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sassy27

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6900 on: 24 February 2015, 11:13:52 am »
One I has recently that really pissed me off "I pay you 40 for owo and CIM.  Postcode please" ...... Cheeky f***ker. I say how much, I say what I do and won't do thanks darling!!!! Grrrr
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Cheryl87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6901 on: 24 February 2015, 11:19:41 am »
Quote from: Miss K xXx on 23 February 2015, 10:17:09 pm
Quote from: Exotic flower on 23 February 2015, 07:02:11 pm
So today another timewaster called jay that will not be getting a booking  called me for gfe lingerie request at first  oh and would I wear pvc and would I spank him.
doesn't sound like gfe to me!!
but I don't book anyone called jay as its been a curse ive had over 17 of them call to book and not one has ever turned up its probably same one with different sim card

That is REALLY weird! Any time someone phones me up for a booking and says their name is Jay, my blood runs a bit cold.

Purely because I have yet to meet a Jay, every single one being a timewaster!

Are you anywhere near Glasgow?

xx

I am the same!!!! "Jay" or "Jai" - they never turn up! All giving that name have been complete timewasters. Also there seems to be a disproportionate amount of  Pauls, Scotts and Stevens!!! not TW though!
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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6902 on: 24 February 2015, 01:23:30 pm »
Quote from: sassy27 on 24 February 2015, 11:13:52 am
One I has recently that really pissed me off "I pay you 40 for owo and CIM.  Postcode please" ...... Cheeky f***ker. I say how much, I say what I do and won't do thanks darling!!!! Grrrr

Last time I got this type of message (don't even do those services) and he offered me ?25 for a 15 min booking (which I don't do) I gave him the postcode and door number for the Police Headquarters in Glasgow. He text back saying he will be there in 5 mins so I then blocked his number, the daft idiot wouldn't have been too pleased but then again I wasn't too pleased with his offensive, presumptuous text message either.

xx
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Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6903 on: 24 February 2015, 01:25:08 pm »
Text (My ads say NO TEXTS, all over them  ::)

''Hi i am ask work today ?''

Then...

''I vant to buk apointment''
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Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6904 on: 24 February 2015, 01:27:54 pm »
Another stupid text..

''let me know when ur free i want to come see you x''

Then..

''give me a tx whn u wake up x''

Yeah right!  You sound like a bloody kid...
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EnglishRoseOfDerby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6905 on: 24 February 2015, 02:32:00 pm »
Just had a client wanting a car meet, when deined he then said my only option is my garage.. Wouod that be ojay, no one woukd see and we could lock the doors... :FF
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6906 on: 24 February 2015, 02:39:06 pm »
I also say no texts. There was one waiting for me when I woke up this morning asking for my address! Like I'm going to tell you without a booking. I'm sure some guys just think they can get our address and turn up when they feel like it. My general location is on all my ads anyway so it's not like someone could be asking to work out how long it would take to get to me.
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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6907 on: 24 February 2015, 04:02:55 pm »
Quote from: Red KB on 24 February 2015, 02:39:06 pm
I also say no texts. There was one waiting for me when I woke up this morning asking for my address! Like I'm going to tell you without a booking. I'm sure some guys just think they can get our address and turn up when they feel like it. My general location is on all my ads anyway so it's not like someone could be asking to work out how long it would take to get to me.

Yeah I block the texts that ask for my address and hang up and block the guys who phone me asking for my address before they have even said hello. It amazes me how so many people in the world don't have the very basic social skills x
« Last Edit: 24 February 2015, 08:03:59 pm by Miss K xXx »
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Rubyruby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6908 on: 24 February 2015, 05:23:09 pm »
My friend was sent this today on aw  ;D

Hi, this may seem an odd request but I've been looking for a girl who could dress up like tinker bell for my 3 year old daughters birthday party. I've been searching all over to find the perfect girl to play her and you look amazing. I can provide the costume or you can buy your own. How much would you charge for this?

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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6909 on: 24 February 2015, 05:33:30 pm »
Quote from: Kendallx on 24 February 2015, 05:23:09 pm
My friend was sent this today on aw  ;D

Hi, this may seem an odd request but I've been looking for a girl who could dress up like tinker bell for my 3 year old daughters birthday party. I've been searching all over to find the perfect girl to play her and you look amazing. I can provide the costume or you can buy your own. How much would you charge for this?
What the actual Feck?!?
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Rubyruby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6910 on: 24 February 2015, 06:44:15 pm »
Quote from: bibi on 24 February 2015, 05:33:30 pm
Quote from: Kendallx on 24 February 2015, 05:23:09 pm
My friend was sent this today on aw  ;D

Hi, this may seem an odd request but I've been looking for a girl who could dress up like tinker bell for my 3 year old daughters birthday party. I've been searching all over to find the perfect girl to play her and you look amazing. I can provide the costume or you can buy your own. How much would you charge for this?
What the actual Feck?!?

Leeds=twighlight zone
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6911 on: 24 February 2015, 07:19:50 pm »
Yep had a delightful round of emails from a guy who in his own words 'wanted to rim me then put it in my arse'
I pointed out that I don't offer anal.He then offered me ?500 to let him and when I told him to trot on then told me 'I could say goodbye to ?500'.
Assclown!Leeds...we have a special type of fucknugget timewaster!
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Miss K xXx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6912 on: 24 February 2015, 08:05:11 pm »
Quote from: bibi on 24 February 2015, 05:33:30 pm
Quote from: Kendallx on 24 February 2015, 05:23:09 pm
My friend was sent this today on aw  ;D

Hi, this may seem an odd request but I've been looking for a girl who could dress up like tinker bell for my 3 year old daughters birthday party. I've been searching all over to find the perfect girl to play her and you look amazing. I can provide the costume or you can buy your own. How much would you charge for this?
What the actual Feck?!?

Uft, just when you think you've heard it all  ::)
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MissDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6913 on: 24 February 2015, 10:53:02 pm »
Today i received the following email.

'Really disappointed,booked train tickets to Chester on 28th of Feb especially to see you as you advertised on this site that you'd be there. Really bad form.'


I changed my tour location for this weekend just because i felt like it.
This guy has pissed me off 'bad form' ?? He took it upon him self to buy tickets no booking or contact was made prior to this, this is one of the reasons i refuse to take advance bookings as i do change my mind or some times things change or happen. I'v Yet to reply i usually ignore idiots but i just feel like he needs to be told so i want to word it right.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6914 on: 25 February 2015, 01:10:18 am »
Hello there, thank you for contacting me. I obviously already knew that you would, as we are both psychic. With varying success. You predicted that I would know that you wanted that day and that time without asking but missed predicting the bit where I had no idea what you were on about.

I (unsuccessfully) predicted that you would actually make contact with me before booking train tickets, rather than relying on my not very good psychic ability.

Sorry.
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