''Fancy a fuck for an iphone 4, I just got an upgrade''

Dear Lord! I've been offered an iPhone 4, but the bit about him having upgraded wasn't brought up.

If he had, I'd have been tempted to reply "Naw... perfectly happy with my brand-new Samsung Galaxy Note over here. LOL at your iPhone."

Quote from: Curvygal on 30 April 2015, 09:24:19 pm

''Fancy a fuck for an iphone 4, I just got an upgrade''

Dear Lord! I've been offered an iPhone 4, but the bit about him having upgraded wasn't brought up.

If he had, I'd have been tempted to reply "Naw... perfectly happy with my brand-new Samsung Galaxy Note over here. LOL at your iPhone."

I know what a charmer eh? I now have a note on my profile about not exchanging goods and services!

I know this happens all the time to I expect all of you but it REALLY pisses me off....

They call, all nice and polite, genuine sounding and you agree a time and date and THEN they ask how much it'll be, you tell them and they just hang up!

It's so bloody rude. Surely if they haven't managed to see my rates despite them being clear on all my advertising and on website and they have a budget they'd ask that first?!

And because they just hang up I can't tell them they are rude idiots! Grrrr.
They get saved as Tosspot or similar in my phone so they can't do it again!

rant over.

What use is someone else's iPhone? I mean, you can buy them used and they'll be unlocked and presumably working. But iPhones lock to the first network you put a SIM for in and for all we know these things are stolen or something. If someone were to offer me a phone and I was actually wanting one I would still have to do a lot of looking it over to make sure it was suitable. I'd have to put my SIM in and check it and perhaps my SIM isn't the right size... just a stupid fucking fuss for all that.

That's the first thing I thought, not that I'd ever have agreed to it anyway but if you did all they then have to do is report it stolen, they get a replacement and you have a phone that's hot and locked down that you're going to get arrested if you try and sell or get unlocked.

If I wanted an iphone I'd rather have the cash and buy my own!

I know this happens all the time to I expect all of you but it REALLY pisses me off....

They call, all nice and polite, genuine sounding and you agree a time and date and THEN they ask how much it'll be, you tell them and they just hang up!

It's so bloody rude. Surely if they haven't managed to see my rates despite them being clear on all my advertising and on website and they have a budget they'd ask that first?!

And because they just hang up I can't tell them they are rude idiots! Grrrr.
They get saved as Tosspot or similar in my phone so they can't do it again!

rant over.

Or they make the booking and then start asking what services they'll be getting...

Another one for the history books:

GUY:  Are you busy just now xxxx?
ME:  I am at the moment yeah
GUY:  That's good.  I am burning real beech logs over here, what a waste of good wood x

I never answered, because I honestly couldn't think of one.  Is that some sort of metaphor?

a gamekeeper or country squire perhaps?

So i am a big burd, right! And today I had a client who said "sorry just need to ensure you are not a drug user, so need to look for track marks" lol I seriously burst out laughing at the guy and once he was satisfied handed him his money back and wished him a good weekend.

No! Never

An American client ask if I was doing this of my own free will.
I said, ' If I was being forced, would I tell you?'
He said 'No I suppose not'
He shut up and got his cock out.