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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7095 on: 02 April 2015, 09:52:10 pm »
I never ask a client on the phone whats his name is, if he doesnt tell me i save him under 2 pm friday for example and put his name in my phone after the booking (sometimes I forget to ask so I just change it to  Nice 120 or Swindon 70, etc. If he comes again I will ask what his name is, Im always bad at remembering from the first meeting anyway :)
I use a hint for them: What name shall I put in my phone for you? So they can say whatever name they want :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7096 on: 02 April 2015, 10:01:30 pm »
I never ask a client on the phone whats his name is, if he doesnt tell me i save him under 2 pm friday for example and put his name in my phone after the booking (sometimes I forget to ask so I just change it to  Nice 120 or Swindon 70, etc. If he comes again I will ask what his name is, Im always bad at remembering from the first meeting anyway :)
I use a hint for them: What name shall I put in my phone for you? So they can say whatever name they want :)

I like to be a bit more organised and actually have a name in my diary and also, I prefer to have a name of some sort when inviting someone into my home. Doesn't have to be his real name, infact I don't ever expect them to give me their real name.

Just to be clear folks. I didn't have a problem with this guy not telling me his REAL details. I have a problem with him not even bothering to make something up and coming out with "I don't want you to know who I am" whilst heavy breathing. What kind of answer is that when a girl is about to invite you into her home to then engage in such an intimate service?

We obviously have different standards on what we think is acceptable and work different ways which is fair enough and precisely why I never take AW feedback for clients as a decision maker based on another girls experience. I always go with my own gut.

As I offer a relaxed GFE type service, i at least like to have a bit of an ice breaker before we do anything and with that guys response to me asking for an name, I can only imagine how dire and awkward being stuck alone in a room with him would be like.

I just got a bad vibe from him but then again, I do try to be super sensible about who I meet with. I never go with anything that gives me a bad vibe and I have a zero bullshit policy.
« Last Edit: 02 April 2015, 10:05:41 pm by Miss K xXx »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7097 on: 02 April 2015, 10:15:06 pm »
Most guys I?ve had hang up on me usually do it at the beginning and sometimes send a text straight after like are you free  >:(   I don't even reply. Only a very few have hung up mid sentence and I think it's when they're wanking but I wait for a few minutes to see if they call back to explain. If not then I save them as a Hung up Not Sure although I tend to write them out. If they call again at a later date I will answer it just to see but they?ve all sounded strange.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7098 on: 02 April 2015, 10:27:20 pm »
Most guys I?ve had hang up on me usually do it at the beginning and sometimes send a text straight after like are you free  >:(   I don't even reply. Only a very few have hung up mid sentence and I think it's when they're wanking but I wait for a few minutes to see if they call back to explain. If not then I save them as a Hung up Not Sure although I tend to write them out. If they call again at a later date I will answer it just to see but they?ve all sounded strange.

Yes this is EXACTLY what I do, I saved this guys number as he hung up on me last time and didn't text or call back after so what was the point in him phoning me at all? Unless he was having a wank which I am pretty certain he was doing today. When I asked him for a name, he was totally out of breath saying he didn't want me knowing who he was and that's also why I asked him to repeat himself, to make sure I heard him properly.

I've had men in the past vey obviously make up a fake name and that's fine but never had someone so boldly tell me he doesn't want me knowing who he is, I think that's quite rude and also offensive as to have an attitude like that towards me, it means he must think I'm some sort of terrible escort who's gonna blackmail him and have a pimp here waiting to do him in. I've hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of positive reviews so there's no reason for him to think I would be that type of person.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7099 on: 02 April 2015, 11:11:09 pm »
If someone hangs up on me I just block him under hang up :)
No wonder I have almost 900 numbers blocked, I am very selective :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7100 on: 02 April 2015, 11:51:14 pm »
Over 4 and half years, I have two working phones and have about 1800 no go's saved between both plus I've deleted some old ones in case phone gets full. 8 out of 10 calls I don't take further so I know I'm likely to turn ok ones down but I save them all. A lot of us are very selective.

If someone hangs up, (not midway as like I said, I tend to write them off and they've never rung back straight away) but at the beginning, I have had a few call back straight away and apologise as someone walked in on them and only providing the rest of the call is ok, then I've seen them and they've been nice or sometimes I've answered my phone too late so it seems like they've hung up.  It's not exactly an everyday thing.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7101 on: 02 April 2015, 11:59:09 pm »
There is almost two pages about mysterious nameless heavybreather, so I'm posting random picture of a cat in a jar:
http :// img1.gtimg.com/tech/pics/hv1/182/211/723/47067062 .jpg

Guy who lately won a golden medal for this championship was a guy who phoned me late evening, slurring: "are you open babe?"
I said I'm closed and hanged up.
Where those people come from  ;D



link made non clickable - but check it out it's really funny cat
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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7102 on: 03 April 2015, 12:03:15 am »
Over 4 and half years, I have two working phones and have about 1800 no go's saved between both plus I've deleted some old ones in case phone gets full. 8 out of 10 calls I don't take further so I know I'm likely to turn ok ones down but I save them all. A lot of us are very selective.

If someone hangs up, (not midway as like I said, I tend to write them off and they've never rung back straight away) but at the beginning, I have had a few call back straight away and apologise as someone walked in on them and only providing the rest of the call is ok, then I've seen them and they've been nice or sometimes I've answered my phone too late so it seems like they've hung up.  It's not exactly an everyday thing.

Yeah if they phone me back then I know they haven't just hung up on me but if they don't phone me back and have no other contact then I will save their number for next time to see what they do like j did in this guys case today and his phone call today was completely off putting.

I have an iPhone so have a blocked list as long as Santas naughty list and feck knows how many numbers I've saved but haven't quite blocked.

When I wake up in the morning, I instantly block all numbers of people who've phones me at stupid times.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7103 on: 03 April 2015, 12:07:39 am »
Got a text few days ago which said Hi English Woman are you opening today. Think I should save them up for a book.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7104 on: 03 April 2015, 12:57:26 am »
Saw the cat ;D but did it get out again? That's on my mind now!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7105 on: 03 April 2015, 07:31:06 am »
Updated all my profiles and web site yesterday, had some really genuine men/women over the past month or so, then as soon as I update all the weirdos come out to play!

First guy, very polite, took booking, got ready....no show ( haven't had that for a while! )

Second guy texts me " hi mistress, love your outfits, can't wait to get your knickers down and give you a good seeing too! " cretin, read my profile ' no sex allowed...block  :FF

Third guy, " hello darling ( WTF hate that ) I'm Tim been into the game of BDSM for a while ( game? It's not bloody hop scotch! ) and wanted to know if you switch, so I can show you how it's done? ( cheeky twat! ) I'm sure I'd be able to show you what domineering is and I do have a few pieces of equipment, do you? ( clearly hasn't looked at my website or profile on aw - I just have a room with a cane in it....knob jockey - fully equipped bloody chambers I have! ) then finishes with a full discription of who he is, stats, and then signs off with " I have many women under my power and I'm sure if we meet you will be another notch to add to my cane " ( is this guy for real? )

I did respond, only with a link to my website, he did reply with " wow, you are real, think it's a bit much for me though love (  :FF :FF :FF ) I was just after a bit of fun, sorry for playing " - TIM BUT BLOODY DIM I think......silly boys !
 
Forth guy woke up to this beauty this morning " hi mistress, do you receive oral? " - no introduction who he is, what he would like ( I know he stated oral but il get to that ) or just a brief discription as I said introduction, if he would of done a few of these and ended with " do you receive oral " I would of kindly replied back to him ' no I dont, but I do breath control ' ....blocked x

Sorry for the rant just really  :FF my head against a wall, as it seems when I update they all come out to waste our time!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7106 on: 03 April 2015, 10:14:19 am »
I save hanger-uppers as "Hung Up"

A couple of times, they've texted shortly after to say "I'm sorry I hung up - someone walked into the room." I accept that sort of apology. Otherwise, I consider them rude and have no interest in them.

What bugs me are the ones who hang up as soon as they decide that they don't want to see you. "Do you have a latex miniskirt?" "No, but I have a very sexy wet-look..." *click*

I tell myself that I've dodged a bullet but I'm still taken aback by the rudeness.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7107 on: 03 April 2015, 11:13:50 am »
I save hanger-uppers as "Hung Up"

A couple of times, they've texted shortly after to say "I'm sorry I hung up - someone walked into the room." I accept that sort of apology. Otherwise, I consider them rude and have no interest in them.

What bugs me are the ones who hang up as soon as they decide that they don't want to see you. "Do you have a latex miniskirt?" "No, but I have a very sexy wet-look..." *click*

I tell myself that I've dodged a bullet but I'm still taken aback by the rudeness.

To be fair, I hang up on a lot of guys. When they say something ridiculous or ask for stuff I don't do, I just put the phone down as I don't know what to say to them as I've already decided I don't want to see them and don't want the confrontation.

Any potential client who contacts us has reviews etc to read on us so they generally know what they are walking into whereas we don't know them from Adam so the way I see it is.....I can only judge that potential client based on how they sound, how they come across and what they say. If I don't like the sound of them for whatever reason then I do tend to just hang up.

I also hang up on guys who phone me asking me if I am available NOW! I feckin hate that! I'm never available now or at short notice but my profile clearly states this.

But when a client hangs up on me but gets back to me, as you say.....someone walked in on them or something then of course I'm not going to grumble over that but if they hang up on me and don't get back to me that day then I save their number so that when they contact me again, I know roughly what I'm dealing with and so therefor wait to see what they do next. In yesterday's case, the guy sounded like he was wanking down the phone and rudely didn't want to give me a name to address him by. I think he would be a timewaster at best or a horrible booking/total red flag at worst.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7108 on: 03 April 2015, 02:51:27 pm »
Bank holiday bringing all the idiots out!
One guy:
"Can I have full address so I am not looking for it when I come?"
Repeatedly trying to guess where my flat is exactly
Asks for anal and filming for extra ?

Why do guys think that extra services will be on offer for more money?! Hello I'm a prossie, If I wanted to offer those it would be on escort profile with a price  ::)

"How much for a quick shag"

"What's postcode"

Glad I'm going home in 2 hours! Getting all my morning clients to text to confirm in the morning as well as bank hols always bring the TWs out.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7109 on: 03 April 2015, 03:37:16 pm »
I've had a sudden spate of hagglers for some unknown reason! I'm not sure why they think I'll jump at the chance to see them for less than my rate...

Haggler 1: Do you negotiate?x
Me: My prices are as stated on my profile if that's what you mean?
Haggler 1: So you won't lower any prices or do any deals?

Haggler 2: How much for half hour xxx
Me: (replied with rate)
Haggler 2: 60 at mine ? [rather lower than my outcall rate]
Me: [intentionally misunderstanding] 60 mins, 1 hour is ?X
Haggler 2: ?60 for the first half hour if you are worth it I'll pay twice a week ?200 1 hour xxx

Sure, dude that I've never seen before - I totally trust that you'll pay that much more than my rate after getting so much less than my rate. I just text these idiots back with 'Check Adultwork's search if you wish to find a cheaper rate'.