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Hotblondie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7110 on: 03 April 2015, 04:23:00 pm »
Ive had a call today from a dodgy sounding guy who asked if I can see him for free lol.
Asked him WHY? Then blocked him.
semi retired

Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7111 on: 03 April 2015, 09:27:46 pm »
Him: "Hey babe when are u free x" Urgh, babe :/

Me: "You can check out my upcoming availability at my website below. "

Him: "Could I see you tomorrow babe x" Obviously didn't check out my website as it states I'm not available.

Me: "You can check out my upcoming availability at my website below." So I couldn't be bothered to give him a different response.
 
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

nachos

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7112 on: 04 April 2015, 12:51:57 pm »
-What's the cheapest rate you have?

-It would be a half hour rate.

-Its too much,  I just wanted to try you out. Can I just come and try it first,  don't worry I can still give you something.....

-BLOCKED!!!
If you want something you've never had
You must be willing to do something you've never done.

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7113 on: 04 April 2015, 04:20:10 pm »
Him: "Hey babe when are u free x" Urgh, babe :/

Me: "You can check out my upcoming availability at my website below. "

Him: "Could I see you tomorrow babe x" Obviously didn't check out my website as it states I'm not available.

Me: "You can check out my upcoming availability at my website below." So I couldn't be bothered to give him a different response.
 

the minute  they call me" babe " down the phone I know whats not going to be happening, I can even picture them lol ! 

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7114 on: 04 April 2015, 05:04:44 pm »
-What's the cheapest rate you have?

-It would be a half hour rate.

-Its too much,  I just wanted to try you out. Can I just come and try it first,  don't worry I can still give you something.....

-BLOCKED!!!

I instantly hang up and block ANYONE who phones me up asking me wheat the best price I can offer is! Cheeky arseholes! It's cringeworthy!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7115 on: 05 April 2015, 01:58:07 pm »
Where do people stand on picture messages of male bits, accompanied with a message? Because that'll do...what...make me say "oh that's so nice I'll give you a discount. Lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7116 on: 05 April 2015, 04:33:46 pm »
Where do people stand on picture messages of male bits, accompanied with a message? Because that'll do...what...make me say "oh that's so nice I'll give you a discount. Lol.

I won't see anyone who does that. It's right up there with text speak, etc.

And it's also one reason why I'm not on Whatsapp. Although they can still text photos, they seem less likely to do so.

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7117 on: 06 April 2015, 02:32:16 pm »
Mr texter is back today with his charismatic message
" Do you like to fuck up the arse?"
So my client called him back as a favour to me and he got a surprise hearing a deep male voice, (thinking he had got lucky with me) he told him "I do not allow my girls to deal with people  like you now don't make contact again"
 dealt with  :D

Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7118 on: 07 April 2015, 06:53:42 pm »
Is it just me or am I the only one who's put off by guys who phone your number asking to speak to you or asking to make a booking with you like they are speaking to your pimp or maid? Like why wouldn't I be answering my own phone and taking my own bookings if you'd actually read my profile and knew that I was an independent escort?

chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7119 on: 08 April 2015, 10:33:46 am »
2:41 "your not working"
I replied this morning "not at 2am, an astute observation"

What was even the point in that text hahah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7120 on: 08 April 2015, 01:18:29 pm »
Is it just me or am I the only one who's put off by guys who phone your number asking to speak to you or asking to make a booking with you like they are speaking to your pimp or maid? Like why wouldn't I be answering my own phone and taking my own bookings if you'd actually read my profile and knew that I was an independent escort?
the trouble is they don't read our profiles properly or know how to talk to us on the phone.
Some do but this seems to be a small% of callers

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7121 on: 08 April 2015, 01:25:30 pm »
caller asks how many times in an hour he can cum?
I asked him how many times does he usually cum in an hour
he stated usually 5 times  ::) I also found it impossible to believe !
its been jerk callers today ! :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7122 on: 09 April 2015, 03:38:53 am »
This is my weirdest and worst one to date. Earlier today.
I had a ad in freecycle to get rid off some junk.

Phone call -
Talked for a min about quality of my stuff location etc then...
Punter - "Is this (workname)? On (my road)"
Me - oh balls. Yes it is, have we met hun?
Punter- I can take all of it away if you give me a bj.
Me- well you rang about my freecycle ad but I can fit a half hour booking in at the same time if that's what you want.
Punter - no, I'll take your stuff for a bj
Me- it's free cycle! You called for my stuff, do you want a booking too?
Punter - no ill take your stuff for you for a bj.
Me- you want free oral as well as a free bike and furniture?
Punter- 20 quid for the bits and a bj...
This went on till my head hurt and i started crying so I hung up.

I have 17 missed calls from this guy on my landline, 4 on my work phone and a message on aw trying to get a cheap booking.
Freecycle! I must be the first hooker to be booked via free cycle! Lmfao.

chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7123 on: 09 April 2015, 08:29:55 am »
Him: when you're back I have a business meeting down in the south of England. It would be overnight and very classy clients etc. would you be interested?
Me: sorry I don't do overnights or travel x
Him: that's a shame you're such a lovely girl too xx
Me: South of England is a bit far for me, I'll tell you a secret - I snore like a train! Lol x
Him: even in a bmw m5?
Him: I run a business in carlisle, it's very lucrative. If you change your mind and fancy a night of high end dinners, the best champagne and super cars - let me know :) otherwise, when are you back in carlisle? X
Him: (at 5am) u back in Carlisle now?
Me: no thank you I'm not really the kind to care about cars and fancy things - prefer just doing incalls x


I remember this guy, booked an hour and spent most of it talking about how rich he is then overstayed because he wanted sex once he was done stroking his ego. Also his hygiene wasn't great.

I tried to politely decline because the whole thing sounds like my idea of hell. He probably thinks I'm a money grabbing hooker but at the end of the day I don't do overnights, outcalls or travel and no fee will change that. He met me so if he paid any attention to me he would know I'm very down to earth.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7124 on: 14 April 2015, 01:04:05 pm »
Well, it's a prossie rite of passage for me! I just had my very first phone wanker! Talks in a quiet voice, heavy breathing, weird questions, took me a good 30 seconds to hear the faint wanking sound in the background. Put the phone down. Now I know I am truly an escort. ;D