Him: when you're back I have a business meeting down in the south of England. It would be overnight and very classy clients etc. would you be interested?
Me: sorry I don't do overnights or travel x
Him: that's a shame you're such a lovely girl too xx
Me: South of England is a bit far for me, I'll tell you a secret - I snore like a train! Lol x
Him: even in a bmw m5?
Him: I run a business in carlisle, it's very lucrative. If you change your mind and fancy a night of high end dinners, the best champagne and super cars - let me know

otherwise, when are you back in carlisle? X
Him: (at 5am) u back in Carlisle now?
Me: no thank you I'm not really the kind to care about cars and fancy things - prefer just doing incalls x
I remember this guy, booked an hour and spent most of it talking about how rich he is then overstayed because he wanted sex once he was done stroking his ego. Also his hygiene wasn't great.
I tried to politely decline because the whole thing sounds like my idea of hell. He probably thinks I'm a money grabbing hooker but at the end of the day I don't do overnights, outcalls or travel and no fee will change that. He met me so if he paid any attention to me he would know I'm very down to earth.