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poppy14

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7140 on: 25 April 2015, 07:20:08 pm »
How bloody annoying I've had 4 messages today from a fantasist reading this-

Hi there

I know this is probably a long shot. But I am looking to be humiliated and degraded once a week ( no sex) long term. I am looking for a hour of humiliation and I would attend weekly. I cant really pay anything -but would work so hard to make you happy, and cook and clean. I hope we can organise something as you are stunning.I also have a degree in photographic and electronic media (first class BA hone- can prove this) and can make media content for you if Im your slave- run a clips for sale site for you and be your online working drone).


Kind regards

When  I didn't  respond  to the 1st I received another and another and another  then after the 4th i said " im sorry but its a no " and then I received this-

Hi there. Your such a princess. I'm looking to be a cleaning slave once a week to a lady. I can't py anything but will clean really hard. I also have a first I. Media so can Create vid and photography work for you. I can prior my first class media degree

I'm sure I'm not the only one I just think Is he for real do who actually  do things like this in exchange for cleaning  etc? Surely  not. Anyway he just annoyed me I've now blocked him.




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« Last Edit: 25 April 2015, 07:24:33 pm by amy »

curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7141 on: 25 April 2015, 08:32:06 pm »
Hi I have always wanted to fuck a fat bird..  Hung up on him he rang back so I deafened him with my rape alarm lol... Tosser
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7142 on: 26 April 2015, 06:34:58 am »
I got this beauty at 4am, no prior contact, no introduction, just this! :

"OK so I need a lift to Keighley. Want a bj too, willing to pay. Can you do? "

BLOCKED

For some reason I didn't feel like explaining why I'm not getting out of bed at 4am to pick up an obviously wrecked stranger, drive an hours drive to take him home, suck him off, then drive an hours drive back home...
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7143 on: 26 April 2015, 09:10:48 am »
caller put himself on loud speaker sounding really creepy like something out of a late night horror film
"hi can I get a 4 hr. booking. im in the town?"
I felt quite uncomfortable so asked how long he wanted again , then said oh 2 hrs, I said I don't do 4 or 2 hr bookings .
"I need to see you luv"
I cut the call as this is a no go timewaster bad vive  :o

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7144 on: 26 April 2015, 10:56:14 am »
"You want it up the ass?" from text pest
fuck off  from .. me.
"oh come on"   text pest
Ive given your mobile out to loads of other escorts if they want you they will call you, I don't. .. me
 thanku...  text pest
lol  that has to be the thickest person ive ever received a text from  ::)

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7145 on: 26 April 2015, 11:37:14 am »
Hi I have always wanted to fuck a fat bird..  Hung up on him he rang back so I deafened him with my rape alarm lol... Tosser

LOL good action!

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7146 on: 26 April 2015, 11:40:28 am »
First email of the day - obviously trying to tug at my heartstrings for a freebie!

The last email I sent him said I don't send out pictures for privacy and discretion:

No problem, I understand.

I can't help but think that this isn't for you, if the truth be known, and it's just a case of 'needs must' and that your friends, work colleagues and family would be horrified and don't know the circumstances / story behind this.

I believe that you are an honest, sincere, genuine, kind hearted lady with a lot of good qualities and I wouldn't want to be seen to exploit your good nature.

Ideally, I would like a FWB sort of thing and I have the qualities that you would look for in a man + I'm a good cook and I am good with my hands ;-)

How's this for an offer?  I can give you a sensual massage with lavendar oil and baby oil warmed up in my hands and a (female) happy ending and all I would like in return is to cuddle in to your bosom afterwards with some hand relief.

I do miss cuddles, affection and I do have a high libido + I have been told that I got more than my fair share when the willies were dished out!  haha

For all I may be a bit older than you, with age comes experience and wisdom in knowing how to take care of a lady's needs, whims and desires.

I live just down from the Commonwealth Pool in a lovely, cosy flat.

I am open to any suggestions / offers from you, and I hope this finds you well.

Take care - . x


I mean he's offering me a massage - with lavender oil! - how can I refuse girls?  ;D

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7147 on: 26 April 2015, 02:37:06 pm »
Also, how does he know you're doing it because you 'have' to? My friends know what I do, so certainly wouldn't be 'horrified' lol.

Additionally, why bring that up seeing as he's not offering you financial security?

What kind of delusions is he having that any escort would go for that!

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7148 on: 26 April 2015, 02:41:24 pm »
Exactly!  And as for all my good qualities...he's emailled me once before asking for a face picture which I refused, so how the fuck would he know I'm this wonderful person?  I could be living rough and shooting up 10 times a day for all he knows!

But then I guess suggesting I'm wonderful has more chance of getting a freebie doesn't it.

Eeejit.  I wonder if anyone ever falls for this shit.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7149 on: 26 April 2015, 06:36:38 pm »
It does make me laugh when they think we're all in desperate need of a FWB, as if we're not getting enough 'nice' sex or something. My FWBs have to be younger than me, fit as fuck and well endowed, just for starters!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7150 on: 26 April 2015, 08:57:57 pm »
God I know.  But it's OK he's upped his offer...to a whopping ?40 for an hour!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7151 on: 27 April 2015, 01:26:48 pm »
How bloody annoying I've had 4 messages today from a fantasist reading this-

Hi there

I know this is probably a long shot. But I am looking to be humiliated and degraded once a week ( no sex) long term. I am looking for a hour of humiliation and I would attend weekly. I cant really pay anything -but would work so hard to make you happy, and cook and clean. I hope we can organise something as you are stunning.I also have a degree in photographic and electronic media (first class BA hone- can prove this) and can make media content for you if Im your slave- run a clips for sale site for you and be your online working drone).


Kind regards

When  I didn't  respond  to the 1st I received another and another and another  then after the 4th i said " im sorry but its a no " and then I received this-

Hi there. Your such a princess. I'm looking to be a cleaning slave once a week to a lady. I can't py anything but will clean really hard. I also have a first I. Media so can Create vid and photography work for you. I can prior my first class media degree

I'm sure I'm not the only one I just think Is he for real do who actually  do things like this in exchange for cleaning  etc? Surely  not. Anyway he just annoyed me I've now blocked him.


The 1st one is a copy and paste one, he must send it to thousands of girls, I've had it twice this year..  ::)



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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7152 on: 27 April 2015, 03:34:57 pm »
God I know.  But it's OK he's upped his offer...to a whopping ?40 for an hour!

Come on, you can't say no to that!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7153 on: 27 April 2015, 03:49:34 pm »
Bid on a RB for today. He messaged me a few days later to ask if my offer rate was still available. I told him it was and until what date.

This morning a booking request comes through and he says 'just checking we're still on for this afternoon'... Sorry, what?!

How does inquiring about rates equate to a booking?

I don't know about anyone else here, but for me I don't put aside the time for RB I bid on unless they email me say they wish to book.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7154 on: 28 April 2015, 08:29:17 am »
I had a caller wanting to come, all the way from east London , he wanted to know the train route  times and details more than  what he wanted to discuss in the booking !
He asked for lift from my nearest station , in the end I asked him to find someone nearer he was really getting on my nerves
I do not work for London underground I told him! :FF