Quote from: Hadley on 05 May 2015, 10:05:40 pm

Well I have one that belongs on the exact opposite thread....how not to get to get a client, world championships.

A nice gent texted me today to say he'd love to meet me and gave me all his details. He also said that he was feeling very nervous and hoped I could put him at ease.

I texted back to say "Don't worry I really want to put a smile on your face" which my stupid autocorrect changed to "Don't worry, I really want to put a snail on your face".

Needless to say I didn't hear back  wonder why xx

Wouldn't it have been worse if he was into that and expecting it 

Ha! Yes you can bet that amongst all the weird and wonderful fetishes out there there'll be someone that's into snail porn 

The neighbours will never notice him leading in a blindfolded hooker! 

The neighbours will never notice him leading in a blindfolded hooker! 

Maybe he was planning on going and blindfolding all the neighbours first and then leading in the blindfolded hooker...

Yeah I need to stop watching Criminal Minds:(((

I've just had something similar.

Guy calls for an outcall for in half an hours time (!)  He says he lives near a certain landmark and will pick me up there 'and take you back to mine'.  I say no sorry, for safety reasons it doesn't work like that, you would give me your name and address and I'd come to you.  Then he says 'But I live in a golf club so I don't want to give the building address'.  By now my spidey senses are tingling, but I said, I'm happy to delete your details from my phone in front of you at the end of the booking, but I do need them to know where I'm going.

Then he says he'll text them.  What he actually texts is 'Sorry but I'll have to cancel.  Sorry for wasting time'  Prick! 

texter . could *we* reduce the price of your rate if I take pics for your private gallery?
no please look elsewhere as we are not having a booking ..

Got an email from a guy yesterday, conversation went back and forward (nothing to get my TW radar going).  This morning he got back to me and said we could go to such and such a hotel.  I said yes.

Then he responds that we could meet at a well known park (happens to be a rape and mugging hot spot actually) and go there together.  I respond no, I'd meet him at the hotel.  He replies sorry, I want to meet you before paying for the hotel.

So I've to go to a public park in the dark and hang around waiting for someone who may or may not turn up, then may or may not stop, then may or may not want to take me to a hotel.   I don't fucking think so!

Hello simple do u do proper otk spanking on trousers pants and bare like the ones you use to get from mums auntsy etc

that was the content of an email I received today ! 

It's always freaked me out how some peoples parents would smack a child's bum. Of course smacking a child anyway I disagree with, but why a sexual body part, why not an arm

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