An absolute cracker of a message this morning...

hi beautiful

i am 34, handsome male, athletic body and i live in Athens in Greece in a very modern stylish 4 bedroom house. i have recently moved to Athens from London

let me know if you want to holiday in Athens. i am on whatsapp, skype and facetime. my skype is: viki.19822

this is an all expenses covered holidays proposal. but you can also choose to live with me full time

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common questions and answers ....

question: please book me first or chat to me in my room

answer: NO i wont book you or chat to you in your room as this proposal is not an excuse for your business. i can meet you outside in public in a restaurant. i can also chat to you on webcam using NORMAL skype or iphone facetime or whatsapp


question: you are just looking for a free chat ....

answer: i am a man of very few words and who ever has spoken to me can testify that i don't ever talk sex on phone. i believe sex is to be done not discussed

 

Yeah sure I'll just pack my bags and move to Athens with you on the off chance that you might pay me something  what annoyed me most was the "common questions and answers ", how condescending 

Quote from: Exotic flower on 01 June 2015, 02:40:45 pm

you do have, I must say, the most alluring, cock-stiffening, suckable, juicy, beautiful, womanly, sexy, succulent breasts I?ve ever laid eyes on, and may I compliment you on the prettiest face I would love to hold, kiss, caress and worship.

The next time I?m travelling to London, if you are free I would love to arrange a 2 or 3 hour meeting with you, if you would like to see me? I will, of course, give you plenty of notice.

If we arrange to meet, most of that time together will be spent feeling your wet lips and tongue toying, kissing, licking and sucking on the engorged head and shaft of my 7? inch cock fat cock and you holding your exquisite breasts, wrapping them around my cock, tit-fucking me into monumental orgasms. Don?t worry, I don?t get to have all the fun... in fact, I promise to take you to heaven. You are quite simply stunning and beautiful... a rare a wondrous mature woman at the peak of your sexuality.

You think you?ve met some boob men; I?m absolutely sure you have but you have not met me. You have a very good idea of what ?tit-sex? is about but you don?t know what body-quivering, intense-orgasmic, TRUE breast worship is really like because I am one of only a handful of men in the world that represent the tiniest minority who intuitively know that a woman?s breasts are the seat of where monumental, unbelievable orgasms begin.

In me you will find the essence of what truly makes a man obsessed with breasts. Breasts are my obsession, an obsession, love and hobby I have honed over many years of breast worship. If we meet, it is guaranteed I will take you to heaven with my unique breast adoration and worship that you have never experienced before and will make juices ooze from your pussy as your body shudders in sheer ecstasy. My expertise will contract your areolae, producing more Montgomery tubercles on your nipples of your perfect breasts than you have ever experienced in your life.

I have learned the art of how to touch, caress, kiss, play and suck a woman?s breasts for hours without causing any soreness. If anything you will be asking me for more and when I make you squirt hot juices from your pussy from my breast play. Even if you have never squirted before, you will do if you meet me.

If you are already an accomplished squirter, prepare for multiple-squirting-orgasms. And when you squirt, there is nowhere else I would like the jets of your womanly, wet sex juice spraying and squirting all over my cock and in my mouth.

I would love to unload all an ungodly geyser of cum over your heavenly tetas and lick every drop of my spunk off your enormous, goddess like tits.

If this doesn?t sound like something you would enjoy, you?re in the wrong business, angel. I hope you like the sound of what I?ve described ? and I promise you, it merely touches the tip of the iceberg. I do hope that we can arrange a meeting so we can change each other?s lives into pure Bohemian, Utopian, euphoria for a few hours.

Oh that last paragraph!! Patronising little shit!!
(not to mention the vomit-inducing 'erotic' essay!)

Wow. An email from the great uncle that sits you on his knee and tells you you're "coming along nicely".

I've had two time wasters this week ugh

One called and sounded genuine enough until he found out that I've had previous clients. He wanted someone new so he could take advantage of them I reckon! And there was no way I was going to let on that he would have infact been my first client!

Another sent me message after message asking about my services, when its on my profile! And never called to make the 4pm booking he was after

God help us 

WTF !

this one texted this morning, and wont ever get hold of me again!
"hi babe you good at blow jobs? coz if you are I will be your regular
"how many times can u make me cum in a 30 min booking?"
 I didn't bother replying to any of his dumb messages as I have now deactivated the account and got rid of the old phone number 

I've been way from escorting for a year due to illness, just got myself sorted and popped a new AW profile up ... first message I get is 2000+ words (I shit you not) from someone claiming to offer a 35k monthly salary, with the most ridiculous list of rules about How To Spend it. Oh and a very generous week's holiday every three months.  That laugh was worth waiting for.

PLEASE-OH-PLEASE share this!!!!

he has a reverse booking up for the same thing.  ?6000 a month "wage" i think it was with a card to be topped up with ?35k to be spent on nice things.  the wage was for rent and bills etc, but you were to spoil yourself on the card hahahaha.  was a VERY wordy RB too.

Quote from: AliceRed on 09 June 2015, 03:59:34 pm

I've been way from escorting for a year due to illness, just got myself sorted and popped a new AW profile up ... first message I get is 2000+ words (I shit you not) from someone claiming to offer a 35k monthly salary, with the most ridiculous list of rules about How To Spend it. Oh and a very generous week's holiday every three months.  That laugh was worth waiting for.

PLEASE-OH-PLEASE share this!!!!