Just received a text.....

Him: Hi K, you up for bareback all holes and cum swallow

Me: Fuck off you cretin! (As much as I would love to ignore, i couldn't help it)

Him: Cretin, haha, so I'm the piece of shit for asking? Your selling yourself and I'm the scumbag? I'm 8 years older than you and clean. Yeah what a fucking cretin I am eh!

Me: I may sell myself but I go about it in a clean way, I don't even do oral without a condom nevermind all the manky stuff your asking for. Yes you are a cretin for sending filthy texts out and bothering girls who are minding their own business with your requests and you won't stay clean if you go around barebacking prostitutes, that's if you haven't already got something nasty!

Him: Minding your own business, you put your number on the Internet and you also just admitted your a prostitute. I got tested last month and ain't fucked anyone since "I'm clean" there's nothing out of order to ask a prostitute.

Me: Yes my phone number is on the Internet along with my profile that's aimed towards those I am compatible with and your bothering me out of hours. You clearly have fuck all going on in your life that you feel the need to bother me!

It went on a bit longer but fuck me, that pissed me off.

No disrespect to any ladies who offer any of the services listed but I don't advertise or offer them because they just aren't for me so naturally I'm offended at that shitey text. I've no dirty talk and no dirty pictures on my profile, there are hundreds of profiles that do and this arsehole pics me out of all of them.

If you look up 2 posts.....you'll see he's doing the rounds with his copy and paste job x

Lazy bastards who can't be bothered to read profiles then try and claim the website wouldn't load! It loaded enough for you to get my number though!!!

Quote from: Red KB on 02 March 2015, 09:56:06 am

Lazy bastards who can't be bothered to read profiles then try and claim the website wouldn't load! It loaded enough for you to get my number though!!!

I had one so lazy he couldn't even read my name..sent a text calling me Ruby! I thought maybe his autospeller was playing him up nope...he then launched into asking my location and what my rates are..told him to read my advert and he might get my name right as well.

Yep. Most recently I was called "Eve" and apparantly we're compatible because he used to be a hairdresser too  (I have never been a hairdresser and my profile doesn't mention previous or current 'real-life' jobs) ... obviously someone who forgot to edit his copy & paste.

Ok just because sometimes I just really cannot resist...

Him: available?

Me: Hello, thank you for your message. If you don't even have the time to type a proper text then how would you have the time to come and see me? Regards. Charlotte

He later replied from a different phone number (I blocked him of course) that I was being rude and he was no longer interested. Oh boy, such a shame!!!!

Received a booking on Sunday morning at 5:54.
15 hour outcall for ?50 at 6:30 in Chessington.
I'm from Edinburgh.

I told him that unfortunately I couldn't make it then blocked him. 

Haha, fuck sake! 

Received a booking on Sunday morning at 5:54.
15 hour outcall for ?50 at 6:30 in Chessington.
I'm from Edinburgh.

I told him that unfortunately I couldn't make it then blocked him. 

Haha, fuck sake! 

just had a nutter ask me to help him be castrated.