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That was literally all they had to say XD

Well your not wrong... but huh?

Quote from: Miss K xXx on 12 February 2015, 08:25:09 am

Quote from: MissKylie on 12 February 2015, 04:47:07 am

Quote from: Miss K xXx on 11 February 2015, 10:54:24 pm

Received this, this morning just in time for Valentine's Day 


Hey K, how's your week going? How's it going on here?

Unlike most guys who message you, I'm not looking for ANYTHING sexual, in anyway shape or form. I'm looking for a long term relationship with someone in this industry, who enjoys this lifestyle. I love my partner (when I have one) having other guys sexually and always have, hence why looking for a partner in this industry. So your job isn't a problem, it's a plus!.

I'm not your typical insecure type of guy who has to control his partner. I don't get jealous either. I'm a genuinely nice, respectful, loving and kind caring guy with a good sense of humour, who enjoys a laugh, lots of banter and good times. Looking to meet someone like minded.

I'm always up in your area, so distance no issue.

Hope to speak soon, Scott x

This guy is such a idiot! I've had this message from him twice on both my profiles and each time told him where to go. I don't get why he even bothers? Does he actually think anyone would be stupid enough to take him up on this? Like we can't choose partners for ourselves if we want them?!

Yeah I emailed him back saying he's completely delusional and I said to him that it hasn't even occurred to him that I may already have a bf (I don't but he doesn't know that) and it hasn't occurred to him that maybe I don't want a bf who's happy with me going off and getting banged off every guy in Glasgow for money. I told him that if he wants a gf who has sex with other men then he should check out fab swingers or plenty of fish NOT try to get a gf on an escorting website. I also said that I wondered how many others he copy and pasted that email to? Didn't hear back from him after that lol x

I got the exact same e-mail today...!!!  He must just fill in the names at the top and sends them out..
What is he all about?! 

I've had this email too ...I just said I only fuck men for money as I'm a lesbian ..didn't get a reply to that one !

Quote from: eatmeplease on 13 February 2015, 08:50:45 pm

I've had this email too ...I just said I only fuck men for money as I'm a lesbian ..didn't get a reply to that one !

Oh being a lesbian is always my go-to as well. If a client is asking too many personal questions I tell them I'm actually gay and only have sex with men for work and that I have a wonderful girlfriend whom I live with I've only told one client that to his face though and he was asking so many personal questions and implying how much I must love my job and I got so cross. I wouldn't want to see him again anyway.

I haven't had this email, I feel left out, am I not good enough girlfriend material for him?

ha ha Alice!!!

Nope, not girlfriend material............he clearly heard you were a lesbo!!!! x

Oh I've had it all today!A bloke asking me if I'm Leeds but then telling me he can't be arsed to travel and putting the phone down,another asking me if I can sort out an mmf with a bimale for him...I don't do mmfs anyway,another wanting to offer me his professional photography skills (yeah so good you are ringing up lasses)...on and on...did actually do an hour but 15 mins into the booking he suddenly asked if I could dominate and humiliate him even though he had not mentioned any of this when he booked!

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The bi-male mmf dom/humilation guy is trolling the yorkshire ladies ... Called "James" by any chance? well spoken and polite on phone.  Made a 2hr bkng which never happened , which i expected anyway. Comes across as genuine this one , but just another TW , although he's a little bit cleverer and subtle than most ,k ill give him that !! lol.

He soon lost interest when i explained that 1 - i dont have a stable of bisexual crossdressing livce in slave on hand 24/7 2 - I do know some guys like that but im not going to introduce them to a guy i hardly know.

Maybe after a good few sessions i could arrange it .... but yep , just another fantasist trying to get free jollies on the phone.

Quote from: eatmeplease on 13 February 2015, 08:50:45 pm

I've had this email too ...I just said I only fuck men for money as I'm a lesbian ..didn't get a reply to that one !

Oh being a lesbian is always my go-to as well. If a client is asking too many personal questions I tell them I'm actually gay and only have sex with men for work and that I have a wonderful girlfriend whom I live with I've only told one client that to his face though and he was asking so many personal questions and implying how much I must love my job and I got so cross. I wouldn't want to see him again anyway.

I haven't had this email, I feel left out, am I not good enough girlfriend material for him?

ALICE!!!  I'm glad im not the only one! Soon shuts them up, mind you saying that sometimes it has backfired then all i get is 'wont she work with you too?'

LOL x

" i've only got ?20 quid can you come see me "

I replied " Sorry my price's are alot higher than that and dont do discount or freebie's"

"but i have a really big cock "


Seriously men's ego think that we are so cheap - ?20 doesnt even get me my food shopping lol

Hate the freebie loader's

"how would you like to put something tight black shiny and kinky on and let me spend a blissful hour between your thighs later tonight?

come over to mine if you can travel xxx"