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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7155 on: 28 April 2015, 03:26:59 pm »
I had a caller wanting to come, all the way from east London , he wanted to know the train route  times and details more than  what he wanted to discuss in the booking !
He asked for lift from my nearest station , in the end I asked him to find someone nearer he was really getting on my nerves
I do not work for London underground I told him! :FF
I had one yesterday who wanted to know what buses come to where I live. Not so bad but he asked my rates (on all my ads) and I asked if he'd read my ad and he said yes. Then he asked what area I was in, also on my profile. I hung up on him, ignored his calls then he rang me from another number! I just told him as he hadn't read my profile I didn't think he was serious.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7156 on: 28 April 2015, 06:18:44 pm »
I had a caller wanting to come, all the way from east London , he wanted to know the train route  times and details more than  what he wanted to discuss in the booking !
He asked for lift from my nearest station , in the end I asked him to find someone nearer he was really getting on my nerves
I do not work for London underground I told him! :FF
I had one yesterday who wanted to know what buses come to where I live. Not so bad but he asked my rates (on all my ads) and I asked if he'd read my ad and he said yes. Then he asked what area I was in, also on my profile. I hung up on him, ignored his calls then he rang me from another number! I just told him as he hadn't read my profile I didn't think he was serious.
I will tell them I charge extra for London transport and bus route info  lol!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7157 on: 28 April 2015, 08:15:30 pm »
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Subject:    Availability tomorrow

Hey,

I'm trying to arrange a meet for tomorrow evening. Not sure the one I have arranged is going ahead or not so always good to have a plan b.

Wondered if you would be available tomorrow evening and what notice you would need?

Thanks :)

Bloody cheecky or plain idiot.
Just told him no one likes to be plan B or C. Me included.
« Last Edit: 28 April 2015, 08:30:34 pm by hotblondie Bristol »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7158 on: 28 April 2015, 08:21:54 pm »
It's the best thing that he said what was in his banana-head! :D
« Last Edit: 28 April 2015, 08:36:22 pm by cheesypeas »
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7159 on: 28 April 2015, 08:30:46 pm »
true  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7160 on: 28 April 2015, 08:41:51 pm »
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Subject:    Availability tomorrow

Hey,

I'm trying to arrange a meet for tomorrow evening. Not sure the one I have arranged is going ahead or not so always good to have a plan b.

Wondered if you would be available tomorrow evening and what notice you would need?

Thanks :)

I've had that before!  A guy I corresponded with for AGES to get things arranged, he was already starting to do my head in (he asked me if he could book an hour but over 2 days to make it more fun?  I told him yeah but at 2 half hour rates!  Then he asked if he could have a special rate I had running at the time for long bookings pro rata for an hour?  Twat), then the day before the booking he said he had another girl coming over the next day and so 'wouldn't be able to make 2 in two days, but I'm definitely on his hotlist!'

I told him I may be on his hotlist, but he was firmly on my blocked list!  Where he remains to this day.

Plan B indeed!   >:(

Bloody cheecky or plain idiot.
Just told him no one likes to be plan B or C. Me included.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7161 on: 29 April 2015, 11:24:16 am »
Younger-looking fellow (face pic avatar) with charming lines like "I wanna fuck you today" and nickname Homeboy. Yeah, no. >.>

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7162 on: 29 April 2015, 01:25:43 pm »
Younger-looking fellow (face pic avatar) with charming lines like "I wanna fuck you today" and nickname Homeboy. Yeah, no. >.>

No.  Just no!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7163 on: 29 April 2015, 01:50:35 pm »
Second AW message from wannabe photographer...

"I was just wondering if you would like any new images for your self promotion, i have been a photographer for the last 4 years and am looking to help models/escorts etc get more from their advertising via well taken lingerie/topless/boudoir style images, i feel the right images really boost the interest in the page up to getting more work,i am literally only based in sleaford and do photography full time with a studio in my home so have plenty of free time, my rate is just ?45 for 2 hrs shooting, and for that you can have a slection of the images for your promotion and i can happily sign any agreement you bring to waver my rights to use any of the images myself as i am getting paid :) Also if your after some super high quality glamour style cleavge ,topless selfie style shots i am seriously good at that kinda stuff, many regards "

Just the last part made me laugh. If he's so good then why he is having to message girls to try and get work?!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7164 on: 29 April 2015, 04:17:21 pm »
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I want to spend one night with you.
I have some fetishes and I want to know Which ones u supported ?
1.booger & snot in my mouth.
2.hardsport (poo in my mouth and make me eat)
3.very stinky feet (I like to worship your feet while they are very smelly , salty & sweety)
4.faring in my face .
5.squirt in my mouth .
Please answer me completely with details .
contact me via email.
see you soon.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7165 on: 29 April 2015, 06:45:21 pm »
Second AW message from wannabe photographer...

"I was just wondering if you would like any new images for your self promotion, i have been a photographer for the last 4 years and am looking to help models/escorts etc get more from their advertising via well taken lingerie/topless/boudoir style images, i feel the right images really boost the interest in the page up to getting more work,i am literally only based in sleaford and do photography full time with a studio in my home so have plenty of free time, my rate is just ?45 for 2 hrs shooting, and for that you can have a slection of the images for your promotion and i can happily sign any agreement you bring to waver my rights to use any of the images myself as i am getting paid :) Also if your after some super high quality glamour style cleavge ,topless selfie style shots i am seriously good at that kinda stuff, many regards "

Just the last part made me laugh. If he's so good then why he is having to message girls to try and get work?!

I had one like this via email....normally I just ignore them but scary thing about this guy was he sent me photos of other girls to support his claims....faces all fully on show.  Maybe they knew, but who knows?

This is why I'm VERY wary of trusting a photographer.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7166 on: 29 April 2015, 07:02:45 pm »
someone text me "would you do gucci bag for 30 mins"

at first i thought it was something sexual i hadn't heard of yet, like advanced tea bagging
until he called to clarify he meant a gucci bag in exchange for 30 mins  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7167 on: 29 April 2015, 07:11:12 pm »
someone text me "would you do gucci bag for 30 mins"

at first i thought it was something sexual i hadn't heard of yet, like advanced tea bagging
until he called to clarify he meant a gucci bag in exchange for 30 mins  ::)

I got that same guy. He also offered me an iPhone 4 on another occasion. I told him "I do not have sex for phones or handbags. Please stop texting me." So far, he hasn't texted me again.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7168 on: 30 April 2015, 02:48:23 am »
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I want to spend one night with you.
I have some fetishes and I want to know Which ones u supported ?
1.booger & snot in my mouth.
2.hardsport (poo in my mouth and make me eat)
3.very stinky feet (I like to worship your feet while they are very smelly , salty & sweety)
4.faring in my face .
5.squirt in my mouth .
Please answer me completely with details .
contact me via email.
see you soon.

Pass!

He's contacted me before! YUCK to all of the requests  :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7169 on: 30 April 2015, 10:42:30 am »
"Please answer me completely with details."

Could he be any more transparent?!