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BlaqHarlot

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6990 on: 13 March 2015, 05:14:02 am »
Had a text stating "are you interested in young ladies" to which I asked what was meant by it.
This person then claimed to be a female who is 20, I told them I don't see female clients sorry.
These are a few texts they sent me  "you won't regret it your body looks so good"
"Can I call you for some phone chat I can't speak cos my parents are in bed but can you talk dirty to me"
"Lemme call you and hear you talk dirty pls"
"Send me a pic of that body I wanna see some more"
"Your body looks so good I was hoping to get a look in"
"That pussy looks so good to eat and make you squirt that pussy" wtf???

It's blatantly a male I checked the number through Whatsapp and surprise surprise the profile picture is of a male. I didn't even bother to text back just simply blocked them, obviously a timewasting chancer looking for freebies such as phone sex.

I don't understand what fun these people get out of messing someone about at 5am.

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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6991 on: 13 March 2015, 09:18:19 am »
Missed call on phone and then a text as 5.13am this morning to ask how much for a half hour.

Not only do I not do half hour bookings but what is it that makes these arseholes think that's an appropriate time to phone someone?

Blocked!
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6992 on: 13 March 2015, 10:48:06 pm »
a few messages sent in very quick succession, all ignored!

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how much to just beat off and cum over your tits
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you'll beat my cock off for free? geat!
[/quote]don't talk much? ;)[/quote]
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send pics!


aaaaaaaand block  :FF
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6993 on: 13 March 2015, 10:52:30 pm »
I got a call from a gent who asked if I were working tomorrow. I said that I wasn't. "Well, actually," he said, "I'm going to be in town from tomorrow until the end of the week. And I need to find a hotel. I wondered if you could help me with that?" "Um, OK?" "Yes, you see - it has to be a dog-friendly hotel."

*click*
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6994 on: 13 March 2015, 11:32:23 pm »
Aw message

"Will you do me at 4?"
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6995 on: 13 March 2015, 11:34:53 pm »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 13 March 2015, 10:52:30 pm
I got a call from a gent who asked if I were working tomorrow. I said that I wasn't. "Well, actually," he said, "I'm going to be in town from tomorrow until the end of the week. And I need to find a hotel. I wondered if you could help me with that?" "Um, OK?" "Yes, you see - it has to be a dog-friendly hotel."

*click*

What a weirdo! God where the hell do all these guys come from?! 500 pages of idiots!
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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6996 on: 14 March 2015, 12:10:14 am »
Quote from: TheLittleMatchGirl on 13 March 2015, 11:34:53 pm
Quote from: Fabulassie on 13 March 2015, 10:52:30 pm
I got a call from a gent who asked if I were working tomorrow. I said that I wasn't. "Well, actually," he said, "I'm going to be in town from tomorrow until the end of the week. And I need to find a hotel. I wondered if you could help me with that?" "Um, OK?" "Yes, you see - it has to be a dog-friendly hotel."

*click*

What a weirdo! God where the hell do all these guys come from?! 500 pages of idiots!

I just think when some guys trowel through AW with a hardon or start making random calls to girls numbers they may have in their phone while horny.....they just do not think straight so their manners, respect and sense of normal behaviour goes right out the window.

Some of them are just general real bad eggs with serious personality defects but the rest I reckon it's just a case of not thinking straight when horny!

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Ieaio

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6997 on: 14 March 2015, 08:45:01 am »
The "Build a bitch" type of guy  ::)

Just got asked to dress as a bubblegum girlie girl (bearing in mind i'm the opposite, gothic) & told specifically what color hold ups and even hair tye to wear!?!?!?! I declined after he requested a very specific lipstick shade O.o. Perhaps OCD I don't know i've never heard someone get so specific. Makes you wonder why they don't just choose a girl to their liking. Just means i can't act like myself around those who don't want me as me.

This week has been awful for timewasters. One guy rang up and asked me what i look like because he'd forgotten as he'd looked at so many girls he doesn't know who he was talking to.
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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6998 on: 14 March 2015, 09:43:43 am »
I hang up on guys who phone me asking who I am. If they've looked at that many girls and don't even know my name then they won't know anything else about me. I've no time for that x
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Siorse

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6999 on: 14 March 2015, 12:37:24 pm »
I had one who was texting me for ages and ages, being a pure dick, sending me photo's of his cock "u could have this in your
mouth by 11am" Oh lucky me..  ::)
And more of that kind of nonsense.
I ignored it for as long as I could, but at some point I'd had enough, send him a message and told him this is not
how you book an escort, he's never gonna get a booking like this, so if he wanted to see me, he'd have to be respectful,
polite etc. etc...
He then said, "Oh that's the way my mum brought me up, blah blah... "
He then actually sent a few more very polite, respectful enquiries for a booking, and eventually I gave in.
Of course, when push came to shove, he bottled it, and cancelled  ;D
He said, sorry, can't make it today, won't contact you again..
Ok, no probs, maybe I did manage to teach him some manners though!  ;)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7000 on: 14 March 2015, 08:14:58 pm »
These are just from today.

Guy 1 - "what's address" nothing else just that not even a hi. So replied with the address for my local police station.

Guy 2 - (phone call) I want and overnight. Me - I'm afraid I don't do overnights.  Him - well I need somewhere to sleep I can pay ?2000 for it. Me - I'm pretty sure the local hotels are cheaper. I ended call.

Guy 3 - (phone call) me - hello. him - hi. me - hi. him - hi. me - hi (I'm starting to giggle by this point). him - hi. me - this is the best conversation I've ever had. him - well you seem to cocky. He puts phone down. Haha!!
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tvhappiness

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7001 on: 15 March 2015, 08:56:34 am »
Just got this one:

"Hello me Princesso. Du you working today me Lady???? I wont caming tuday and wont kiss lick suck yours biutifol bodey. Yours lips cyc stomag as in  yours biutiful pusy bouls dick. i wont if  you fuck me face and me as. i wont if you fuck me hard haw yousr bith. Du you du dys for meme biutiful Princesso?????"
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7002 on: 15 March 2015, 10:28:42 am »
Wow!
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7003 on: 15 March 2015, 10:44:01 am »
Quote from: Siorse on 14 March 2015, 12:37:24 pm
I had one who was texting me for ages and ages, being a pure dick, sending me photo's of his cock "u could have this in your
mouth by 11am" Oh lucky me..  ::)
And more of that kind of nonsense.
I ignored it for as long as I could, but at some point I'd had enough, send him a message and told him this is not
how you book an escort, he's never gonna get a booking like this, so if he wanted to see me, he'd have to be respectful,
polite etc. etc...
He then said, "Oh that's the way my mum brought me up, blah blah... "
He then actually sent a few more very polite, respectful enquiries for a booking, and eventually I gave in.
Of course, when push came to shove, he bottled it, and cancelled  ;D
He said, sorry, can't make it today, won't contact you again..
Ok, no probs, maybe I did manage to teach him some manners though!  ;)

His mum brought him up to tell women they could have his body parts in their mouth within the hour....
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7004 on: 15 March 2015, 12:43:30 pm »
I woke up to two texts this morning from different guys.

One, "Big" That's all it said!

Two, "I am in the St James Hotel and need 7 girls can you sort me" Because my ad clearly states I'm a pimp who is awake at 4am...
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