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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6795 on: 06 February 2015, 04:37:32 pm »
Text . Hey babe what would a 15 min booking give me ?

The privilege of being added to a block list as can't read !!
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6796 on: 06 February 2015, 04:47:32 pm »
Quote from: Exotic flower on 06 February 2015, 04:37:32 pm
Text . Hey babe what would a 15 min booking give me ?

The privilege of being added to a block list as can't read !!

I get really irritated when people waste my time asking for shorter bookings than I offer, when it is crystal clear on my profile that I don't do anything shorter than an hour.  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6797 on: 06 February 2015, 10:20:51 pm »
miss a call
me (texting):you called?
him:who is this?
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bluebottle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6798 on: 06 February 2015, 10:43:16 pm »
Quote from: londonfox on 06 February 2015, 10:20:51 pm
miss a call
me (texting):you called?
him:who is this?

Yes.... they called 6 other girls already on their, 'to do' list and
are so disorganised can't figure out which human they called lol!
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6799 on: 07 February 2015, 09:02:39 am »
Just looked at my emails and I see one sent yesterday afternoon titled "I just called" when I open it theres just a mobile number nothing else so I thought what a twat and sent him on back saying "And?" but then I noticed his AW name "MY COCKS AW's BIGGEST" so curiousity steps in and lets just say it started my saturday off with a laugh.
Hes not AW's biggest by far hes very delusional. BUT his public gallery is hillarious and the discriptions in his private gallery are along the lines of "Me playing with with my sensitive pert erect nipples" and "Me bending over for you" and "Me in pantyhose and fishnet stockings" ::)
Its surreal because it would be OK if it was  a womans profile but to see a straight man posing trying to promote himself to women is nothing short of ludicrus.
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6800 on: 07 February 2015, 12:15:45 pm »
Have to laugh at straight guys who set up offering services profiles! Though I think if they switch from seeking to offering you can no longer see things like aliases and notes on their profile so it can sometimes be an attempt to hide their bad stuff rather than a delusional act.
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6801 on: 07 February 2015, 12:55:38 pm »
Woke up to texts from all the usual late Friday night idiots, including this:

"Are you available now to see two nice 28 year old lads? Will pay ANYTHING!" sent at 5:40am
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6802 on: 07 February 2015, 01:36:45 pm »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 07 February 2015, 12:55:38 pm
Woke up to texts from all the usual late Friday night idiots, including this:

"Are you available now to see two nice 28 year old lads? Will pay ANYTHING!" sent at 5:40am

If the above were literally true (they were actually nice and they would actually pay ANYTHING) I would be all over that. LOL
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6803 on: 07 February 2015, 02:15:49 pm »
I love when I display my number a little early (last night) and specify I am working today and tomorrow. Yet I still get calls all last night saying 'you free now?'
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6804 on: 07 February 2015, 06:18:47 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 07 February 2015, 09:02:39 am
Just looked at my emails and I see one sent yesterday afternoon titled "I just called" when I open it theres just a mobile number nothing else so I thought what a twat and sent him on back saying "And?" but then I noticed his AW name "MY COCKS AW's BIGGEST" so curiousity steps in and lets just say it started my saturday off with a laugh.
Hes not AW's biggest by far hes very delusional. BUT his public gallery is hillarious and the discriptions in his private gallery are along the lines of "Me playing with with my sensitive pert erect nipples" and "Me bending over for you" and "Me in pantyhose and fishnet stockings" ::)
Its surreal because it would be OK if it was  a womans profile but to see a straight man posing trying to promote himself to women is nothing short of ludicrus.

I got one of him yesterday. He had rung me first though and his message started with I have just rung you. His name was different though something like Myspunkforwomen or something like like that. Then when I logged on again it had changed to this name. I think he must have a slate loose.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6805 on: 08 February 2015, 02:29:53 pm »
Seriously thinking of throwing in the towel for the day. Just call after call from idiots who haven't read my adverts. And Mr Are You Free Now, I'll Be In The Area in 2 Hours(?!)
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6806 on: 08 February 2015, 03:05:35 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 07 February 2015, 09:02:39 am
Just looked at my emails and I see one sent yesterday afternoon titled "I just called" when I open it theres just a mobile number nothing else so I thought what a twat and sent him on back saying "And?" but then I noticed his AW name "MY COCKS AW's BIGGEST" so curiousity steps in and lets just say it started my saturday off with a laugh.
Hes not AW's biggest by far hes very delusional. BUT his public gallery is hillarious and the discriptions in his private gallery are along the lines of "Me playing with with my sensitive pert erect nipples" and "Me bending over for you" and "Me in pantyhose and fishnet stockings" ::)
Its surreal because it would be OK if it was  a womans profile but to see a straight man posing trying to promote himself to women is nothing short of ludicrus.

OMG you've brightened my day, thanks for sharing! What a weirdo. I imagine you rang him straight away desperate to meet? Haha
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6807 on: 10 February 2015, 11:08:37 am »
Can you dye your hair for our booking so you are not a goth i prefer normal girls, dye it from black to blonde and send me a picture when you've done so i know it's acceptable & not false advertising.


(Bearing in mind, i have uploaded current photos of my hair plus to go from black to blonde it takes about literally a year to do saftley with bleach & hell no would i dye my hair for even a partner)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6808 on: 10 February 2015, 11:23:54 am »
Quote from: mature helen on 07 February 2015, 09:02:39 am
Just looked at my emails and I see one sent yesterday afternoon titled "I just called" when I open it theres just a mobile number nothing else so I thought what a twat and sent him on back saying "And?" but then I noticed his AW name "MY COCKS AW's BIGGEST" so curiousity steps in and lets just say it started my saturday off with a laugh.
Hes not AW's biggest by far hes very delusional. BUT his public gallery is hillarious and the discriptions in his private gallery are along the lines of "Me playing with with my sensitive pert erect nipples" and "Me bending over for you" and "Me in pantyhose and fishnet stockings" ::)
Its surreal because it would be OK if it was  a womans profile but to see a straight man posing trying to promote himself to women is nothing short of ludicrus.

He is a weirdo I've had it off him also, he changes his name all the time ( being honest I wouldn't even have time to list them on here, probably fill two whole pages ) I just block and wait eagerly for the next email.....!
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TheLittleMatchGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #6809 on: 10 February 2015, 05:42:36 pm »
Quote from: Ieaio on 10 February 2015, 11:08:37 am
Can you dye your hair for our booking so you are not a goth i prefer normal girls, dye it from black to blonde and send me a picture when you've done so i know it's acceptable & not false advertising.


(Bearing in mind, i have uploaded current photos of my hair plus to go from black to blonde it takes about literally a year to do saftley with bleach & hell no would i dye my hair for even a partner)

How funny, so he knows it's acceptable?!
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