Quote from: Ieaio on 10 February 2015, 11:08:37 am

Can you dye your hair for our booking so you are not a goth i prefer normal girls, dye it from black to blonde and send me a picture when you've done so i know it's acceptable & not false advertising.


(Bearing in mind, i have uploaded current photos of my hair plus to go from black to blonde it takes about literally a year to do saftley with bleach & hell no would i dye my hair for even a partner)

How funny, so he knows it's acceptable?!

Pfft, tell him to go and find someone who is already blonde. How are you false advertising if you're not advertising as being blond. What a prick!

Got this today
Any discount on valentines day since I don't have a girlfriend
WTF!!!

Him: Hi Chloe are you free this afternoon?
Me: yes & gives times
Him: can I ask something?
Me: yeah sure
Him: in always immaculately clean and have a very recent fully clean cert you can see, are you tested?
Me: (knowing what's coming) I don't need to see your certificate but yes I get tested every month.
Him: so are you up for playing "naturally"?
Me: I knew you'd ask and the answer is no. I'm not interested in putting my health on the line for a booking:
Him: ok you're unsuitable

 I get tested regularly and all I get is a text saying "results are all clear" - sexual health certificates don't exist unless you're a porn performer and pay for them.. Right? I've never heard of them except for porn. I certainly don't get them from the GUM clinic.
I like how often the word "unsuitable" gets thrown around like it will make us ladies feel inadequate and change our minds.. Not!
Blocked

Yes, unsuitable is such a bizarre word to use in this context. Unsuitable as in not a cretin?

Quote from: Roseanna_ on 11 February 2015, 01:38:15 pm

Got this today
Any discount on valentines day since I don't have a girlfriend
WTF!!!

Replied NO

Got this next

Would it be any cheaper for just a lick

Seem to be attracting the loons today

Yeh it's wanker wednesday here for me!

Received this, this morning just in time for Valentine's Day 


Hey K, how's your week going? How's it going on here?

Unlike most guys who message you, I'm not looking for ANYTHING sexual, in anyway shape or form. I'm looking for a long term relationship with someone in this industry, who enjoys this lifestyle. I love my partner (when I have one) having other guys sexually and always have, hence why looking for a partner in this industry. So your job isn't a problem, it's a plus!.

I'm not your typical insecure type of guy who has to control his partner. I don't get jealous either. I'm a genuinely nice, respectful, loving and kind caring guy with a good sense of humour, who enjoys a laugh, lots of banter and good times. Looking to meet someone like minded.

I'm always up in your area, so distance no issue.

Hope to speak soon, Scott x
 

Received this, this morning just in time for Valentine's Day 


Hey K, how's your week going? How's it going on here?

Unlike most guys who message you, I'm not looking for ANYTHING sexual, in anyway shape or form. I'm looking for a long term relationship with someone in this industry, who enjoys this lifestyle. I love my partner (when I have one) having other guys sexually and always have, hence why looking for a partner in this industry. So your job isn't a problem, it's a plus!.

I'm not your typical insecure type of guy who has to control his partner. I don't get jealous either. I'm a genuinely nice, respectful, loving and kind caring guy with a good sense of humour, who enjoys a laugh, lots of banter and good times. Looking to meet someone like minded.

I'm always up in your area, so distance no issue.

Hope to speak soon, Scott x

This guy is such a idiot! I've had this message from him twice on both my profiles and each time told him where to go. I don't get why he even bothers? Does he actually think anyone would be stupid enough to take him up on this? Like we can't choose partners for ourselves if we want them?!

Text from known and ignored timewaster.
? Loads of question marks  Sent 3 times just now
 No ladies if you can figure what that is meant to be about lol !!

Yo love what time do your legs open? Charming... I just put the phone down.

You'll have to be quiet when you arrive my kids are asleep upstairs or even better when you arrive and they announce this information. Sicko.

Do you do more than one guy at a time? There are 8 of us here and we all want to take turns. Is ?300 enough to get that party rolling?! I can't even...

Offering any Valentines/Christmas/Easter etc. discounts? When I reply no... but this is your quietest time ain't it? Actually no and there are lots of decent clients willing to pay what I charge.

Half hour? Nope. But every whore offers half hours and I'll only take 15 minutes anyway so really you'll be doing half the work for double the money, your hour rate is too expensive don't be so greedy. Then go and book someone you can afford silly boy it's simple mathematics. Sometimes they forget that we make the rules not them.

I've been a regular for a while can I have a Valentines discount or better yet a freebie as money is tight this month? I asked him if he works for free and he said of course not I have got bills and a mortgage to pay! Precisely

And this was just from this month. Fuckhead February can't end soon enough.