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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7260 on: 21 May 2015, 11:55:35 am »
Text at 00.16 today

Hello Helen I am looking for help to get a young girl I know into the game but need female help. can pay well


I have no words... :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7261 on: 21 May 2015, 12:05:22 pm »
Received this message today:

I would like to book you for an hours meeting. Your price is way too high for what I want. I want to explore the following normal services and these include owo cim anal nothing strange just these services. I will book for an hour but what is important to me is chatting. Services will not take up the whole hour maybe only 30 minutes so I will only pay you for services as the rest of the time will be easy for you. If your services are good I am willing to pay you ?30 for the hour. I want to make this a regular thing. Let me know what you think

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It looks like the same guy as sienna's one :)

Lol I had this exact message on aw few days ago. Didn't even bother to respond, I seem to be getting alot of copy and paste idiots lately.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7262 on: 21 May 2015, 01:20:45 pm »
Had this email -

''U gd at ticklin'

 ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7263 on: 21 May 2015, 01:43:57 pm »
I had a really really long email today. He really rambled on throughout it so I'll just point out bits:

Him: hi darling, I'm looking for normal services like oral, and anal sex. Not like a 'fuck and go'. I find it important to chat and get to know each other. I pay for services rather than time. So I will pay ?30 per appointment, so for example if it's an hour booking we will be doing something for 30 mins and the other 30 mins just chatting....sometimes I will just book a shorter booking but will still pay the same, ?30 (lucky me!!).
It's ?30 for the first meet because I just want to chat and get to know you. I like to only see 1 girl so will only book you for now on. My logic is the better you treat me the better I treat you.
I'm not expecting wonders on the first appointment, just the basic things Gfe,oral And anal.
After that if you like me I will pay you  fixed price of ?450 per appointment  ::) (Didn't you just say about booking again for a shorter booking and it still being ?30??)
The appointment will last 3 hours or even if it's just 2 hours I will still pay ?450 as its a fixed price per meet... What are your thoughts? Xxx

Well....  ???

Does he really expect girls to believe he will come back and pay ?450. How ridiculous is that. I told him why don't you just save the ?450 and pay my FIXED RATES.. Ohh that's right because you have no intentions of coming back and your trying to get bookings for 30 quid. Good luck with that!!!

Yep, he's doing the rounds!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7264 on: 21 May 2015, 01:44:45 pm »
Had this email -

''U gd at ticklin'

 ???

He has a tickling fetish.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7265 on: 21 May 2015, 03:08:44 pm »
Had this email -

''U gd at ticklin'

 ???

He has a tickling fetish.

I could never do a tickling booking. I have had a couple of clients do it a little trying to be cute but I absolutely HATE being tickled.

Anyway, lovely booking request this morning:

"Hi im wanting a lady who has a partner or bf that spunks inside u so i can lick u out clean pay ?4oo if u can help"

It hurt me just having to retype that text speak!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7266 on: 21 May 2015, 03:22:06 pm »
Received this message today:

I would like to book you for an hours meeting. Your price is way too high for what I want. I want to explore the following normal services and these include owo cim anal nothing strange just these services. I will book for an hour but what is important to me is chatting. Services will not take up the whole hour maybe only 30 minutes so I will only pay you for services as the rest of the time will be easy for you. If your services are good I am willing to pay you ?30 for the hour. I want to make this a regular thing. Let me know what you think

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It looks like the same guy as sienna's one :)

Lol I had this exact message on aw few days ago. Didn't even bother to respond, I seem to be getting alot of copy and paste idiots lately.

That does sound like a similar message to mine.. If it's the same guy he's obviously doing the rounds and trying his luck. My email was really long rambling on about how 'his rates' are fixed. Sorry mate but so are mine! >:(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7267 on: 23 May 2015, 06:36:13 pm »
The idiots are out in force today. Another one:

Hi. I'm new on this profile but know the ropes lol.
Would you like to exchange escort feedback on here? It's easy to do and no one can tell it's fake. I just put in a booking for yesterday and you confirm it and then write nice feedback.
If guys see you booked a recent escort meet it makes them want to see you more
Mark
Xxx
I had an idiot even send a message on adultwork saying we could do fake feedback for each other I just blocked him!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7268 on: 23 May 2015, 08:16:17 pm »
The idiots are out in force today. Another one:

Hi. I'm new on this profile but know the ropes lol.
Would you like to exchange escort feedback on here? It's easy to do and no one can tell it's fake. I just put in a booking for yesterday and you confirm it and then write nice feedback.
If guys see you booked a recent escort meet it makes them want to see you more
Mark
Xxx
I had an idiot even send a message on adultwork saying we could do fake feedback for each other I just blocked him!

Yeah I get this constantly.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7269 on: 24 May 2015, 02:39:14 pm »
Hi so this is what I desire and it's totally genuine...I want you to hit my Cock hard with a hammer!
I will leave the hammer on my floor. The door will be open I will wait in a chair naked.
You enter my flat and then proceed to hit my cock hard with a hammer??? Very hard?!!
What are your thoughts x


As I am absolutely in the mood at the moment to hit someone hard in the cock with a hammer I might just take him up on it  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7270 on: 24 May 2015, 02:53:53 pm »
I said to someone the other day that I never really get the type of callers that just want to talk about services non-stop.

I clearly jinxed myself! 3 so far today... last one claimed to want a couple booking and then proceeded to try to get me to talk about what I would do to her.

Asked about rimming, me: 'no, I don't offer it' then he asked if I would do it if he paid more, to which I said more forcefully 'no. I don't offer it'. Money is no object when you're never actually going to pay for anything and 'no' doesn't go down so well when you're trying to have a wank!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7271 on: 24 May 2015, 03:10:20 pm »
Hi so this is what I desire and it's totally genuine...I want you to hit my Cock hard with a hammer!
I will leave the hammer on my floor. The door will be open I will wait in a chair naked.
You enter my flat and then proceed to hit my cock hard with a hammer??? Very hard?!!
What are your thoughts x


As I am absolutely in the mood at the moment to hit someone hard in the cock with a hammer I might just take him up on it  ;D

Might be genuine. I got paid ?100 to kick a guy in the balls for 45 minutes (with breaks). He wanted me to wear my biggest shoes and really go for it. I fucked up my ankle being too aggressive, but it was great stress relief!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7272 on: 24 May 2015, 03:12:49 pm »
Hi so this is what I desire and it's totally genuine...I want you to hit my Cock hard with a hammer!
I will leave the hammer on my floor. The door will be open I will wait in a chair naked.
You enter my flat and then proceed to hit my cock hard with a hammer??? Very hard?!!
What are your thoughts x


As I am absolutely in the mood at the moment to hit someone hard in the cock with a hammer I might just take him up on it  ;D

Might be genuine. I got paid ?100 to kick a guy in the balls for 45 minutes (with breaks). He wanted me to wear my biggest shoes and really go for it. I fucked up my ankle being too aggressive, but it was great stress relief!

Yep, I woke up to this one this morning, too.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7273 on: 25 May 2015, 06:38:54 pm »
Got this text yesterday,
Hi, do you take any appointments tomorrow around 11am? I have a feet licking fetish and can I smoke weed with you? I'll provide all the weed and we can chill. I'll pay probs ?50 but it will go over 15 minutes defiantly, sorry I'm knocking down your rates you are worth every penny you charge but this will be a chill out for you as well, we can get in the zone and jam.

 ???what is jam?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7274 on: 25 May 2015, 06:54:32 pm »
he may bring a set of musical instruments to rip some beats to.. :)
or just chat babbling shit while toking ;)
« Last Edit: 25 May 2015, 06:58:37 pm by cheesypeas »
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