I cringed in pain while reading that. Ugh.

It made me physically shudder I can't imagine anything more cringeworthy than a meet with him.

Hands up who else is 'in the wrong business' .

Just had a cracker girls. 

Guy phones.  He wants to book me from 10.30am-5pm tomorrow.  When I arrive at the hotel I'll be required to go through a metal detector for ''his safety'' to make sure I'm not carrying anything (hotels in Edinburgh with metal detectors on the doors? That's a new one on me).

My rates are different from ''his rates'', and he quotes a figure he's going to pay me which is basically double my hourly rate for that time.

He can't give me his hotel details just now, of course, because he's waiting for confirmation himself - in Edinburgh they don't normally like you landing a private plane before 10am - so he's waiting to hear that he is being allowed to land.

I think he wins my fantasist of the week award.

I cringed in pain while reading that. Ugh.

yes me too, I havnt even replied , how dare I not !!!!

Semi-poetic fantasist/timewaster:

If economically, I could travel to you, I prostrate before your royal feet,
I kneel before your imperial presence and I would be slave forever and
always, even to the smallest of your hairs, Oh, Goddesses Divine

Sometimes I imagined women (including dolls, fembots, gimbots, transsexuals who are now women, etc.) as almighty, including magical powers. Able to be giants, to lengthen each and every one of their hairs, moving them as arms
and legs, moving hairs, to take with them what they want, as if they were strings, to tie, to enslave all the infinite.

got this from a guy with a hidden profile hmmmm, i totally should take him up on it!

Hi I'm looking to get into this line of business and teaming up with a girl doing couples sessions and 3 some sessions would you be interested x

I'm not impressed with Vivastreet so far. Loads of messages but only 1 actual booking.
Today's made me furious:
Wants an outcall to a hotel on Weds at 10pm but I say I'm not going to start an outcall so late, so says he'll come for an incall instead and mentions he likes to cross dress. I offer him a 6pm booking but don't get a response. On Wednesday at 3.30 I get an email asking for my address so I tell him he never got back to me so I haven't booked him in (I don't take same day bookings). He rebooks for today at 5.30pm. Texts to confirm in the morning, then texts at 3.20 asking to move it to 6pm. I say sure. He texts at 5.50 to say he's here. I give him the apartment number but ask him not to buzz til 6 as I'm not quite ready. At 5 past 6 still nothyng so I text saying to buzz when he's ready. He buzzes and I let him in. Stand by the apartment door waiting and waiting and... waiting. No one appears. I ring him and he says he was hoping I'd come down to meet him. I say he really needs to come up to the top floor as that's where the apartment is. He says ok. Guess what? No further contact. I sent a pleasant message asking him if anythyng was the matter - no response. I rang several tymes and he keeps cutting me off. I'm afraid I sent an angry one after that telling me he owes me ?120.
 I had another offer from someone who used to be a regular and I turned him down as I was already booked by this fucking time-waster.
  I'm so angry I could poop.