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Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7350 on: 11 June 2015, 09:48:28 pm »
Quote from: victoryrose on 11 June 2015, 09:46:34 pm
Quote from: Hadley on 11 June 2015, 09:32:23 pm
Tony Cometupucha

Absolutely top quality comedy gold.  ;D

I'm guessing he means Tony Come-put-it-up-ya

xxx
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7351 on: 11 June 2015, 11:56:28 pm »
Quote from: Hadley on 11 June 2015, 09:32:23 pm
I know this isn't the world's worst, but just set my teeth on edge. Made up name anybody?

Also why would I possibly want to see anyone with a "spicy chorizo" for a dick.

Hi my love

my name is Tony Cometupucha I am a very sexy hot/caliente Spanish Latin male with a very nice and spicy/naughty chorizo //// arriba !!!
Also a good salsa/ dancer that likes to perform amateur striptease for horny pretty ladies like yourself
I love role play and to have very sexy naughty time....

please let me know your availability and location and if you have a mobile number to contact you more directly
Do you meet with couples or small party swingers?

love and naughty xxxx

Tony Cometupucha
That has to be a joke, I love it x
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foxylady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7352 on: 12 June 2015, 07:49:45 pm »
OMG........I got the same/similar message, I assumed it was from a girl, and said "on no sorry, I'm straight"

she said "I'm a man"

Yes, I'm going to share my hard earned cash with someone else, who wouldn't be able to get work himself unless going for the gay client, he said "oh no, I don't want paying, I just want the experience before I can branch out on my own".

Yeah, good luck with that then!
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7353 on: 13 June 2015, 01:48:19 am »
great, another wanting to be pals

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Hello. Really love ur pic's. Your very sexy and love to see. There is no-where else to go for sex and been on aw for years now with my profile.

Would love to even go out with you first to meet up with you socially first that would be amazing.

Love to hear back from you so much. I have a profile too.

 x x x x


i reply with rates on my profile etc...

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Hello. If this isn't an automatic reply?

Would you go out with me, please...maybe first for a drink / coffee socially so you can meet me and we can see each other.

I fancy you from your pictures very very much.

Please say you'll see me sometime soon.

I have a profile too, so you can see me.

 x x x x

again, i reply that a social meet is fine, but he is paying for my time and not what we decide to do during the booking....

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Im hoping it's cheaper just to socially meet up with you because im not touching or asking for any services from you.

Im asking to be a friend but not wanting to be a friend with you forever. Want to go out with you first and if you like me as well as I do, then we could be together so you wouldn't have to do this to earn money as you'd have me.

Please may I come out and see you babes.

 x x x x



thanks but no thanks and this follows

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Ive been out with a couple of women on here, but had to travel and it's a pain. I like having fun also, lol, but never had any sex in 6 years without paying for it.

I would pay you...But im a part-time cleaner on minimum wage due to some fatigue issues I cant work many long hours. So money is something I don't have much of.

Been on match.com for 2 years, nothing happens as women are too conservative (boring)......please may I take you out first. Like you very very much so please x x x x

I have whatsapp on my phone or if it's easier emailing you

 x x x x

aaaand block!
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victoryrose

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7354 on: 13 June 2015, 11:33:01 am »
My Vivastreet experiment is kind of a disaster. I'm the first result on the first Google result for escorts in my city, and all it's bringing me is some of the absolute worst timewasters you can imagine. I can't even begin to describe what I've been dealing with, and the ad hasn't even been up for 24 hours. Thank god I'm not yet paying for it, doubt I ever will if this doesn't improve.  >:(
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7355 on: 13 June 2015, 01:28:59 pm »
Same with me VR. The one genuine booking I did get from my trial explained that he had adult security settings on his phone as his son used it. I sort of get the impression that 'serious' punters will use AW etc., whereas Vivastreet attracts more general browsers. Hence the stupid questions and timewasters.
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The_Lynx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7356 on: 13 June 2015, 05:13:59 pm »
Not really a stupid email/inquiry per se, but...

A guy I've seen once before and completely didn't click with asked for a 5 hour meet on Sunday. Nope, nope, nope. ;D
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cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7357 on: 13 June 2015, 05:40:01 pm »
'ur good looken an ur british makes a change'
Didn't try to book...a speech, a greeting or compliment? ???
« Last Edit: 13 June 2015, 05:43:11 pm by cheesypeas »
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victoryrose

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7358 on: 13 June 2015, 07:59:44 pm »
Quote from: KayHerts on 13 June 2015, 01:28:59 pm
Same with me VR. The one genuine booking I did get from my trial explained that he had adult security settings on his phone as his son used it. I sort of get the impression that 'serious' punters will use AW etc., whereas Vivastreet attracts more general browsers. Hence the stupid questions and timewasters.

Absolutely, only just hit the 24 hour mark and I think one more day of this will be enough. ::) To think that appearing first was a good thing!
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7359 on: 14 June 2015, 12:23:25 pm »
Text today.
You working, how much?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7360 on: 14 June 2015, 12:25:47 pm »
Quote from: cheesypeas on 13 June 2015, 05:40:01 pm
'ur good looken an ur british makes a change'
Didn't try to book...a speech, a greeting or compliment? ???
When I get guys who say this to me they never make a booking because they usually haven't read anything off my ads!
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cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7361 on: 14 June 2015, 12:29:29 pm »
Yes I agree Red. I think social media maybe has crippled their
capacity to read anything more than 6 words long.
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LAC-xox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7362 on: 14 June 2015, 05:32:13 pm »
Message on adultwork...
"Hey babe am in blackpool next weekend wondering if ud be up for meetin in McDonald's for a quick suck in the toilet"
What possesses these men?!  :o
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7363 on: 14 June 2015, 05:36:48 pm »
Quote from: LAC-xox on 14 June 2015, 05:32:13 pm
Message on adultwork...
"Hey babe am in blackpool next weekend wondering if ud be up for meetin in McDonald's for a quick suck in the toilet"
What possesses these men?!  :o
If you can't do it I will, oh the glamour! X
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7364 on: 14 June 2015, 08:45:10 pm »
Today I travelled for hours and when I arrived at my hotel and turned on my phone, I had several messages from someone saying that they'd really like to meet me but they don't know where I am.

My profile is pretty specific, right down to the nearest tube stop.
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