The hardest part of this job for me isn't the actual service provision (though I don't particularly enjoy that), it's dealing with all the enquiries. If someone else could take over the phone and email, my life would be so much more serene. I don't know how many f*cking idiots a woman is supposed to be able to put up with and still manage to hang on to her sanity. Just when I think men can't get any stupider (is that a word?) or more inconsiderate, along comes another one that makes me roll my eyes to the heavens in disbelief.
Some of my pet hates/peaves are when they ask for all my details despite them being emblazoned across my AW profile and my website. They never READ. Some days I don't have the patience to go through it all again, so I tell them to go read my profile and then phone me back, which they rarely do. Which is fine, because if a man can't be bothered to read my details to learn what I do and don't do, etc, then he is potentially unsafe, or at the very least, just a callous pain in the arse.
Another thing that annoys the hell out of me is men's perception of our financial status. 1) They presume we're all rich. They seem to think that because we're escorts, we are capable of and quite happy seeing an unlimited number of customers. 2) They presume it's acceptable to ask for discounts, since we're rich. When they do that, I ask them would have the cheek to ask their barber, decorator or other service provider for a discount. 3) They have no problem asking me how many customers I see per week (ie, "How much money do you make?") and how much rent I pay. Seriously! You wouldn't ask your driving instructor or waiter or doctor how much money they make and what they pay for rent, so why do they presume it's ok to ask us??
Oi veh. I need a cuppa now
