lot of success rabbit shooting,the field is literally the other side of the stone wall you drove down when you came last we could do a bit in the evening and later in the dark if you want with the lamp,I think you'd enjoy it.
 xx
« Last Edit: 15 July 2015, 06:22:37 pm by sultress000 »
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sultress000

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7439 on: 15 July 2015, 06:21:51 pm »
Above message sent from a guy who at our previous(and only) booking asked me to tell him what I would say to the rabbit as I looked at it before pulling the trigger....
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